The eye rubbing. The smiley face filter. The Mickey Mouse jumper. The crusty lips.
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Who else is looking forward to her crappy rendition of the Horses and some late night stories tomorrow after the Cup? Maybe a 10pm cheeseburger and coke?
she’s so predictable; and not in a good way
she’s so predictable; and not in a good way
Can’t even go to the damn optometrist without DRAMAAAAAA. “Failed” the eye test. My god, just shut the duck up. Also, maybe stop rubbing your eye every time you do an Instagram story and see if that helps………
She can't do anything without making it into an insta story. Even showing us her sped up workouts now. Brooke - no one cares
But even trying to make out she failed only because she's so superior with her "refocussing".
She ain't got a lot going on our little Brookey.
I’m genuinely stumped by brands who pay her to model. It puts me off them more than anything else could.
Guys, did you know that Brooke went to Italy?
I wonder if she tried any gelato?
Is the every day gelato the reason we are now being subjected to the fast forwarded D-grade workouts in mismatching weird gear every morning? Such riveting content 🥱
And she had a 40th!?
Her Summer and winter pjs
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I think she may have worn a sparkly dress
She really hates that one eye, huh? Also, GET SOME bleeping LIP BALM.
She dead set looks late 40s. Imagine the poor thing had to actually work and stop relying on Mumma.
So she spent today getting a second eye test (because she couldn’t pass the first one 
), filming herself searching the console in her car (and flattering herself that passerbys were checking her out), filming herself doing a workout alone in her lounge room, filming herself singing in her car…..and did all this after waking up in the middle of a Dateline crime podcast.
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), filming herself searching the console in her car (and flattering herself that passerbys were checking her out), filming herself doing a workout alone in her lounge room, filming herself singing in her car…..and did all this after waking up in the middle of a Dateline crime podcast.No words
Don’t forget the boring Suzanne Grae ad.So she spent today getting a second eye test (because she couldn’t pass the first one
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she dreams of modelling for Zimmermann et al, and ends up working for Suzanne Grae.
I mean, suits her age.
She wouldn’t survive a minute in the real world. Does she realise no one is actually this invested in her life? Get a real job sweetheart. Honestly if I had even half the amount of time she does to do ridiculous tit like filming herself getting her keys out of the car….So she spent today getting a second eye test (because she couldn’t pass the first one
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The whole “damsel in distress” persona or trying to be all cute and clumsy isn’t working for ya Brookie! Just makes you look like a moron, stupid and incompetent.
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