Zoe Sugg #15 career increasingly dead, another ghostwritten book whilst she cozies in bed

[storm_cloud]

I had a major eyeroll during this fragment in Alfie's vlog.
Zoe: "Look how small I look, look at the height difference".
Yes Zoe, you're tiny, the tiniest human to exist



Yes I think so, the way she looked in the camera when she was coughing

I know it's been said before but she's literally 5'4" which ISN'T EVEN THAT FUCKING SMALL it's fairly average height for a woman.

 

[Rookie]

Someone explain these trousers to me? Am I missing what looks good about them?
Zoe is very slim, but wears things like this that do nothing for her figure or shape?

 

[Blubs]

The fact that she was sat bundled up with a McDonalds, replying in a passive aggressive manor to multiple people, really shows her ugly side.

Just enjoy your privileged cushty millionaire life and leave people alone Zoe. None of the things anyone said were even bad, no need to throw them under the bus.

 

[Lurker121]

I know it’s been said before but I always find it strange how little they travel together, just the two of them. When money is no object and you have no children, why not make the most of your time and travel the world?! Or even if you don’t like travelling far, why not go on a city break here and there and spend some time together? I’ve only really known them do that one trip to Amsterdam together in recent years. Seems like such a waste to me.

 

[Dr Marten]

Well Zoe, we’ve seen the same trips to the garden centre and the same margarita pizza and the same movies and the same weird car singing with Mark and the same #ad content and the same card games and the same desperation for Alfredos affection. You are the epitome of same and boring. All you do is grinch-smile into the camera.

 

[Kombucha]

Honestly guys, Alfie dropes my libido x-10000, he's insufferable

 

[clueless]

im.so sick of this narrative of "women shouldn't tear down women". if they have done something wrong then you have the absolute right to, and noone ever says the same to men

l’m sick of it too. And the whole “girls should support girls” thing, I’ve found a lot of people who post stuff like that are bitches in real life.

I also hate the “Be kind. Always. For the love of God, please just be bloody kind” sentiment too. Dare I say it, I think most people actually are nice, and those who aren’t are hardly going to suddenly change into these kind, sensitive souls by reading tweets and IG captions telling them to be kind are they? ugh maybe I’m just cynical now but it’s such a pet peeve of mine.

 

[Dr Marten]

DO SOMETHING ZOZEEBO. DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR GODDAMN LIFE. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU EAT A MACCAS CHIP OR WHERE YOU EAT PANCAKES

 

[GossWhore]

Ohhhh Louise is getting married AGAIN and Zoe can't get Froggie to even propose #HateToSeeIt

 

[conrea37]

Who the fuck calls them stennies
Also if you gotta curl them to blend, they ain’t good. I just have to dry all my hair and I’m good to go...

 

[storm_cloud]

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Fascinating, Zoe.
I remember someone saying a few pages back about the clock in Alfie's vlog saying March, when it was February at the time. Well, now we know why!

"20 things to do in march" EXCEPT NOBODY CAN ZOE BECAUSE EVERYONE IS HOUSEBOUND jesus christ I cba with her

 

[comment on life]

Zoe Sugg #16 : 3 weeks in bed- is it covid 19? Or simply facing the fact she is now a has been

 

[DoreenYadeley]

Zoe and Mum are prime 'Hotter than My Daughter' material.

Mum looks a million miles better than Zoe. Her recent fashion choices are highly offensive.

 

[conrea37]

According to her IG stories shes still ill.

It’d be easier for her to tell us when she’s not ill.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Does Lottie just wear the fugliest clothes to see how long it takes for Zoella to copy her? Maybe she and Zach place bets on it.

 

[DoreenYadeley]

Welcome to the real world Alf.

 

[jh1]

What is the difference in breakfast tea to normal tea? doesn't like swimming in the sea but is going to the Maldives.

Yeah but the Domino's in the Maldives is meant to be AMAZING

 

[GossWhore]

Lotty is now wearing form-fitting bellbottom pants that look like theyre made from stretchy/legging material.

Any bets on when Zoe will start wearing something similar?

 

[GossWhore]

Can Zoe stop trying to guilt trip everyone to be nice to her. Because that's her agenda right now.

 

[Laughingforlife]

Well. They aren't exactly wrong, are they?
Again, Zoe has to post it.
*Shock horror! Someone doesn't like Gavin and Stacey! No way!*