Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance

[L3moning]

She never ever unscrewed lightbulbs

Whats the point anyway? If it's that bad you just don't turn them on.

 

[BeardyBap]

Because the uk use 240v, that’s what our appliances run on, to use an American appliances one requires a costly step down transformer to run them as to not use one would blow the thing up as they’re on 110/120v iirc. But yeah, the amount of energy it used would not be altered by the voltage being lower, not solely because you can’t do it anyway.

Also she was tied up in knots with the different units from the off, further compounded by thinking that a fridge runs for 24 hrs/day (it’ll switch off and on to maintain temperature, it’s not consuming power all day unless you’ve left the door open and it’s trying to chill the entire kitchen).
She could have directed her followers to any one of the numerous online calculators, but oh no, everyone get out your moleskine and poke your tongue out the side of your mouth, it’s maffs time.

I believe we are still waiting for the workings out for the other appliances. And to find this useful.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Like swapping a radiator for a cooker, cos of gas in the pipes if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow a small stetson off

That’s my favourite chaos

 

[CrushedIcePlease]

Whats the point anyway? If it's that bad you just don't turn them on.

Exactly. I know there are many but this particular lie is just

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

Also she was tied up in knots with the different units from the off, further compounded by thinking that a fridge runs for 24 hrs/day (it’ll switch off and on to maintain temperature, it’s not consuming power all day unless you’ve left the door open and it’s trying to chill the entire kitchen).
She could have directed her followers to any one of the numerous online calculators, but oh no, everyone get out your moleskine and poke your tongue out the side of your mouth, it’s maffs time.
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I believe we are still waiting for the workings out for the other appliances. And to find this useful.

We are never going to find this omnibollocks useful.

 

[magsymaisy]

I've only commented on this thread a few times but honestly LFC Jack can duck right off.. I was born in Liverpool in 1979 I"ve lived here all my life, knew people who died at Hillsborough. I would honestly kick her back down to Southend if I seen her in the wild. duck off Jack you middle class cos playing poverty grifting workshy bleep. We don't want you. In fact I don't think no one does.

 

[Carefree]

They were probably bayonet fittings

Not left behind by her grandpa who only had one pair of shoes? Yet still became a nasty schmuck of a landlord who exploited his tenants? No??

 

[ChactFecker]

I believe we are still waiting for the workings out

Big Electric is FAR RIGHT.

A car works on 12v and provides:
Air conditioning.
Multi-zone heating and cooling,
A comfortable living space no matter where you roam to.
Interior and Exterior lighting.
Access to cheaper supermarkets
The ability to commute to work easier.
etc, etc.

All you right wing Driving License having heathens. paying 5% on the 240v we RENTERS are paying.

 

[nothanksbabes]

Like swapping a radiator for a cooker, cos of gas in the pipes if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow a small stetson off

As my lovely recently departed mam would say, "if she had tit for brains she couldn't fill a bucket", although to be honest I think a much smaller vessel would be ambitious in this case.

She'd also say, "tell the truth and shame the devil", advice that Jackie could use.

 

[griftalo]

They were probably bayonet fittings

I think this every time I see the unscrewing so thanks for actually posting it!! Bayonet is uk standard isn’t it.
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That’s my favourite chaos

Me too. She’s as stupid as a bag of hair.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Does the canal think things financially maybe edging back into selling the lightbulbs off territory again?
She hasn't done any visible work for months either on the telly, in journalism or ads (except that airfryers horroshow) and Patreon although a regular income isn't what it used to-be.

I'd be feeling a bit worried about keeping body and soul together.

Usually this time of year she’d be getting those sweet festival gigs. A few grand just for showing up in thrice worn jeans with no need to prepare or do anything new or original. She must feel pretty panicked that that income stream is gone.

 

[TrolleyParton]

As my lovely recently departed mam would say, "if she had tit for brains she couldn't fill a bucket", although to be honest I think a much smaller vessel would be ambitious in this case.

She'd also say, "tell the truth and shame the devil", advice that Jackie could use.

Jack couldn't fill an (inexplicable) egg cup.

 

[bracrumbs]

As my lovely recently departed mam would say, "if she had tit for brains she couldn't fill a bucket", although to be honest I think a much smaller vessel would be ambitious in this case.

She'd also say, "tell the truth and shame the devil", advice that Jackie could use.

my recently departed dad used to say “if brains were gunpowder, she couldn’t blow her nose”

It feels relevant to Guest on a few levels, really.

 

[hoopdedoo]

Though guest is not on the Greenbelt festival bill this year (can't imagine why), maybe she could do a big beg a la Hunger Hurts and get in this way : https://www.greenbelt.org.uk/buy-tickets/ticket-info/#open-festival

 

[AyiaKnacker]

Uncanny.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Though guest is not on the Greenbelt festival bill this year (can't imagine why), maybe she could do a big beg a la Hunger Hurts and get in this way : https://www.greenbelt.org.uk/buy-tickets/ticket-info/#open-festival

Yes, they surely want to ask back the person whose response to a child asking about her career was to tell a story about how poppy seeds got her pregnant

 

[chizontiz]

46 quid a month to run her 'industrial freezer'?! She's telling us where the bodies are lads!
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Does the canal think things financially maybe edging back into selling the lightbulbs off territory again?
She hasn't done any visible work for months either on the telly, in journalism or ads (except that airfryers horroshow) and Patreon although a regular income isn't what it used to-be.

I'd be feeling a bit worried about keeping body and soul together.

Hunger Hurts³
3 x the hunger
3 x the hurts
3 x the jackhacks

---jack maths - grifting a hellsite near you this summer---

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Whats the point anyway? If it's that bad you just don't turn them on.

About as much point as moving your furniture in front of your radiators so you forget they exist.

The National and international media bleeping ATE that radiators, bread, jam and lightbulbs bullshit up though.

It’s absolutely mindblowing to realise that literally not a single one of these things actually really happened.

You couldn’t make it up.

But she did. And was feted for it for an entire bleeping decade, until she took it one greedy grift too far.

ETA: Jack, if think you can come back, you’re even more of a bleeping idiot than you’ve shown everyone you are thus far - which admittedly seems impossible, you vile fantasist absolute bleeping moron. What a complete embarrassment you are.

 

[Redwool]

As a Liverpool fan from over the water I do wish she'd stop. It's just so cringe and by my maffs: guest tweet of support=bad result.

To be a pedant I'd argue she's not a wool

 

[Cookiecookie]

She never ever unscrewed lightbulbs

She'd be the sort to ring the landlord complaining about a bulb being blown.