What is the worst 'healthy' food you've ever made or tried?

[Lardoflife]

Ugh, cauliflower rice it stank out the kitchen and tastes absolutely revolting. Not worth the calories you might save from white or brown rice to have that instead there are probably other things, but that's the one that I remember as being the worst.

 

[Catwinky]

Crispy kale can fuck right off.

And Scan Bran cake when I was part of the Slimming World cult.

Haha I've fallen for the 'bake crispy kale with salt and vinegar and they taste just like crisps' lie before..
It tasted like burnt cabbage and hate

 

[AutumnLaughs]

Those pasta/noodles made with konjac flour which are like 1 calorie each pack - the smell is like fish, seriously, don't even go there.

 

[erin182]

Avocado tastes like arse

 

[NapQueen]

Crispy kale can fuck right off.

And Scan Bran cake when I was part of the Slimming World cult.

 

[Heptonstall]

Baked oats. Tried a few different recipes thinking I might have done something wrong, but every one of them was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever tasted. Flat rubbery porridge omelette - looked like it too which is why I don’t believe for a second that the ‘baked oat’ profiteroles that Claire and Amanda are always making are not real choux ones.

Konjac noodles. The ones I had had a warning on the packet that they are a choking hazard and with good reason. My ability to chew is OK but not the best in the world and they were so unyielding I felt in real danger with them. Tasteless too.

I love cauliflower though, especially curried.

 

[Mustard]

Ugh, cauliflower rice it stank out the kitchen and tastes absolutely revolting. Not worth the calories you might save from white or brown rice to have that instead there are probably other things, but that's the one that I remember as being the worst.

Roasted cauliflower is tasty. You need to put some olive oil on it though.

 

[ElleBow]

I once tried the Dukan diet. I took cottage cheese and tuna seasoned with Chinese 5 spice to work for lunch. That was a depressing day

 

[annanuttall]

I tried the SW sausages and it was just how you described it. Urgh never again!

To add: Those naked zero calories noodles - tasted so plastic and rubbery that I couldn't finish it.

 

[Catwinky]

Ugh, cauliflower rice it stank out the kitchen and tastes absolutely revolting. Not worth the calories you might save from white or brown rice to have that instead there are probably other things, but that's the one that I remember as being the worst.

I agree! Cauliflower stinks. I had a real phase of making cauliflower base pizzas at one point, my food processor ended up being permanantly tainted with the odour lol
Not worth it.

 

[black ripped skinnies]

Diet coke chicken!!!
Everyone on slimming world raves about it.
It's fucking horrible!

 

[Practically Perfect]

cloud bread - whats the effin point (i do love bullet coffee though but only if done in blender)

Weightwatchers/nimble bread - fuck.off.

Cabbage Soup - Its like christmas sprout farts but nuclear

 

[Yel]

Any of those sugar free sweets at the checkouts of M&S or Aldi. They play havoc with your internal organs if you eat two of them. Maltitol and sorbitol are to be avoided!

Sanpellegrino lemonade is now unpleasant since the sugar tax and they've added stevia. Anything with stevia is horrible like shloer light.

Those pasta/noodles made with konjac flour which are like 1 calorie each pack - the smell is like fish, seriously, don't even go there.

They're horrible. On of the apprentice people based her whole company around them, she didn't win, still released them and it failed.

 

[Apple In My Pie]

Weight watchers... it was some sort of chicken chow mien... tasted like cardboard shavings flavoured with lemon pledge

 

[Corky]

Reduced sugar baked beans. Rotten.

 

[Princesspinky]

Banana pancakes .... I love bananas so thought ooh I'm going to be so healthy just tastes like egg theyre gross

 

[Oohthedrama]

Oh them zero calorie noodles

Slim noodles were created in the fires of hell. They taste like sweating flip flops.

I love scan bran
But I also view sprouts and broccoli a treat food

 

[Laineypops]

Cauliflower rice! No matter how you try to hide it, it’s still cauliflower !

 

[Lardoflife]

Roasted cauliflower is tasty. You need to put some olive oil on it though.

I will try that once I've gotten over the horror of the cauliflower rice I had it with a really spicy hot curry and yet it STILL managed to overpower it somehow

 

[CrazyGiraffeLady]

another one here that tried overnight oaks...seriously dont understand how people can eat that rubbish I dont know if I made it wrong or what but it was vile

Aren’t they disgusting. They taste like I’d rather be fat