Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
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People can’t judge him and what he does because they’re all trolls. Yet he can come on and say what a load of crap, duck that… very rare to ever see something like that in Scotland educate yourself Marion. You do you and if people enjoy it and post it “let them” stop being a troll Marion.Wind yer neck in, Mario, you twisty bastard. Just because something else is getting the attention, you self centred hole
His feckin nose takes up the screen more than his face.
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This looks like a close up from one of those nonce Hunter stingsWind yer neck in, Mario, you twisty bastard. Just because something else is getting the attention, you self centred hole
His feckin nose takes up the screen more than his face.
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Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you can literally HEAR the jealousy in his voice! Ye don't care Maz hen cos you've no got a garden and if you dare step foot outside beruit towers at nightfall, you'll probs get stabbed or attacked by a zombie 
Cosy in yer safe place ma luvlie whilst the rest of us are taking in the beaut sights, away take yer face fur a shite ya wee whinge
Cosy in yer safe place ma luvlie whilst the rest of us are taking in the beaut sights, away take yer face fur a shite ya wee whinge
The lady protests too much.
You do give a fook otherwise why comment.
You do give a fook otherwise why comment.
Holiday come down mode activated.
Just say it like it is, you hate living in the top floor council bedsit.
But you can not escape because you're up to your bulbous eyeballs in debt
That is a face even a mother could not love. Ugly fecker
Keep losing you funny feckers 
I've watched it now. And aye and so forth.
I've watched it now. And aye and so forth.if ma weans won’t stay in their ain lane am gonnae show them this photi and tell them the boogie man will come fae them in the night so aye!
duck me. The size of that beak
He's such a fun sponge 
always twists and says he doesn't care when he misses something it's passed your bed time you moany bastard
always twists and says he doesn't care when he misses something it's passed your bed time you moany bastard
The bougee man mair like ma lovelie
A wee palate cleanse required efter the close up #soaye
That bleeping hooter is the stuff of bespoke nightmares. Factual. 
Christ the size of that hooterThe bougee man mair like ma lovelie
A wee palate cleanse required efter the close up #soaye
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Its like a bleeping horror movie
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What a miserable wee fud!
. Last night I was pished and giddy and so went to bed, but woke up to pics of northern lights from other family. 
So we have been oot tonight to the highest place near us to try and see it ourselves, and when we got there it seems half the town had the same idea.
. No one saw the northern lights where we were in the end, but I’m not bothered because we tried, we all had a laugh, and I even bumped into an old work colleague
We didn’t even leave the house till 10.30 and had a 20 min drive each way, and then were walking down a pitch black country lane, then across a park with a phone torch till we finally saw loads of other people with phone torches 🫣. Marion the wee baldy ball bag could never go on an adventure like that… so aye, nae debates
Unrelated, but after catching up and seeing his posts from 2010…. Did anyone ever get te ken about if the dirty bastard who took Marion’s phone got what was coming to him?
Pyoor affronted! That’s naw ma quote. Factual. Also. Hen. So aye.So went on trippy just to see if he had put a review on and lo and behold
Who did this ? I fkin love you !!
My favourite Mario moment is when he was in the shops looking at the baby things saying he’s ready for a baby and it wasn’t fair. Like, where would he even put a baby?? They can barely take care of that poor cat of theirs. And he seems to forget that babies turn into toddlers who turn into children and children are hard work! He’s far too lazy for a baby.
God he really does type like Martha from Baby Reindeer on that small business streaming platform, Netflix. Is it a Scottish thing or hard of intelligence thing?
You'll never convince me otherwise but it's my firm belief that he had to ask that small business Google what the aurora was before he bitched about not being arsed with it.
I also believe Google had to get that other small business GCHQ involved to decode his search term, in order to understand it and respond.
Ma page, ma rules.
Lindsay Rotte
Hard of culture
Hard of spelling
Aurora for dummies
Also
I also believe Google had to get that other small business GCHQ involved to decode his search term, in order to understand it and respond.
Ma page, ma rules.
Lindsay Rotte
Hard of culture
Hard of spelling
Aurora for dummies
Also
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