Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
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We're pyoor hilarious and nae debates oan ma post.
Oor ain wee proud maw @blueblue watching aw the new lovelies oan their first day on Beak's thread making new pals.
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That was the night he treatit us tae titty heart bumps blowdrying his three hairs tae the sugarbabes
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Make sure youse huv your criss, joos and Tena lady tae hand ma lovelie. Youse cud get a wee boax made up saying Rach8456 Beak treats. Beak huz wan fur movie nights, even though he kin reach the fridge fae his living room but needs tae move the bin if he wants intae the freezer, also.This is pure comedy gold I’m going to make it my mission to read every single Manio thread to date! Need to get myself versed on the lingo… it’s exciting times! Leggings for everyone!
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Hen, wiz it no In the middle, wan oaf huz tae get tae ken #factualThis was the night of the titty pump wasn’t it? Whilst he was getting ready tae Here come the girls by the Sugababes?
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Has anyone got the wee pic of Mario when she was in her Rosa DiMarco from Eastenders era? Ya noo, the one with the blonde fringe? All of the newbies need tae see it!
Take me baaaaaack to those classic days
Ah've just been oan a wee journeh.
A historical moment in history.
Pyoor Martin McKnight take me baaaaaccckk
A historical moment in history.
Pyoor Martin McKnight take me baaaaaccckk
Yer wish is my command ma lovelie 🪄How dare youse hen, sit doon and show some class
There was indeed a photo of wee Deek and James (Hannah's ex ex). Ah went above and beyond and spent ten Mario years looking fur it, but furgoat halfway through wit ah wuz looking for #soaye #gulliverstravels
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Oh wow this has ended me. Effing brilliant and it seems this holiday is gonna keep on giving us laughs for a while yetSo went on trippy just to see if he had put a review on and lo and behold
Who did this ? I fkin love you !!
Absolute bespoke congrats to whoever did this. Shine bright
Bear in mind she was almost 27 years of age writing this utter pish as well. Deceased of cringe fae him the noo
Of course Mario doesn’t care about the once in a life time chance to see the northern lights in Scotland 
He sounds pished in thay last story but he disnae drink and you wouldn't see the northern lights for the industrial containers pots if your window you dick that's why you are protesting so much
and you wouldn't see the northern lights for the industrial containers pots if your window you dick that's why you are protesting so muchNah, course he doesn’t. Only one of my most amazing natural phenomena ever, he’s just upset he missed it. Scotland can see it tonight apparently so he could catch up, as he’s always one step behind the trend.Of course Mario doesn’t care about the once in a life time chance to see the northern lights in Scotland
Omg I can't even get a marionism right....apologies peeps I should have said SPINE bright.....I swerved out my lane for the 1st time and crashed and burned so back I goOh wow this has ended me. Effing brilliant and it seems this holiday is gonna keep on giving us laughs for a while yet
Absolute bespoke congrats to whoever did this. Shine bright
A few more from the archives for the new lovelies on this page!! Yer welcome!
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Always does this when he isn’t able to join in with something, pretends he doesn't want to
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Usually Can't afford to or has no friends but in this instance, he can't go see the lights because.
1. He only has a tit phone
2. Beirut is constantly lit with artificial security lights & police vehicles
3. He cannae leave the bedsit after dark because the bespoke junkies are gouching on the communal staircase also
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Usually Can't afford to or has no friends but in this instance, he can't go see the lights because.
1. He only has a tit phone
2. Beirut is constantly lit with artificial security lights & police vehicles
3. He cannae leave the bedsit after dark because the bespoke junkies are gouching on the communal staircase also
Sorry troops that post makes as much sense as his, I'm a few wines deep watching Eurovision, my bespoke guilty pleasure, my passions are no your passions. But you get my drift slagging his viewHe sounds pished in thay last story but he disnae drink
Why am I not surprised that he “doesn’t give a duck” about the Northern Lights… uncultured bleep.
P.s, still not caught up yet
P.s, still not caught up yet
Talks about someone being a ned? When he is the very one spelling and talking like a ned would.
If only the world could be a bit more upfront coming from the wee bam that makes a posts but doesn’t say it to person face.
He is that annoying person you would see on Facebook posting anything and everything to just make a post or get attention.
Reading them actual makes me cringe.
Wind yer neck in, Mario, you twisty bastard. Just because something else is getting the attention, you self centred hole 
His feckin nose takes up the screen more than his face.
His feckin nose takes up the screen more than his face.
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