MmmmmmmhmmmmmGirl!! The conspiracy! I can see the line too, and it’s not looking red and irritated
I can’t even.
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I can’t even.
Do we have a list of the conditions/illnesses she's claimed to have suffered from, am I missing any?:
Food allergies
Long COVID
Postpartum psychosis
Chronic fatigue syndrome
ASD
ADHD
Food allergies
Long COVID
Postpartum psychosis
Chronic fatigue syndrome
ASD
ADHD
Raynaud syndrome which was exacerbated by long covid symptoms
I think eating disorder can be added?
Apparently she “sharpened her hip bones and clavicles with fad diets and self-loathing”....according to this piece https://www.thenational.scot/news/1...ut-all-they-reveal-is-my-love-of-my-own-body/
By the way, though this article deals with serious issues re revenge porn, she has somehow still managed to make me laugh from her ability to narc out every topic to the maximum degree.
It’s worth reading because there is too much jaw dropping prose to quote, but I think this comment on post pregnancy bodies gives a good insight:
“I was no longer freshly unwrapped and trying to compete with the girls. I had earned a woman’s skin and I loved what I saw. A full breast, a thicker thigh, the bones that had moved to make way for people.”
Oh and a series of colds from her children’s school which set back her Covid recovery by months, justifying indefinitely keeping them home. Bearing in mind this is already a “non-linear” recovery so just because she was posting about her wee jaunt around Glasgow one day, it doesn’t mean she didn’t need time off work the next.
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“I was no longer freshly unwrapped and trying to compete with the girls. I had earned a woman’s skin and I loved what I saw. A full breast, a thicker thigh, the bones that had moved to make way for people.”
Or like my friend put it
‘My bumhole will never be the same’
Or like my friend put it
‘My bumhole will never be the same’
See the thing is women have every right to be sexual. Document that sexuality. Sell that sexuality. Anything. The guy who posted it to Twitter was obvs being a dick. The article is well written. But there is something that consistently bothers me about her. Any topic that exists she has suffered and suffered worse than most. Why couldn’t the article have been ‘I’ve sold my body, I love my body, you cannot use my body to hurt me’. Not ‘Victim Vonny’.
Oh. Is that another ‘Vonny’, Victim Vonny?
Oh. Is that another ‘Vonny’, Victim Vonny?
It's....not a match?! Genuinely surprised but the B, f, T and y are completely different
but if she wasn’t portraying herself as a victim then she couldn’t put herself forward for projects like this:
Violence Unseen — Alicia Bruce
This new Zero Tolerance photography project has been important to me both personally and politically. As a mother of a young daughter I want her to grow up in a world of gender equality and zero tolerance of violence against women. I was at primary school when the original Zero Tolerance initiative
aliciabruce.co.uk
(No shade to the project, charity or artist to be clear)
I dont know if Victim Vonny counts as a seperate category as its involved in everything else...it’s the one true constant of her personality (along with the boobs).
But yeah, good on anyone for being happy with their body and using it as they please but also....can you use just a few less adjectives when you’re describing said miraculous body? That article was just so amazingly dense with cringe
Yes to this. I had a reaction to some cashew nut butter a few years back and I looked like the elephant man. I’m also a nurse and I have never ever seen anything like what she’s claiming. Allergic reactions are a cluster of the signs and symptoms you’ve outlined. She is such a donkey.Also if you have an allergic reaction like that I'm pretty sure your skin also goes red and blotchy, your eyes puff out a bit too and your cheeks do as well giving you a bit of a hamster face until the swellings go down. Amazing how her jawline is still flawless, her eyes still pop and her lips are so pouty! She's so lucky. Hope she's okay
Imagine your whole life was basically the Gillian McKeith fake faint. Like your whole bleeping life. Across your marriage and jobs and your parenting and your friendships. Every day keeping up that act. It’s unthinkable!
Ok so I did some digging and she hasn’t been active for a year but her profile still exists on a certain website. This is the text from her profile.
“A Goddess to be worshipped – but you knew that already.
Contrarian. Disciplinarian. Enjoys the creativity that emerges from the imposition of rules. Vulpine. Anime proportions. Sharp-tongued. Handy with a crop, a heel and anything else that comes to hand. Never cruel unduly – except by invitation. Vampire rules: beware allowing me in.
Exceptionally thorough. Leading a scandalously libertine existence, revelling in grosser satisfactions. Je voudrais attaquer le soleil, vous comprendre?
Interested in creative play, elaborate scenes and pushing the limits of myself and others. If you like sex, books and fine conversation, get in touch.
Particular kinks include language play and verbal humiliation, rubber, dressing up, collaring, militaria, bootblacking, rope play, medical play. Though I am always open to imaginative suggestions.
