What Brooke Wore

[emmygluewho]

Those shoes look even more stunning with that bandaid showing.

 

[Listerfiend]

Brooke. Do us a favour and hide those toes would you? You do not have pretty feet, so stop it.

Those feet look like they have major circulation issues, feet should not be that bluey/purple colour

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

The way she banged on about this burn on her foot is giving Michael Scott burns himself on the George Foreman grill

 

[StickyTapeTits]

The way she banged on about this burn on her foot is giving Michael Scott burns himself on the George Foreman grill

She just loves the drama. The lactose intolerance, any time she gets a headache, feeling unwell….. it’s all curated for Instagram. The rest of us just get on with it like normal adults, but not Quirky Brookey. If it’s her problem, it’s YOUR problem.

 

[Allivera]

The $22 beige Kmart pants in the new reel look nice - but they’re definitely not meant to be worn by someone who already has no waist. Take some free styling advice Brooke

 

[StickyTapeTits]

In the time it took to be a passive aggressive bleep in this response, she could’ve just accepted that this is her job and just answered the question like a decent person.

 

[Dreamer01]

In the time it took to be a passive aggressive bleep in this response, she could’ve just accepted that this is her job and just answered the question like a decent person.

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The way she speaks to people. I am not surprised she has no friends.

 

[exflighty]

My gosh she’s an mole. Who does she think she is to speak to people like that? She’s a spoilt cat. What a sad lonely life she must lead when the phone is put down and she looks at her life. What a loser.

 

[Dreamer01]

This is a nice looking dress. But it looks like a pillowcase on her.

 

[blahblahboring]

Agreed, and I think the matchy-matcha accessorising ages her too.

This is a nice looking dress. But it looks like a pillowcase on her.

 

[Allivera]

If Brooke’s target market is 60-ish, then she’s hitting the mark.

You’re doing great sweetie

 

[Dreamer01]

If Brooke’s target market is 60-ish, then she’s hitting the mark.

You’re doing great sweetie

I don't think she has a target market. It's just whoever is desperate enough fir a cheap model.

 

[emmygluewho]

In the time it took to be a passive aggressive bleep in this response, she could’ve just accepted that this is her job and just answered the question like a decent person.

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She is such a condescending bleep. Darl, you literally don't have a job and Mummy still tucks you in.

 

[Dreamer01]

WTF is this look? Who buys this? $299 on sale for $210.

 

[Allivera]

WTF is this look? Who buys this? $299 on sale for $210.

Similarly horrified by this multicoloured nightmare of a sack

 

[Ill fitting culottes]

WTF is this look? Who buys this? $299 on sale for $210.

Cashed up retired bogans who are off on a cruise or going to Bali.

 

[AperolSpritz]

Complains about delivery guys wanting to come 1 1/2 hours early. But is actually 2 hours from home, 2 hours before the delivery window… and now filming a reel. So not actually going to be there ON TIME anyway?

 

[Allivera]

Complains about delivery guys wanting to come 1 1/2 hours early. But is actually 2 hours from home, 2 hours before the delivery window… and now filming a reel. So not actually going to be there ON TIME anyway?

I couldn’t actually work out what she was talking about, but she consistently sounds like an absolute nightmare to deal with from a tradie, retail or delivery person perspective

 

[bitsandbobs87]

Lord.

 

[AMFlogger]

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Lord.

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