This title won by a huge majority as its v funny and v accurate... Well done @rubyred66.
Recap -
Laura went on TV to show more of her famous lying skills, by showing the nation her fake singing skills. She made herself up to look like a huge bride of chucky for some strange reason?
Laura has been on holiday, she wore an array of old clothes, many which are out of stock (useless as always!)
At the end of the holiday she decided to give one of her useless sermons. Giving her boring opinion on her holiday, her old sandals and her old "pride" Tshirt.
Laura is desperately trying to hook a brand to work with her. Unfortunately when your only unique selling point is your huge stomach, your lies and your fakeness, brands are not desperate to work with her!
As nobody seems interested in working with her, she's had to resort to buying a cheap holiday herself to review, so she can justify playing dress up in old clothes and so she can review a holiday in January in the midst of a huge economic crisis!
Laura now has a manager!
Unsure what there is to manage but it's probably to do with making Laura feel more important than she already does.
Laura has ventured onto Tiktok, no doubt more ridiculous posts of her Gunt incoming anytime soon.
Lots of showing her enormous stomach in the last thread, she's worked out it aggravates the russians who criticise her en masse and their interactions make her feel special and boost her interaction numbers
Shes bought over 50k followers in the past year. She's desperate for a blue tick to validate her existence.
Laura jumped on the celebrity ADHD bandwagon and got herself diagnosed. Whatever her diagnosis she's still a fake out of touch liar!
Wonder what lies she will tell during the next thread...
Recap -
Laura went on TV to show more of her famous lying skills, by showing the nation her fake singing skills. She made herself up to look like a huge bride of chucky for some strange reason?
Laura has been on holiday, she wore an array of old clothes, many which are out of stock (useless as always!)
At the end of the holiday she decided to give one of her useless sermons. Giving her boring opinion on her holiday, her old sandals and her old "pride" Tshirt.
Laura is desperately trying to hook a brand to work with her. Unfortunately when your only unique selling point is your huge stomach, your lies and your fakeness, brands are not desperate to work with her!
As nobody seems interested in working with her, she's had to resort to buying a cheap holiday herself to review, so she can justify playing dress up in old clothes and so she can review a holiday in January in the midst of a huge economic crisis!
Laura now has a manager!
Unsure what there is to manage but it's probably to do with making Laura feel more important than she already does.Laura has ventured onto Tiktok, no doubt more ridiculous posts of her Gunt incoming anytime soon.
Lots of showing her enormous stomach in the last thread, she's worked out it aggravates the russians who criticise her en masse and their interactions make her feel special and boost her interaction numbers
Shes bought over 50k followers in the past year. She's desperate for a blue tick to validate her existence.
Laura jumped on the celebrity ADHD bandwagon and got herself diagnosed. Whatever her diagnosis she's still a fake out of touch liar!
Wonder what lies she will tell during the next thread...
