The Kearns #49 Brad is the smallest man who ever lived, Sez doesn’t know what consent and privacy is

[Emilyemily99]

What school is getting an influencer in to speak about careers... was this before or after a cyber safety talk?

I wonder if she shilled the pear whilst she was there. If doing it in between spoiled kid birthday posts is fine, why not at a school assembly??
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wonder if she also told all the kids about her vibrating pears and vibrating cucumbers or whatever else tit she sells?

Great minds NipNops, Great Minds

 

[FreddyFrog]

Oh my God I don't read for a day and come back to some pure gold.

I love you guys.
*wipes away tears of laughter*

 

[b!tch_eating_crackers]

But Sez, you “don’t like sweet stuff” remember?

She’s even shortening arvo to arv? I swear it is just to give me the shits

Wonder if she’s pitched any networks with their new reality/drama series Sarescession .. which of the prized 3 Kearns spawn will take over the media empire.

 

[Drama Filled Llama]

This media company is as prestigious as Sophie Cachia's Shaw Media. The description that 2022 will "see Shaw Media expand..." - spoiler alert, 2 years later and the "media company" is nothing more than an instagram page with poor spelling ( and I can't even find it anymore?)

I’ve heard good things about the Wroks Package!

 

[whattheduck87]

Catching up on today’s post and reading the comments on the outspoken thread…. I’m honestly surprised outspoken has kept it up this long. Normally anything to do with the Kunts they remove asap.

 

[GlenCocoGoneLoco]

So did you get to your to-do list, Sez? Or do we have to wait another year? I'm dying to know about your bathroom paint details...
Riveting content.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

This media company is as prestigious as Sophie Cachia's Shaw Media. The description that 2022 will "see Shaw Media expand..." - spoiler alert, 2 years later and the "media company" is nothing more than an instagram page with poor spelling ( and I can't even find it anymore?)

Look, I’m going to do the unthinkable and defend Cachia here. At least she attempts things. Sarah has nothing.

 

[Crockjock]

Can you pay for a new roof on After Pay? Asking for a friend.

It's ok. Brad will ceremoniously unfurl his roofing certificate and rip off the old roof only to discover it will be days before the material for the new roof arrives 🫨 and that's where we'll see his prowess as a master tarp tier. 🪢
Cost?

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

Sarah Kearns to do list....

1) Do aTo Do List.

 

[StateOfMind]

Sarah Kearns to do list....

1) Do aTo Do List.

Another great thread title right there

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Anyone have a chance to record yesterday’s mouth stories for the archives? Just trying to keep track of her shifting career timelines . Now she started uni first, before going to the police academy?

 

[phonies]

I think Sezzy is the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz. Hair like straw, scares birds and doesn’t have a brain…

 

[screenfreelookatme]

What amazing content do we think Sez showed the high schoolers?

Also, a big “heyyyyy new Screeny fans” to all the teens that googled Sarah and found their way to Tattle

 

[canijustsay]

It's ok. Brad will ceremoniously unfurl his roofing certificate and rip off the old roof only to discover it will be days before the material for the new roof arrives 🫨 and that's where we'll see his prowess as a master tarp tier. 🪢
Cost?

I heard builders and thought oh they’re finally getting that verandah done.. yeh nah further proof they have no surplus cash or can’t refinance because they’re locked into a huge mortgage… they only do little things and I reckon they impulse spend whatever Sarah earns and Brad pays the mortgage and the Afterpay debt

 

[phonies]

… aaaaand we have found the cause of Sez’s shonky elbow.

 

[FreddyFrog]

"So cute!"

Proceeds to show the most basic bathroom on earth

 

[notgifted]

I dont get this bathroom reno, if you spent 1.8mil not so long ago on this place, surely you don’t need to upgrade or renovate anything

 

[canijustsay]

I dont get this bathroom reno, if you spent 1.8mil not so long ago on this place, surely you don’t need to upgrade or renovate anything

Probably needed content for her boring life…

If she shows it on her stories is it tax deductible?

 

[cate92]

I dont get this bathroom reno, if you spent 1.8mil not so long ago on this place, surely you don’t need to upgrade or renovate anything

They paid for prime location! Nestled so close to the swamp they can taste it 🫢 imagine the mozzies

 

[AmyLou!]

"So cute!"

Proceeds to show the most basic bathroom on earth

It didn't look any different from the before except for a plant and a rug! I'm confused.