Why can no one at Zoella HQ string a coherent sentence together? “Feeling spicy this autumn and not just in the pumpkin coffee sense” 
Zoe Sugg #43 Alfie's a insta d#AD, Zoe just looks b#AD making money from the baby they’ve had.
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the context is you dislike her for looking like her auntie. Weird thing to say regardless of the context.
Also can i just point out after a lot of tattle comments about her never promoting his sh%t future self line. She did... Ha. They totes read these.
Wair a minute!!! The baby is breastfed?! Im not stating hes not awake too or tired but surely she must be just as shattered. We all know Zoe is lazy but he's on another level imo.What the hell is that tray? It looks like real giraffe skin…
Maybe she pumps for the night and he feeds her every other night or something?
Going back to the topic of them not seeming like a family, it’s weird how she’s put that as her Instagram caption, that she’s starting HER own traditions with HER little pumpkin! We all know how Alfie loves to be in on everything so why wasn’t he included in the new traditions with their daughter?!
They both do it! They always call her ‘my daughter’ not our daughter…
I would be pretty mortified if I looked like Poppy to be honest x
My skin is crawling at that tray, the texture would be awful. Also why is he acting like breakfast in bed isn’t a common occurrence for them? 
How is it that Microwave Mash Zoe can make a better looking breakfast in bed postpartum than when Alfie made his for her?What the hell is that tray? It looks like real giraffe skin…
They both do the smallest things for each other and act as if it’s some huge gesture. It’s particularly sad considering it’s clearly for the gram, the food presentation says it all.
All I could see in the videos of Ottie that she posted yesterday is a baby that looked like Joe as a baby. I think she has a Sugg mouth and chin!
I'm just I shock it appears actually cooked and not #gifted. Zoe will need a lie down for the rest of the month
Do they NEVER change the bedsheets?!!
Because Alfie doesn't partake in the Pumpkin patch crap that's Zoe's boring tradition.
Yeah I wonder what her minions do all day and what experience they actually have? Other than the few blog posts where they feature other people and their careers, health conditions, etc, I don’t see how they bring any value. For every 1000 ‘what show are you watching rn?’insta post, they occasionally pop out a decent blog post. Sort of like when Zoe did that pap video vs her vlogs.Why can no one at Zoella HQ string a coherent sentence together? “Feeling spicy this autumn and not just in the pumpkin coffee sense”
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Yeah I noticed this - interesting subconscious reflex - like they really don’t see each other as part of family, still two separate people living in a house but just now with a baby to add to their collection of stuff!
Thats exactly it, and they've always done it 'my house' 'my car' 'my dog' even though they share all of these things. (Zoe will occasionally use 'our' when speaking directly to alfie, but not really when talking to the camera.)
To most people they should be at the point of using 'our' they've lived together 6 years, to most people they'd be considered a family even if though they're not married. But to them both they're individuals who live together and i dont see that change unless they maybe one day get married.. and even then i still think alfie will use my.
They've actually lived together for 7 years believe it or not. Shows even more how pathetic they are in their relationship. Zoe will look like that old lady in Titanic before she gets a ring. Probably whisper out that it's been 84 years when he's down on one knee as well.
She is already morphing into her already
it's been so long since she's looked good that I didn't recognize her. lighter hair doesn't suit her at all
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