I have one tattooed on me
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We could never live/work/socialise together. I would sell my first born child for some sunlight. I can't stand dark/windowless rooms, I'm in there 30 seconds maxMy colleagues take the piss out of me, as I avoid strong sunlight. It messes with my concentration, I get headaches from strong sunshine pouring through windows - and I have never sunbathed in my life.
I like walking in autumn / winter sunshine, but as soon as we hit spring, it seems to zap my energy and I hate feeling too warm.
Miss Havisham is a piss take on my fondness for a darkened office.
I do take a high dose Vitamin D supplement
I’m from Yorkshire & I like foxes 
For anyone who enjoys Joe Lycett, he has used the alias Rhubarb Bikini. And I quite enjoy rhubarb gin. However for some dumb reason I wanted it to sound covert and undercover so removed some of the letters. Knowing I can't change it I kind of regret it now and wish I'd actually just put Rhubarb Bikini 
It's my name and a load random numbers. I regret it now 
My friend sent a typo of “calm your ritas” instead of calm your tits and it stuck
One of my neighbour’s cats is a complete idiot.
When I was scratching my head for some username ideas, I watched the black and white thing hop into my garden ready to take a big dump in my flower patch. Before I could grab a water pistol, the sun came out, it saw its own shadow between its legs and freaked out clearly thinking it was another cat. It must have jumped several feet in the air before scarpering.
That stupid cat.
When I was scratching my head for some username ideas, I watched the black and white thing hop into my garden ready to take a big dump in my flower patch. Before I could grab a water pistol, the sun came out, it saw its own shadow between its legs and freaked out clearly thinking it was another cat. It must have jumped several feet in the air before scarpering.
That stupid cat.
I just really like coffee and wine...
I drink Tizer.
I had Clueless on at the time! I love that film. Also I am a bit clueless myself at times!
Samuel Bamford, a radical reformer. He led men into Manchester for a meeting for parliamentary reform and repeal of the Corn Laws. There they witness the Peterloo Massacre. British history.
Influencer sounds a bit like influenza, and I think a lot of them are viruses
Just before registering I watched a YouTube video about a Chinese empress. My username is kind of a homage to her except that I've forgotten how she spelt it.
I was eating a mini pizza 
Cos I want to feed all these insta huns to a bunch of hungry tigers.
Mine is because a particular instagram moron says Handsnomes all the time and it makes me want to rip my ears off 
Mine is a homage to the queen that is Nessa from Gavin and Stacey.
It’s a great biscuit, and I could happily eat a whole packet in one go 
Cuz I’m skint