What song lyrics do you think are awful?

[Sancrow]

For me
Suede - she's in fashion
'And she's the shape of a cigarettes'

Katy Perry - firework
'Do you ever feel like a plastic bag'

 

[Kim Mild]

Des'ree Life - I don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast , watch the evening news.

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Snap - Rythm is a Dancer
I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer

Scatman John - Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope

 

[bubbadabut]

Eminen feat Rihanna - Love the Way you Lie

"Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane"

Terrible wordplay from Eminem

 

[BettyCrockerr]

All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies


Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

 

[Lolly505]

For me
Suede - she's in fashion
'And she's the shape of a cigarettes'

Katy Perry - firework
'Do you ever feel like a plastic bag'

I always feel like I have to point out that the full line is "like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind wanting to start again?". Still clumsy imagery but at least makes some semblance of sense compared just half the sentence

But for me, it has to be:
"Shush, girl, shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller
And talk with your hips"
- DONTTRUSTME by 3OH!3. The rest of the song can be enjoyed somewhat ironically but that line just always makes me cringe

 

[lannx]

All the rap songs treating women like sex objects.

 

[wumbhi tahaza]

Strong by Robbie williams

That's a good line to take it to the bridge

That's just lazy writing

 

[Sancrow]

Strong by Robbie williams

That's a good line to take it to the bridge

That's just lazy writing

Also let me entertain you is basically a copy of pinball wizard but with different lyrics.

 

[lannx]

90% of rap songs

 

[hol20x]

“I’ll breathe underwater cos I like the way it feels” from Love Machine by Girls Aloud

You like drowning?!

 

[PrincessCharming]

Guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm

But I’ll let Gorgeous George off because I loved him

 

[MaineCoonMama]

If anyone is old enough to remember MacArthur Park-
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
Cos it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe agaaaaaiiinnn

 

[bubbadabut]

An oldie. Save the Best For Last by Vanessa Williams.

"Sometimes the snow comes down in June,
Sometimes the sun goes round the moon"

Get that lady a model of the solar system.

 

[Pineapple glitter]

Shakira Whenever, Wherever
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble

Miley 4x4
Driving so fast ’bout to piss on myself, driving so fast ’bout to piss on myself, driving so fast ’bout to piss on myself.

 

[emerald]

Galway Girl "I was holding her hand, her hand was holding mine"

Shape of you "now my bed sheets smell like you" TMI Edward!!

Both from extremely popular and critically acclaimed singer songwriter Ed Sheeran

 

[bubbadabut]

Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth

Damien Rice/Little Mix - Cannonball

 

[SnarkyTart]

Shape of you "now my bed sheets smell like you" TMI Edward!!

Ugh agreed! I find that whole song icky

 

[coconochanel]

For me its got to be Wizard 'when the snowman brings the snow' well actually the snow brings the snowman!

 

[orlyb1310]

The whole of Firework by Katy Perry. Special mention to ‘boom boom boom even brighter than the moon moon moon’