I'll wear your Grandad's clothes, I'll look incredible.
Doesn't the guy have any clothes of his own?
Doesn't the guy have any clothes of his own?
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' when your legs don't work like they used to before'.
Just makes me cringe. The amount of weddings where they've had this for the 1st dance
Just makes me cringe. The amount of weddings where they've had this for the 1st dance
'I love you from the bottom of my pencil case'. 
I'm Too Sexy, Right Said Fred
Honorable mention:
"I've got a soul, but I am not a soldier."
All these things I have done, The Killers
"Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a blind man stealing
Tired of living like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling."
How you remind me, Nickleback
"Soft lips are open
Them knuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
You're dying."
Sex on fire, Kings of Leon
Honorable mention:
"I've got a soul, but I am not a soldier."
All these things I have done, The Killers
"Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a blind man stealing
Tired of living like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling."
How you remind me, Nickleback
"Soft lips are open
Them knuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
You're dying."
Sex on fire, Kings of Leon
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Seeing Diana Ross all over the new has reminded me of the total crassness that is:
"I'm in the middle of a chain reaction...you get a medal when you're lost in action".
"I'm in the middle of a chain reaction...you get a medal when you're lost in action".
Break Free by Ariana Grande -
I don't wanna hear you lie tonight
Now that I've become who I really are.
I think even Ariana said she doesn't like the 'are' as it doesn't make sense. Pretty sure Max Martin wrote it and English isn't his first language. He's also wrote songs for the Backstreet Boys with similar errors. He does write good songs though!
I don't wanna hear you lie tonight
Now that I've become who I really are.
I think even Ariana said she doesn't like the 'are' as it doesn't make sense. Pretty sure Max Martin wrote it and English isn't his first language. He's also wrote songs for the Backstreet Boys with similar errors. He does write good songs though!
āI canāt forget to stay realā¦to me itās like breathingā - Jenny from the Block
Ed Sheehan - Shape of You
One week in we let the story begin
We're going out on our first date
You and me are thrifty, so go all you can eat
Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate
We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
And how your family is doing okay
Leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat
Tell the driver make the radio play, and I'm singing like
One week in we let the story begin
We're going out on our first date
You and me are thrifty, so go all you can eat
Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate
We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
And how your family is doing okay
Leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat
Tell the driver make the radio play, and I'm singing like
āI'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancerā¦ā
- Snap!
Rhythm Is a Dancer (1992)
- Snap!
Rhythm Is a Dancer (1992)
"From My homie, to my only, number 1 " n-dubz.
The whole jenny from the block is awful "used to have a little now I have a lot"
Lyrical genius
The whole jenny from the block is awful "used to have a little now I have a lot"
Lyrical genius
You missed the best part, the next line is:
So you don't confuse them with mountains
The other song which always comes up in this sort of discussion is MacArthur Park, most (im)famously by Richard Harris. The chorus is a notoriously bad metaphor, but I actually think the first verse is worse
"Spring was never waiting for us girl / It ran one step ahead, as we followed in the dance / between the parted pages and were pressed / in love's hot fevered iron / like a stripƩd pair of pants"
Amazingly that was written by Jimmy Webb, who is most famous for writing Wichita Lineman and Galveston for Glenn Campbell.