Worst Jokes Ever....

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Mulholland Drive

Mulholland Drive

To lift some of the doom and gloom with Covid, lockdowns, Tiers, Boris and vaccines etc. can I propose a thread with your worst ever/best ever jokes (Nothing racist please).

One of my faves is.....

Did you hear about the blonde les?
She kept on dating men :LOL:


Any more?
 
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DCICassieStuart

DCICassieStuart

Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
 
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Kim Mild

Kim Mild

Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field
 
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Sideboard Bob

Sideboard Bob

“Doctor, doctor! I can’t say my ”f”s or my “t”s!”

”Well you can’t say fairer than that then!”
 
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Cáca_Milis

Cáca_Milis

What ye call a French man wearing sandals?
Philippe philopp

What's black and yellow and if it fell out of a tree it would kill ye?

A JCB
 
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Sideboard Bob

Sideboard Bob

What did the inflatable teacher say, to the inflatable boy, who went to the inflatable school, with a pin?


“Not only have you let me down, you’ve let the school down, but most of all, you’ve let yourself down!”
 
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Cáca_Milis

Cáca_Milis

Did ye hear about the dyslexic hipster?

He wore a cat flap.

I actually LOVE this joke 😂 🤣
 
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Kim Mild

Kim Mild

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram

(Better it 2012 when before insta was too mainstream)
 
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