Why is she made out of plasticine?All class there, DimSim🫠
Simone Anderson #50 Simone’s bot buying won’t cut the mustard, all her brand deals are turning to custard
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She does look very claymation
Do your tits hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your tits hang looooooowwwwww
The answer is yes Scuntmoan, time to scab a new bra babes, since Bras and things have ditched you and pretty sure Bendon too ohh where ohh where shall you go
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your tits hang looooooowwwwww
The answer is yes Scuntmoan, time to scab a new bra babes, since Bras and things have ditched you and pretty sure Bendon too ohh where ohh where shall you go
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I don’t understand how she can have SO many besties yet not one of them has told her to lose the current two-curl hair-do 
Holy crap look at the profile pics on those bots Heck that's inappropriate but what would she care!Great engagement from the botsView attachment 2931885
So they get a tiny frame in the corner of the room to show a total of one picture each. How very mother earth of you simmy
I see she’s in a white top at Pilates today. 
I also see the Mother’s Day photo of Casher has him in some KMarche (Kmart) clothes? Which is perfectly fine for daycare but heaven forbid she’d say she puts her kids in sensible clothes and then be relatable to the masses. I guess the Bambini stuff is for when they’re working?
I also see the Mother’s Day photo of Casher has him in some KMarche (Kmart) clothes? Which is perfectly fine for daycare but heaven forbid she’d say she puts her kids in sensible clothes and then be relatable to the masses. I guess the Bambini stuff is for when they’re working?
Simone promoting Thin Lizzie, surely it was just a promo junket. Have we ever seen the scam artist use it; like Elle herself and the L'Oreal, companies need genuine spokes people, not hangers on for the freebies. And they've given her a discount code. Never thought they'd associate with her
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oooh & now a discount code for her lymphatic massage too.... Sue you are the queen of discount, BOTS love using your codes 
When she speaks, she is no lady, she's rough and careless.
“I’ve chucked a whole bunch of tit in the slow cooker”
….mmmm sounds delicious!
I’m sure your
bEsTie who is coming over for dinner will loooove some “filthy tit” 
Who wears sunglasses on their head inside especially while they are cooking (aka biffing tit in the slow cooker) such a knobjockey
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Guess she's given up the chin fat dissolving. It's scary when you see the edited versus real life..She must be so worried the real Simone will be caught in the wild without editing
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Girl is looking puffier than a freshly baked croissant
Love as a biz owner, you get gushing messages, well supposedly for EmBarass & you post them to your page & not the biz....
for EmBarass & you post them to your page & not the biz....The artwork is still up? how much is she getting paid for that gig
Hey all you TC’s! Did you know that if you add chuck beef, mushrooms, and a few simple ingredients to a slow cooker you can create an irresistible beef and mushroom “no-key”?!?!
Do you know who else would know that? @wholesomebysarah - the real creator of this recipe
Do you know who else would know that? @wholesomebysarah - the real creator of this recipe