Zoella #4 Nostalgic for the nineties, looks age nighty. Forever the gf, no engagement from Alfie

[RachyWoo]

‘Kids’
She’s such a bitch. The one that sticks in my mind is when they drove to Europe and some girls was slagging Alfie in the toilet so Zoe was like ‘oh hi’ deliberately to make them feel bad.... she’s riddled with anxiety and no self confidence though.

This sticks in my mind too. As an anxiety sufferer, I would actually have stayed locked in the cubicle until the girls had left. She's full of shite!

 

[Amorphis35]

Hardly a “genius bathroom styling hack”
https://www.hellomagazine.com/homes/2019040271585/zoe-sugg-bathroom-styling-hack-bar-cart/

Gleam really need to stop paying for these terrible news articles in Hello Magazine and the more regular Daily Mail and Metro.

Ah that’s hilarious well she ain’t ever gonna buy any booze so the boring cow may as well use a drinks cart for her boring bath products!

 

[Jawge]

What was mentioned in the last thread, about the possible theory of her being pregnant

Why do people think she's pregnant, what have I missed? Alf seemed so odd about having kids in a recent vlog?

 

[leigh213]

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Wasn’t she at 10 million followers before?

I'm sorry if it's been mentioned but this profile pic makes her look like someone from RuPaul's Drag Race

 

[BustySinclair]

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Actually... maybe Poppy should switch to dark hair, it actually looks a lot better on her!

Also I guess the big surprise was s-club...
no proposal...

Who’s poppy dressed as?

 

[bubbletea123]

She has no real friends, just people she pays.

She has friends from back home that she sees, she just doesn't have them in videos.

 

[newtoyou]

Who is she talking about?

I dont get it...?

 

[Oohthedrama]

Oh I do like it when I see a Samantha Cusick tag

I secretly think as soon as Sam found out about Tattle life she signed up.
If trophy points still existed she would have them on her wall beside her hairdresser “credentials”
and they would probably ALL be rewarded from posts about Tanya and Zoe.
No way a hairdresser likes you if their main goal of the day is to fry your hair or make it look like dry spaghetti.

 

[madcat55]

Oh God. Was on reddit and by chance looked for a Zoella subreddit, just for a nose. Weeeeelll I found one... full of people perving over her tits and arse! I’ve spent so long here seeing people ridicule her over her (padded out, shelf looking) rack that I forgot those people existed.

Yeah, it's pretty disgusting.

 

[GossWhore]

I used to work with Zoe before she got ‘famous’. She used to be such a sweet girl. Then she got too big for her boots, froze out all her non you tuber friends and became a right twat!

Where did Zoe work?

 

[Kimmyschmidt]

What was that tree trunk game? I didn't get it?

 

[GossWhore]

I know this is going to sound awful but seeing the contrast between Zoe and Joe (in how they visit their families) really makes me stop and think, tbh I’ve always been a bit of a ‘Zoe’ don’t visit my extended family as much as I should... somehow, seeing it laid out, seeing people talk about it, comparing her to Joe - makes me want to strive more to be a ‘joe’ compared to a Zoe in future!

Well at least you are changing.
My ex use to be a Zoe and it wasn't until his mum got seriously ill He realised the changed needed to happen

 

[bazinga!]

I think I recall Caspar a while ago saying that his parents encourage him to be smart with his money, or they did when he first started. Not sure what influence they have now that he’s in his mid-twenties.

 

[Kimmyschmidt]

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Thank you! That game Still doing my head in!!! As for the quote- don't look up to the sky while wielding the hammer or there could be a nasty accident!

 

[moimoi]

God I hope it’s true!!

I came across this weird tweet from Feb 2017.

 

[Bexlouell]

In Alfie’s vlog at the end of the night he said Joe had gone to bed about an a hour and a half ago - I don’t know what time it was but I feel like that says it all.

I think it was 2:08am. There was a bit when they were talking about all the left over sweets in the dining room and on that ipad type thing on the wall in the background i'm pretty sure it was 2:08am.

 

[Yel]

Well Smales was ahead of the curve and knew when to sell on gleam futures for the highest price.

Tldr, but will have a read of later

‘It’s genuine, you know?’: why the online influencer industry is going ‘authentic’

The long read: Calamities such as Fyre Festival have tarnished the booming business of YouTube and Instagram stars. Now the industry’s top tastemakers have a new plan: keeping it real

www.theguardian.com

 

[leigh213]

Someone pointed out over there that the person who posted it doesn’t exactly have a great track record for reliable information. But does for weirdly specific lies - anyone remember one in the past about Zoe’s medical records? They actually faked a letter - and it was torn apart by people who work for the NHS but it looked quite convincing at first. They are also known for kind of obsessively crude and cruel photo edits. When I realised it was from them it lost all credibility in my eyes.

That and the grammar is so awful. I can't help but wonder. A 50/50 chance I reckon!

 

[Gigglez]

Her face is looking extra puffy lately

 

[Whatliesbeneath]

Did anyone see zoe on kylie cosmetics instagram story? I dont like bringing up peoples looks however she looks old and withered, does she smoke cigarettes?? Also you couldn't even see what she was doing because she had a filter and speeded up the video...