Because, well, why bleeping not?!
Plus, Friends reruns for life!!
Plus, Friends reruns for life!!
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I couldn't think of a witty username that hasn't been used yet so I went for a number instead, the number isn't special in anyway.
Dogtanian because I have a short, thin sword and I like to get it out and wave it at people. 
Well I was @Justhereforanosetbh and I hated it so I closed the account and made this one... because we’re all trolls here, obvs 
Mines because I was a Pixie in Brownies, then when I was first making an email address the spelling 'pixie' was taken.
So I went the popstar way of changing the spelling & then using it as my name on forums.
I do now mainly use a diff name on social media/forums but thought i'd go back to my old, so it links to me here but not quite as obviously
So I went the popstar way of changing the spelling & then using it as my name on forums.
I do now mainly use a diff name on social media/forums but thought i'd go back to my old, so it links to me here but not quite as obviously
Mine is because when we used to have a cleaning Instagrammers thread it was awesome and there used to be some proper laughs. One day one of the cleaning Instagrammers had purchased thousands of bots and they were making random comments under her grid pics. One of the bots said "nice beard" to the female cleaning instagrammer in question and when I joined I just knew I had to be The Nice Beard Man as this comment brought so many laughs to the cleaning instagrammers old thread (I was a lurker at the time of the thread and it made me cry laughing gutted it's gone)
gutted it's gone)
I walk into my local. They start making my cosmopolitan cocktail before I say I want it I am known as the cosmo girl 
I am known as the cosmo girl Was watching Corrie at the time 
My husband calls me by this username (minus the 1; re-joined here the other month so amended the name slightly); it’s from Gavin and Stacey originally
Because I am salad fingers very best friend
One of the many and varied terms of endearment for our gorgeous dog ....
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I remember there was some owl toy in Clinton’s when I was younger called Bobble the Owl. For some absolutely unbeknown reason, it reminds me of my late mum. I suppose it’s just memories of going shopping with her when I was a kid and probably pestering for one 
One of my friends said I look like Gigi Hadid. Great compliment, you might think. 3 seconds later she followed up with “a fat version” called me Gigi ever since the cheeky cow.
called me Gigi ever since the cheeky cow.I sleep eat
Every night I go to the fridge asleep and eat whatever I can find
Can identify what in the morning from the wrappers/crumbs
how I’m not the size of a
I don’t know 
Every night I go to the fridge asleep and eat whatever I can find
Can identify what in the morning from the wrappers/crumbs
how I’m not the size of a
I don’t know 
When Futurama first premiered in the UK I was 9 and just thought the spice weasel used by the TV chef was like, the best and most hilarious thing I’d ever seen in my life
Mine is my instagram name... but I've just edited my insta name slightly to Andymeltsthatlard
