Simone Anderson #50 Simone’s bot buying won’t cut the mustard, all her brand deals are turning to custard

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If you’re a foodie who’s also into scamming, lying, photoshopping, exploiting your children for engagement/cash, buying followers ripping off Women’s Refuge health and wellness, you’ve found the right account.

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Do your tits hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your tits hang looooooowwwwww


The answer is yes Scuntmoan, time to scab a new bra babes, since Bras and things have ditched you and pretty sure Bendon too ohh where ohh where shall you go
She looks like a 65 year old cast member of The Desperate Housewives of Ferndale who just had a bad face lift. How does someone so young look so like someone old trying to be young? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
 
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If you’re a foodie who’s also into scamming, lying, photoshopping, exploiting your children for engagement/cash, buying followers ripping off Women’s Refuge health and wellness, you’ve found the right account.

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We desperately need an eye roll react
 
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One thing about me is that I can never tell the truth. After losing 94kg through Ozempic and WLS, healthy food must look like tit and be stolen from someone else's content or made in a turbomix. If you are a bleep who is also into gay younger men, you've found the right account.
 
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If you’re a foodie who’s also into scamming, lying, photoshopping, exploiting your children for engagement/cash, buying followers ripping off Women’s Refuge health and wellness, you’ve found the right account.

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✨DiD yOu KnOw✨ that if you combine fake teeth, with hair extensions, a little sprinkling of Photoshop and a fake lifestyle based on lies , you can create a Stepford wife life, where nothing can get to you, because your TeflonSimmy.
 
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I do report when I remember but who knows if they actually do something about it.
 
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Simple Simmy - you must have had even more spare time on your hands today as you’ve worked extra hard to add a bit of ✨sparkle✨ to the latest recipe you’ve stolen.

Would be nice if you could at least give the original poster a few days before you rip them off?
 
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In the last week there have been 637 comments on her posts, divide that in half for her replies, 318 possible real comments 😏 But she wants us to believe her follower count has gone up by 4k this week alone. Yeah sure Sue 🤨🤨. What a load of crap.
 
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In the last week there have been 637 comments on her posts, divide that in half for her replies, 318 possible real comments 😏 But she wants us to believe her follower count has gone up by 4k this week alone. Yeah sure Sue 🤨🤨. What a load of crap.
There is also #blockout24 actively happening. I find it hard to believe that some influencer in NZ would gain more followers in a day than the likes of Kylie Jenner or Selena Gomez who have 400m+ followers
 
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She’s been a bit boring of late.

Simmo can we please see the Coleman’s mustard vase in Asher’s room? With a copy of today’s date so we know it’s not an old photo.
 
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She’s been a bit boring of late.

Simmo can we please see the Coleman’s mustard vase in Asher’s room? With a copy of today’s date so we know it’s not an old photo.
I think she gave that to Wendz for mothers day with a new piccie of herself from that AmaZing photographer 😅🤣
 
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She’s been a bit boring of late.

Simmo can we please see the Coleman’s mustard vase in Asher’s room? With a copy of today’s date so we know it’s not an old photo.
She’s making MFM look exciting at this point 🥴😂
 
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oh look.... more product that is her MOST favourite over 7 years & she also raves about the owner "love her to bits & pieces". ✨️😂🤦‍♀️
 
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Guys the ✨⭐LoW cArB⭐✨ wraps are back! Absolutely RIVETING content! 🥴🥴
 
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