Worst Jokes Ever....

[The King in the North]

Why are the British unable to say their T's correctly?

The Americans dropped it in the Boston Harbour.

 

[Rockin' Robin]

Rumour has it, that there is going to be a reboot of the children's tv series Teletubbies.
The show will be renamed Anti-social Tubbies, featuring characters Stinky Winky, Tipsy, GaGa and pot!

 

[Ceelea]

Why did the comedian go on stage with duct tape over his mouth ?

He'd hired a literal gag writer.

 

[Cáca_Milis]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead

Bahahahahaha!!

 

[Ceelea]

OK, that one made me fall over sideways.

 

[Ginger drink]

A man walks into a bar. OUCH!!

 

[Ginger drink]

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Brilliant

 

[DCICassieStuart]

I went for a job interview with IKEA today. The interviewer called me in and said "Welcome, please make a seat"

 

[Ginger drink]

What do you call a bear with no teeth?


A gummy bear.

What did the cop say to his belly button?
You’re under a vest!



Why did the barber win the marathon?
Because he took a short cut.



What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh.




I'll get my coat

The inventor of velcro has died.
RIP.

What is blue and not heavy?





Light blue

. Brilliant