What is the worst 'healthy' food you've ever made or tried?

[37BBL]

And you just know we are far from the only two

Apart from the weird, bland taste and fibrous texture it was the fact that it cost it small fortune what with the medjool dates, maple syrup and cacao AND took bloody ages to make with a mountain of washing up to boot. Never again.

Yes, the little strands of potato in there was grim

 

[Laur91]

One of those Deliciously Ella balls - the ‘chocolate’ one - I’ve accidentally eaten paper that tasted lore chocolatey than that abomination. Disgusting.

 

[Prodcon21]

A “slimming world” Lemon cake. Basically tasted like lemon omelette

 

[Mitchymoo]

I tried the 1 week cabbage soup diet . I lasted 2 days and my husband threatened divorce .

 

[Sod cleaning eat aubergin]

Scan bran. .... Absolute bollocks. Vile. Should not be sold or even classed as a food item.

Quark. This is just not ok. Nor is cottage cheese TBF.

Alpen bars. sawdusty bites of shite.

 

[CrazyGiraffeLady]

I tried the 1 week cabbage soup diet . I lasted 2 days and my husband threatened divorce .

When I get moody, Mr crazy giraffe usually orders Chinese and throws a chocolate bar at me I get hangryyy

 

[Ginfluenced]

Chia seed pudding. One word: frogspawn.

 

[coconochanel]

Avacado sorry but its just tasteless and horrid.

 

[Sparks]

Zoodles (zucchini noodles), they taste nothing like noodles. And not very filling at all.

 

[emmer_moans]

Celery juice.....

 

[capriallie]

Making a pizza base using ground cauliflower. So much effort and so little pay off- a waste of time! Cauliflower actually tastes rank all the time unless it’s in a fully leaded curry