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Hell no I could never let my 20yr old attempt to cross a parking lot by himself. First off, he can run fast as hell and that's not something I'm willing to risk. Second, any sudden road noise like a diesel truck/motorcycle/ or anything else with a loud sharp engine noise will 100% cause him to flee-without any concern for his own safety in the process. Third, he's mischievous as hell. The second he realizes we're not right beside him, he's going into places he shouldn't. There's no way I'd let him walk out of a building to meet my hubby at the curb or car or whatever without walking with him. Even my hubby would be like "WTF are you doing just letting him go like that?!?"
WTF is up with LegoHead? He is acting like an attention starved child.
And I DO think that even Abbie can learn some basic manners. Even my 20yr old knows what words to say after someone has given him something and we prompt with "What do you say?". I don't know what other table manners people are proposing she needs to learn, but basic manners can certainly be taught and ingrained as just a way of life. She has the words on her AAC. As for "Knowing the purpose of what she is being taught..." Asa, does she know why she is watering the plants? No. But she was taught that anyway.
He’s weird…period!
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Poor Abbie! She is like a toddler so why is dumbass trying to get her to walk out to the parking lot to meet his lazyass wife and so called hands on mother to Abbie
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Four hours and the first and only comment is from Cuck Tubby and 50 likes, including Cuck Tubby. How is she such a big seller, if nobody cares to comment or like?
His Assface is going to be posted on a milk carton as missing. Later to be found in one of her crevices. Death by asphyxiation. In this photo I can’t tell is he is trying to express some affection or is already trapped under her mountain of flesh and is desperately trying to get free.
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Lorelei Stewart: right on point. Uh…….which one of you is Lorelei?
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Junior is so stunted. It’s a shame. Stunted and spoiled so he’ll never run for cover.
With Piggy this excited over her makeup and skincare, there’s no way AssA can please her this way.
With Piggy this excited over her makeup and skincare, there’s no way AssA can please her this way.
Right? (P's fav way to respond). Abbie
His narrative of her mom getting her ready in the morning and all that is BS.What about when she's away partying and soaking her liver in alcohol? It's Assa and has always been Assa bathing his now-adult daughter. If the way she waters the plants is anything to go by, we know she needs help showering too.
Also, anybody else caught that he was thinking to number the plants so that Abbie knows what next to water. Sure, throw in algebra and calculus too Assa.
All of you in the comment section (read TL) about Abbie going by herself to the car. C'mon. Assa has a perfectly good explanation for this:
Assa with camera zoomed into his face, the next vlog, NC drawl, with his word salad of the day:
Firstly, we must acknowledge "age acceleration syndrome" (AAS), a theoretical construct proposed by avant-garde psychologists. According to this theory, certain environmental stimuli, coupled with genetic predispositions, can trigger an accelerated maturation process, effectively compressing their developmental timeline. It's scientific stuff, I don't expect you to know about it. But it was a beautiful moment for Abbie, trying to go to the car by herself. She almost made it.
Now, considering Abbie's age of 19 years, we must invoke the "teleological theory of vocational aptitude" (TTVA). This theory posits that she possess an inherent predisposition towards certain vocational pursuits, akin to adult career aspirations. In our case, we can postulate that our sweet girl has undergone a vocational epiphany, transitioning from the typical pursuits to the more refined endeavors of a mature adult. Again, all very sciency, you can learn this on that (paid) app I've been telling you about. I'll leave the code for 20% off in the link below.
To lend further credence, we turn to the "quantum consciousness convergence" (QCC) theory, which suggests that Abbie, much like subatomic particles, can exist in multiple states simultaneously until observed. Therefore, it's entirely plausible that Abbie, through a quantum leap of consciousness, has transcended the constraints of conventional age limitations, allowing for the manifestation of behaviors typically associated with older, more experienced folk. Just like our gifted son, Isaiah. Have you seen his pictures? Go to his Instagram and you can buy his pictures.
In conclusion, through the confluence of AAS, TTVA, and QCC, we can construct a quasi-scientific framework to rationalize Abbie's adult capabilities. She's therefore completely and absolutely capable of going to the car by herself. Stop overreacting. She's fine.
FFS Assa, she couldn't even open the post office door.
Assa with camera zoomed into his face, the next vlog, NC drawl, with his word salad of the day:
Firstly, we must acknowledge "age acceleration syndrome" (AAS), a theoretical construct proposed by avant-garde psychologists. According to this theory, certain environmental stimuli, coupled with genetic predispositions, can trigger an accelerated maturation process, effectively compressing their developmental timeline. It's scientific stuff, I don't expect you to know about it. But it was a beautiful moment for Abbie, trying to go to the car by herself. She almost made it.
Now, considering Abbie's age of 19 years, we must invoke the "teleological theory of vocational aptitude" (TTVA). This theory posits that she possess an inherent predisposition towards certain vocational pursuits, akin to adult career aspirations. In our case, we can postulate that our sweet girl has undergone a vocational epiphany, transitioning from the typical pursuits to the more refined endeavors of a mature adult. Again, all very sciency, you can learn this on that (paid) app I've been telling you about. I'll leave the code for 20% off in the link below.
To lend further credence, we turn to the "quantum consciousness convergence" (QCC) theory, which suggests that Abbie, much like subatomic particles, can exist in multiple states simultaneously until observed. Therefore, it's entirely plausible that Abbie, through a quantum leap of consciousness, has transcended the constraints of conventional age limitations, allowing for the manifestation of behaviors typically associated with older, more experienced folk. Just like our gifted son, Isaiah. Have you seen his pictures? Go to his Instagram and you can buy his pictures.
In conclusion, through the confluence of AAS, TTVA, and QCC, we can construct a quasi-scientific framework to rationalize Abbie's adult capabilities. She's therefore completely and absolutely capable of going to the car by herself. Stop overreacting. She's fine.
FFS Assa, she couldn't even open the post office door.
Look at what they've done to their daughter. Feeding her the high calorie, sodium filled foods and no activity. To me that is neglect.
I don't think Big P will ever do the ozempic. It means she'd not be able to eat & drink her usual enormous piles of food & we all know she ain't gonna give that up.
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Are those his actual words? Did he say "our gifted son"? Omg why does he keep saying that? He is NOT gifted and even if he was...its gotta be because he wants everyone to think he can create gifted offspring as well as ID offspring...again his total 100% insecurity & low self esteem
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Geeeeeeeeez no! Keep Ass away from any more animals! They don't really care about the ones they have now!
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Well, mama, it looks like you rate right up there. After the dogs and “fashion”. Last amongst the list. Odd that the Pig’s first list entries aren’t food-food-food-food-food-food……..
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How is this top secret product an improvement? I’m stumped!
The only difference I see is how stretched out her face is in the first pic to make her look skinnier, with some editing to get rid of the double chin. The second pic is rounder and same editing of the double chin.
The filtered pic somewhat evened out her gonger eye, gave a deeper snout crease, gave her more age spots on her fivehead and made her look greasier than usual. Well done
When Prissass was losing really well..Asswipe said she had even loss 3 shoes sizes...she started losing her hair..her glorious mane..she didn't like that one bit. I think that turned the tables for her. That and booze, When still in the rental Asswipe was giving her a drink and was explaining that a little bit of alcohol would be like alot because of the surgery and she needed to be careful of her intake. She was there smiling like a goofball with her drink in front of her. Maybe after surgery she was advised to give it up and did for a bit. The lure of Jose's haunting voice did her in.
She'd be better off in a group home at this stage. They've both done nothing but fail her in every area of her life.
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