Now I really want to knowNo - I can’t even begin to tell you what happened, but I am a changed person![]()
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Now I really want to knowNo - I can’t even begin to tell you what happened, but I am a changed person![]()
you poor thing!A few months ago it was my birthday
well a few nights before I had the most god damn awful dream
donald trump climbed up into my bedroom via my window clutching a birthday cake
he put it down,sang happy birthday to me then fumbled with his zip,wanged ’his little Donald’ out and I started to give him a bj
i woke up in the coldest sweat ever-my fella pissed himself when I told him-the bastard wanted to know if I remembered if it was as orange/fake tanned as the rest of him
it was…
I cried!lolyou poor thing!
I'd rather poke my eyes out than dream about my brother in law, unless I was giving him a well deserved smack!Omg same![]()