Zoe Sugg #28 My name isn't Zoella its Zoe!

[coconochanel]

New thread thanks to @lozzapaloozza for the most liked title suggestion.

So update for newbies..

Zoe came out of hibernation for a day to have a rant when the Daily Mail ran a story about her being dropped from the GCSE board after her website ran an article about vibrators.

She said in one of her rants 'Im not Zoella my name is Zoe'

Apart from that the speculation (again) is she might be pregnant as she's not been fully seen on stories etc and Alfie hasnt been vlogging either.

 

[LongishCat]

It's #28. She's not that interesting

 

[coconochanel]

It's #28. She's not that interesting

Oops my mistake hopefully a mod will change it.

 

[lozzapaloozza]

I love that every title relates to being boring

 

[Lilykins]

I’m staggered we got through the last thread so quickly when she does absolutely naff all!!

 

[Fillyjonk]

What project could she possibly be doing that requires her to keep leaving the house during lockdown?

Perhaps she's taken on voluntary covid work or has trained to be a vaccinator? Lol, course not.

 

[romansalad]

I think the new project is decorating the new office and documenting it this time since she realised she missed the opportunity on the house reno. Maybe some homeware line with that

 

[lozzapaloozza]

I think the new project is decorating the new office and documenting it this time since she realised she missed the opportunity on the house reno.

If so, I’m here for it! Really wanted to see her renovate the house

 

[QueenBW]

I got curious and went to check, and last year she uploaded on February 3rd after the post-Vlogmas "break", the year before that it was February 10th, and the one before January 29th. Maybe, just maybe, we're exaggerating by saying she has NEVER GONE SO LONG without posting and it's absolute proof that something odd is going on?

Something could still be going on, sure, because Mr. Shicko is also taking time off which is more unusual than Queen Sloth doing so. But it's not like it's April and they haven't uploaded at all.

 

[Lilykins]

I got curious and went to check, and last year she uploaded on February 3rd after the post-Vlogmas "break", the year before that it was February 10th, and the one before January 29th. Maybe, just maybe, we're exaggerating by saying she has NEVER GONE SO LONG without posting and it's absolute proof that something odd is going on?

Something could still be going on, sure, because Mr. Shicko is also taking time off which is more unusual than Queen Sloth doing so. But it's not like it's April and they haven't uploaded at all.

I was thinking of doing that! I wonder how long she will go this time before she uploads again!!

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

What project could she possibly be doing that requires her to keep leaving the house during lockdown?

Perhaps she's taken on voluntary covid work or has trained to be a vaccinator? Lol, course not.

Popping round to her brother's house to try and get them to decorate the house her way

 

[MiraZol]

What project could she possibly be doing that requires her to keep leaving the house during lockdown?

Perhaps she's taken on voluntary covid work or has trained to be a vaccinator? Lol, course not.

Her own vibrators line would be more likely though

 

[Fueislfs]

Watched Alfie’s stories and oh my god I forgot they had that stupid skate park thing in their garden.. she should have left him years ago when he installed that monstrosity

 

[ambreuk]

I got curious and went to check, and last year she uploaded on February 3rd after the post-Vlogmas "break", the year before that it was February 10th, and the one before January 29th. Maybe, just maybe, we're exaggerating by saying she has NEVER GONE SO LONG without posting and it's absolute proof that something odd is going on?

Something could still be going on, sure, because Mr. Shicko is also taking time off which is more unusual than Queen Sloth doing so. But it's not like it's April and they haven't uploaded at all.

Queen sloth, I snorted laughing

 

[coconochanel]

Shes making pancakes for valentines day...GROUNDBREAKING

 

[ambreuk]

Shes making pancakes for valentines day...GROUNDBREAKING

At least it's not the egg and toast and perfect tomatoes... although now I say this I don't know what's more cliché for her lmao

 

[moimoi]

Furloughed employee Holly sent her a Valentines Day card, could you imagine sending your boss a Valentines Day card.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Furloughed employee Holly sent her a Valentines Day card, could you imagine sending your boss a Valentines Day card.

To be fair to Holly it's probably in her contract and will be a tax break for Zoella

 

[Helk]

Furloughed employee Holly sent her a Valentines Day card, could you imagine sending your boss a Valentines Day card.

Besides, Holly used to be Alfie's friend, not Zoe's...But she has just stolen her.

 

[coconochanel]

Furloughed employee Holly sent her a Valentines Day card, could you imagine sending your boss a Valentines Day card.

I actually thought they were the cards from each other until I read the caption. #arselickers