Borntorun
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My prediction is…And this is how it will go
Once upon a time there was a little chef called Nini
She once made a cheese sandwich on a Monday.
she ate the sandwich in the grounds of an NT garden overlooking a derelict castle.
The rest of the week she went to ikea and ate meatballs. Then she went to costa, then Chinatown, then a fancy restaurant not meant for little kids but she went anyway coz she fits into 7/8 clothes.
then she did some sewing, frolicking and elocution lessons.
At night she reminisced about her cheese sandwich she made a week ago and was very proud.
what A clever little chef she was!
In the light of the moon, a little chef lay on a leaf. She started to look for some food. On Monday, Rebecca ate through one Wagamamas meal. But she was still hungry
On Tuesday, Rebecca ate through two mum guilt cucumbers. But she was still hungry.
On Wednesday, Rebecca ate through three ikea meatballs. But she was still hungry.
On Thursday, Rebecca ate through four Costa coffees. But she was still hungry.
On Friday, she ate through five blocks of cheese. But she was still hungry.
That night she had a tummy ache. And she wasnt hungry any more. And she wasn’t a little chef any more, but a big fat chef. She built a little house, called a cocoon, around herself and stayed there for two weeks. And when she emerged, she was in the car park of a NT three hours drive away from home. The end.
(For anyone without kids, this is a parody of the very hungry caterpillar lol )