Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance

[ChastityDingle]

Jesus, went away for a few weeks and Old Slops is back

Off to grunk properly but already irritated at fake football fan Jack.

Also she was still tweeting occasionally so when was she hacked? Didn’t know hackers did you a favour by deleting a load of incriminating posts and lies - how nice of them. I might try and get her hacker to have a go at my Facebook / MySpace etc, there’s some old cringe on there for sure.

Reminds me of this.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[rage naan]

something's simmering

 

[Carefree]

I'm actually at a game, you performative eejit. What an infected pustule of a person.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

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She has researched her latest fake persona is it.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Wonder who the poor Liverpool fan is that Jack has her eye on. (Poor in the philosophical sense, I’m sure they’re moderately wealthy). I’m sure they’ve just been treated to 90 minutes of Jack honking in their ear about Liverpowl, while sneakily checking Wikipedia for football rules and pretending to write down statistics in a £15 moleskin notebook.

And now the poor sod is probably having to listen to her slopping up a storm in the kitchen making Fuckmeinthearse Fettucine or some vile concoction.

 

[KebabGirl]

Rabbit hole of research = read his Wikipedia entry.

Shut up Jack. I'm bored with you now. And please leave football to people who actually watch it. Thx babe

 

[BlendedSlop]

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The only slot she's interested in is the one in the wall her partners' bank cards go in.

 

[Nonah]

something's simmering

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Oh thank you! One of the best things about this thread is the reliable Greek Week alert. I shall fill the car with stuffed vine leaves tomorrow.

 

[lilykestrel]

why does it have to be "I've been down a rabbit hole of research" like she's been down the British Library raiding the stacks and firing up the microfiche readers, instead of 'I've looked into him he seems ite'

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

why does it have to be "I've been down a rabbit hole of research" like she's been down the British Library raiding the stacks and firing up the microfiche readers, instead of 'I've looked into him he seems ite'

Because she is such a boring, basic, twit, she has to elevenerife everything

 

[Captainmouse]

Apologies if it's already been posted here, but I am thrilled that guest has finally received the acknowledgement she well and truly deserves...

She won a twitter poll for "bestest lady grifterer of all time", beating Dr Julia "sexy" Patterson, Superstanskii, and Rachel Snowden with 41.4% of 502 votes

Screenies? That definitely needs immortalising, and reposting at regular intervals

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Screenies? That definitely needs immortalising, and reposting at regular intervals

It is the top image search for her right now.

 

[BeardyBap]

To be fair to guest, I also went down a rabbit hole of research on him earlier. I typed “Liverpool manager” into Google cos I didn’t get the joke about how almost perfect his surname is.
I mean, that’s research. Right?

 

[Grifty Mc]

She really is trolling, has she moved yet?

 

[Five hundred dogs]

why does it have to be "I've been down a rabbit hole of research" like she's been down the British Library raiding the stacks and firing up the microfiche readers, instead of 'I've looked into him he seems ite'

Shh, don’t mention the British Library or Jack will be trying to elvenirife their devastating cyber attack.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

And people are still doing it - check out the date on this screenshot. It seems there is an endless pool of people who still cling to the notion that she is entirely deserving of their charity.

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Why do the squigs think money is the solution? Why don't they signpost her to counselling services, abuse charities, IT experts? Why is the response always to throw money at the issue.
Also, Guest has a cheek talking about disparity. I'll bet she has never tipped anyone in her life. Remember her disdain for service workers and bus users. Anything she donated to the food bank was donated to her too. Her unwanted Mel Donte prunes for example. That's not charitable. She used the TT as an offloading service.

 

[Lady1980]

I just had a look at her, I think, original instagram account. I know she's not used it for a while and has possibly deleted some of her content etc... but it's weird to me that she wasn't following Liverpool FCs official instagram account, what with her being a lifelong fan

 

[BlendedSlop]

Why do the squigs think money is the solution? Why don't they signpost her to counselling services, abuse charities, IT experts? Why is the response always to throw money at the issue.
Also, Guest has a cheek talking about disparity. I'll bet she has never tipped anyone in her life. Remember her disdain for service workers and bus users. Anything she donated to the food bank was donated to her too. Her unwanted Mel Donte prunes for example. That's not charitable. She used the TT as an offloading service.

Don't forget the £20 tip Shatty said she gave to the manager of the Thai restaurant after the filthy penny bath photoshoot (after he'd let them eat for free as thanks "for all the good she does" in what totally wasn't a calculated, prearranged exchange).

 

[Onestorytoomany]

We are having a chill day at home with the radio on ( fancy) and i just realised that bascially all of jacks personality espcially on twitter is thd song behind blue eyes. This song is written from the villians perspective and she is all up in that niche. Hilarious!