Do not send Me a first message with demands or requests. There is little that irks me more than topping from the bottom. Those who get my attention do so through deference, politeness or genuine creativity. I don't want to see your cock as an opening salvo. I don't want an invitation to stamp on your balls before so much as a 'hello'. My company, digital or otherwise, is earned.
"'an utterly intelligent women who is a complete slut"
"Weird, deviant witch"
"a primal sex queen"
Capital M. Weaklings need not apply. Manners are everything. Don't add me without sending a message first.“
“A Goddess to be worshipped – but you knew that already.
Contrarian. Disciplinarian. Enjoys the creativity that emerges from the imposition of rules. Vulpine. Anime proportions. Sharp-tongued. Handy with a crop, a heel and anything else that comes to hand. Never cruel unduly – except by invitation. Vampire rules: beware allowing me in.
Exceptionally thorough. Leading a scandalously libertine existence, revelling in grosser satisfactions. Je voudrais attaquer le soleil, vous comprendre?
Interested in creative play, elaborate scenes and pushing the limits of myself and others. If you like sex, books and fine conversation, get in touch.
Particular kinks include language play and verbal humiliation, rubber, dressing up, collaring, militaria, bootblacking, rope play, medical play. Though I am always open to imaginative suggestions.
Do not send Me a first message with demands or requests. There is little that irks me more than topping from the bottom. Those who get my attention do so through deference, politeness or genuine creativity. I don't want to see your cock as an opening salvo. I don't want an invitation to stamp on your balls before so much as a 'hello'. My company, digital or otherwise, is earned.
"'an utterly intelligent women who is a complete slut"
"Weird, deviant witch"
"a primal sex queen"
Capital M. Weaklings need not apply. Manners are everything. Don't add me without sending a message first.“
I vaguely remember that people replied to this post questioning why she would be risking ordering food from takeaways when she supposedly has a severe allergy. She was outraged!
See there is actually nothing wrong with this. Have fun hun. But when this then is somehow transformed into something that can be included alongside conversations about sufferers of genital mutilation I feel my skin crawl.
I would never shame a woman for her sexuality or what she chooses to do at all.
Fetlife, I'm guessing? And it should be 'vous comprenez' not 'vous comprendre', surely?
Agreed - not about shaming but just something to add to an interestingly complex picture...
Finally some self awareness
What interests me most about her profile on said website is that there are posts about the general election etc - journalist politico Vonny never sleeps. She also caused a bit of fuss slagging off Torture Garden (fetish event) a couple of years ago because it didn’t meet her high standards. Her Vonnyness extends and infiltrates *all* spheres.
text from one of her posts complaining about TG: “
When I spotted the chap in the cowboy hat and cotton t-shirt, it just about killed all of the mood I had going in. We left at 1am because we'd never seen it so dead. I feel like they're just letting a lot of the dresscode slip to make numbers up. Was chatting to the delightful Miss about how Edinburgh desperately needs something more intimate and more opulent.
So what's happened? It feels rather like the Fifty Shades of Grey effect has really taken hold. That and the likes of Ann Summers doing latex. I know that makes me sound like a frightful snob, but Saturday was the first time I really felt like it wasn't a safe space. Have been thinking that increasingly over the last year or two, but Saturday felt markedly different from every other TG I've been to over the last 12 years.”
text from one of her posts complaining about TG: “
When I spotted the chap in the cowboy hat and cotton t-shirt, it just about killed all of the mood I had going in. We left at 1am because we'd never seen it so dead. I feel like they're just letting a lot of the dresscode slip to make numbers up. Was chatting to the delightful Miss about how Edinburgh desperately needs something more intimate and more opulent.
So what's happened? It feels rather like the Fifty Shades of Grey effect has really taken hold. That and the likes of Ann Summers doing latex. I know that makes me sound like a frightful snob, but Saturday was the first time I really felt like it wasn't a safe space. Have been thinking that increasingly over the last year or two, but Saturday felt markedly different from every other TG I've been to over the last 12 years.”
Even accounting for the fact that the BDSM scene attracts a disproportionate amount of awful, jemble wankers who don’t actually like women (her prime target audience), everything about Vonny is the exact opposite of safe, sane and consensual.
Primo “not like other girls” vibes from that Fetlife tome.
Primo “not like other girls” vibes from that Fetlife tome.
I promise I won’t end up quoting her entire fetish profile but there is a final quote I simply must post as it’s very much in the vein of this thread.
“Well no. I work professionally in an area where audience segmentation and a robust understanding of demography is key. You simply can't please everyone all the time. Better to focus on doing a few things well, than trying to be all things to all people. It doesn't work because that's not how people are.” THE AUDACITY
“Well no. I work professionally in an area where audience segmentation and a robust understanding of demography is key. You simply can't please everyone all the time. Better to focus on doing a few things well, than trying to be all things to all people. It doesn't work because that's not how people are.” THE AUDACITY
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