What is the worst 'healthy' food you've ever made or tried?

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Yes, the little strands of potato in there was grim
 
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One of those Deliciously Ella balls - the ‘chocolate’ one - I’ve accidentally eaten paper that tasted lore chocolatey than that abomination. Disgusting.
 
I tried the 1 week cabbage soup diet . I lasted 2 days and my husband threatened divorce .
 
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Scan bran. .... Absolute bollocks. Vile. Should not be sold or even classed as a food item.

Quark. This is just not ok. Nor is cottage cheese TBF.

Alpen bars. sawdusty bites of shite.
 
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Zoodles (zucchini noodles), they taste nothing like noodles. And not very filling at all.
 
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Making a pizza base using ground cauliflower. So much effort and so little pay off- a waste of time! Cauliflower actually tastes rank all the time unless it’s in a fully leaded curry
 
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