Wolfnsunflowers #5 The one woman drama triangle

[sunflowernwolves]

Thanks to FloweroftheEast and MarkCorrigans Crisps for the new title.

(I messed up and also created a new one with the same number because I can't be trusted to copy and paste and not forget stuff. ‍)

 

[Traazers]

Reporting for duty booty

 

[L3moning]

Reporting for duty booty

Booty duty!

 

[sunflowernwolves]

Can someone do a proper TLDR, because it's just turning into a TL.

Hypersexual, demisexual, lazy thief with chunky calves (shout out to @Traazers) gives predators a second chance.

Scrambled egg pamphlet fails to materialise. Everything is exhausting. Please give generously.

 

[Jelly Bean]

So I presume this is the guy she took home for one night who then ghosted her

Sounds like he had the measure of her tbh.

 

[Hold my beans]

The red lippy draws attention to your wonky piercing, Bex

 

[FlashBoof]

For anyone unfamiliar..,
A book was grifted for. Its initial target of £1k was increased to £2k for quality - then £6k to enable an “accessible” audio version. This was two years ago. Since then, she has been on at least five holidays, quit jobs, jumped onto a £27k pA equivalent of a benefit wagon. And has many excuses as to why she hasn’t produced the scrambled eggs on crumpets pamphlet.

She has also had at least three relationships in that time - although two of them were FWBs. And she doesn’t date. Except when she does date frequently. And she doesn’t have sex with people unless she had a connection. Except for when she does have sex - with near on strangers.

she homeschools using YouTube and colouring books…when she can get up and isn’t having a poorly brain day.

Finally - she is an advert for never ever bothering with therapy as it seems like a completely pointless waste of time.

 

[ameliarose]

Christ that outfit is atrocious.

 

[FlashBoof]

Christ that outfit is atrocious.

And yet, where she is heading out to, this is about as good as it gets.

 

[Beanz17]

On a scale of 1-10, just how tragic does your life have to be to go to a kink club alone?

 

[Hold my beans]

Is she going alone though? And why advertise her whereabouts when just last weekend she was in danger from the OBSESSED child abuser?

 

[Jelly Bean]

Is she going alone though? And why advertise her whereabouts when just last weekend she was in danger from the OBSESSED child abuser?

Omg you are right
Who the hell would do that?

 

[eatingfudge]

What is the point in dating (and planning future dates with the same person) if you’re going to continue going to sex clubs? Also the woman she’s dating isn’t going to object because she doesn’t want to come across as controlling, but I hope she runs for the hills because Bex won’t stop being desperate for dick any time soon.
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Is she going alone though? And why advertise her whereabouts when just last weekend she was in danger from the OBSESSED child abuser?

Isnt this the Halloween party where they said knickers were optional?

 

[Livia Fantasy]

These other kinkyshag club people... they have eyes, right?

 

[Beanz17]

These other kinkyshag club people... they have eyes, right?

Maybe they turn the lights down super low?

 

[Wooh]

Reporting for duty booty

Yeah, I'm in like a butt plug!

 

[Monochrome Muse]

I'm having a moment here, is this Vlad or part of LiviaFantz post or Kinky Bexy's party?

 

[LaLa247]

These other kinkyshag club people... they have eyes, right?

Do you remember when there was a bit of a meme about ‘why do all polyamorous couples look like *that*’, she has that look

 

[Jelly Bean]

What is the point in dating (and planning future dates with the same person) if you’re going to continue going to sex clubs? Also the woman she’s dating isn’t going to object because she doesn’t want to come across as controlling, but I hope she runs for the hills because Bex won’t stop being desperate for dick any time soon.

I don't get it as I'm not marvellously unusual I know - but do people like Bex (and I genuinely have forgotten what term she now calls herself sexually) not value being monogamous or faithful to one person? Why does being into 'kink' mean you have to be promiscuous?
Again I don't know. I'm old and would be too grumpy to bother with such things
I rather predict girlfriend will have second thoughts about this nonsense and will cancel Sunday's cute date. Cue more woe is me and blanket days from Bex.

 

[Wooh]

Do you remember when there was a bit of a meme about ‘why do all polyamorous couples look like *that*’, she has that look

Omg, the ultimate meme of truth