HA!! So true.. everything is so complex with Sweet Girl.. and requires much word salad from Ass to impress the humpties!All of you in the comment section (read TL) about Abbie going by herself to the car. C'mon. Assa has a perfectly good explanation for this:
Assa with camera zoomed into his face, the next vlog, NC drawl, with his word salad of the day:
Firstly, we must acknowledge "age acceleration syndrome" (AAS), a theoretical construct proposed by avant-garde psychologists. According to this theory, certain environmental stimuli, coupled with genetic predispositions, can trigger an accelerated maturation process, effectively compressing their developmental timeline. It's scientific stuff, I don't expect you to know about it. But it was a beautiful moment for Abbie, trying to go to the car by herself. She almost made it.
Now, considering Abbie's age of 19 years, we must invoke the "teleological theory of vocational aptitude" (TTVA). This theory posits that she possess an inherent predisposition towards certain vocational pursuits, akin to adult career aspirations. In our case, we can postulate that our sweet girl has undergone a vocational epiphany, transitioning from the typical pursuits to the more refined endeavors of a mature adult. Again, all very sciency, you can learn this on that (paid) app I've been telling you about. I'll leave the code for 20% off in the link below.
To lend further credence, we turn to the "quantum consciousness convergence" (QCC) theory, which suggests that Abbie, much like subatomic particles, can exist in multiple states simultaneously until observed. Therefore, it's entirely plausible that Abbie, through a quantum leap of consciousness, has transcended the constraints of conventional age limitations, allowing for the manifestation of behaviors typically associated with older, more experienced folk. Just like our gifted son, Isaiah. Have you seen his pictures? Go to his Instagram and you can buy his pictures.
In conclusion, through the confluence of AAS, TTVA, and QCC, we can construct a quasi-scientific framework to rationalize Abbie's adult capabilities. She's therefore completely and absolutely capable of going to the car by herself. Stop overreacting. She's fine.
FFS Assa, she couldn't even open the post office door.
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HA!! So true.. everything is so complex with Sweet Girl.. and requires much word salad from Ass to impress the humpties!
Who she kidding? She loves food, booze, money, and pretending to travel high class
Both of these pics are highly filtered..she has lost 100 lbs, lost her bulbous jowls, her Gonger eyes, slack mouth, made her eyes larger... the April one seems like she ratchet up the skinny part of the filter.. but she looks greasier in the April photo..I suspect this aspect is real.
Are these supposed to both be before pics?
But they can pretend to have abbie pretend to film them for content so the humpers will think that her skills are improving.
I don’t think they want to bring attention to her turning 19. So yeah maybe a pity/sob vlog or they’ll invite Summer, Becca and all of them over and throw a pool party to resemble a “typical teen” party.
She's live now on FB and asking people if they can help her out and buy 4 more of whatever crap she's selling because she wants to sell 10 and has sold six. She's just so greedy.
So next year they’ll say typical adult instead of typical teen!? 
April 14th when she made her waaa waa video she had light blonde streaks in her hair. Somebody, and we won't name names, but her intitials are 'PrissAss' may be fibbing about these photos.
She looks PG.
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I have to laugh.....LB is on her first earned retreat with her "girls" and having a blast. Even wearing a swimming suit. Yikes. Hope they are all getting high as a kite, lol. Pigfat will be furious!
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And they will treat her like an adult when she should be treated like a toddler as that is where her abilities are at.So next year they’ll say typical adult instead of typical teen!?
Can this lisping twit get any more obnoxious???
Cilla said they are celebrating Abbie’s birthday tonight at the Mexican restaurant. Tomorrow Cilla and Candy are going out to a concert and Sunday (both Abbie’s birthday and Mothers Day) she is cooking dinner for her mom and family.
OMG that's abuse plain and simple.
Not trying to be crude but she literally looks pregnant. They have pushed all their bad habits and gluttony on her. So sad!
Once again, why black voice?
To me it's like they are feeding her up to make her easy to control. But something in the back of my head can't help but think PigsplicedwithagorillaandGodzilla is doing this for other reasons.
It makes me wonder too what their agenda is in letting her get heavy. She certainly isn't going to be easier to handle the bigger she gets and her health will suffer. The saddest thing is that she can't communicate when things hurt her. So if he joints start hurting which they will as the weight goes up she can't say anything. Nothing that they do will ever be to the benefit of their child. Not from cutting her hair to make it easier for her, to feeding her healthy and nutritious meals.
Anyone enjoying the northern light show? I'm in the mid south, so this is something I never thought I'd experience.
Wow! What state are you in?
Southern Illinois
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