Your neighbours think you’ve lost the plot?
I must assure you - you have NOT!
It’s them - not you; They all should prove
Good reasons why you should not move
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I must assure you - you have NOT!
It’s them - not you; They all should prove
Good reasons why you should not move
You blow your trumpet and I’ll toot my horn - it IS a masterclass of herbaceousness! Oh, and now an occasion fitting of my bonnet! Happy days! I only wish you could all see my footwear/foot furniture... I have floral clip ons on my Echo XXXXWide sandals! I’m the master of whimsy!It's a masterclass of herbaceousness, even if I do blow my own trumpet!
This thread is doing me so much good! I had a bit of bad news today but you are helping me get through the day. Birthday drinks with eldest daughter tonight to look forward to as well.xxYour neighbours think you’ve lost the plot?
I must assure you - you have NOT!
It’s them - not you; They all should prove
Good reasons why you should not move
Thank you
We can be relied upon to dispense joy, wisdom, poetry and general silliness. Happy birthday to @Milking Keynes Enjoy your evening. 
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@Geranium, is it your birthday or your daughter’s? I would love to know which one of you is a fellow Geminian... we get v bad press, you know..
Happy birthday for tomorrow dear @Milking Keynes ! It’s my daughter’s birthday today, she’s 28. She’s lovely and unique, I love Geminis!@Geranium, is it your birthday or your daughter’s? I would love to know which one of you is a fellow Geminian... we get v bad press, you know..
Well I wish her a very happy 28th - I’m sure she is gorgeous - and happy birthday celebrations tonight, both of you.
Geranium’s Girl I’m sure we all (just like we oughta’)
Send birthday greetings to your daughter
And may the time you spend today
Help you to brush your blues away
The sun’s been out the air is warm
Just like it was when she was born
Mercurial and so much fun
That’s Gemini and that’s your Hun...
So give your girl a massive hug
And let her jolly birthday jug
Brim over and make sure she knows
A mother’s love just overflows
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Love Geminis
I'm Aquarius.Happy birthday to lovely Geminis Miss Geranium and Mrs Milking Bonnet Bennet.
Loving all the poetry. You are sooooo talented!
I’m LibraLove Geminis
Happy birthday to lovely Geminis Miss Geranium and Mrs Milking Bonnet Bennet.
Loving all the poetry. You are sooooo talented!
. So I’m an air sign too! Maybe that’s why we click so well...
Thank you dear @Oops...
I’m sure we all (just like we oughta’)
Send birthday greetings to your daughter
And may the time you spend today
Help you to brush your blues away
The sun’s been out the air is warm
Just like it was when she was born
Mercurial and so much fun
That’s Gemini and that’s your Hun...
So give your girl a massive hug
And let her jolly birthday jug
Brim over and make sure she knows
A mother’s love just overflows
It’s already May 30th here, so I’m wishing you the most wonderful birthday @Milking Keynes!
I hope your special day is filled with lots of love, happiness, laughter, treasured moments, blue skies and an abundance of blessings.
Sending you much love from across the oceans!
PS: I’m a Gemini too!
I hope your special day is filled with lots of love, happiness, laughter, treasured moments, blue skies and an abundance of blessings.
Sending you much love from across the oceans!
PS: I’m a Gemini too!
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Thank you and see you @Oops tomorrow for the party!Happy birthday wishes to Miss @Geranium!
I hope you both have a wonderful day together!
PS: I’m a Gemini too!
It’s already May 30th here, so I’m wishing you the most wonderful birthday @Milking Keynes!
I hope your special day is filled with lots of love, happiness, laughter, treasured moments, blue skies and an abundance of blessings.
Sending you much love from across the oceans!
eta - whaat? Another air sign xxxxI shall be there with burlap bows on, my friend!Thank you and see you @Oops tomorrow for the party!
Mrs Bonnet-Bennet A vision of herbaceousness has landed in her bonnet
We know today’s her Birthday - so I’ve written her this sonnet
Her heart beguiles the Emerald Isles - I wish that she lived nearer
Across the sea she‘ll know this message couldn’t be much clearer
She’s been special to so many - daughter, mother, sister, wife
Yet in this lovely woman I have found a friend - for life
Supportive, funny, gentle - like a good friend ought to be
She’s silly, daft and mental - so she means the world to me
The journeys we have taken in the last year on our pages
Have formed a bond like solid rock - I’d bet a whole year’s wages
That we’ll be here in our dotage when the world has passed us by
Still eulogising dogs and all the things that make us cry
Happy Birthday Mrs Bennet! May you have a million more
You don‘t need me to tell you - you’re the one we all adore...
Morning all! You've been busy while I've been sleeping - so nice to catch up on all of your messages though.
A vision of herbaceousness has landed in her bonnet
We know today’s her Birthday - so I’ve written her this sonnet
Her heart beguiles the Emerald Isles - I wish that she lived nearer
Across the sea she‘ll know this message couldn’t be much clearer
She’s been special to so many - daughter, mother, sister, wife
Yet in this lovely woman I have found a friend - for life
Supportive, funny, gentle - like a good friend ought to be
She’s silly, daft and mental - so she means the world to me
The journeys we have taken in the last year on our pages
Have formed a bond like solid rock - I’d bet a whole year’s wages
That we’ll be here in our dotage when the world has passed us by
Still eulogising dogs and all the things that make us cry
Happy Birthday Mrs Bennet! May you have a million more
You don‘t need me to tell you - you’re the one we all adore...
Oops, that is a beautiful sonnet!! You are all such talented beings - I'll never be a poet, but I can live with that.
To all who need hugs and cuddles, I can send ones which are a bit wet around the gills, but with warmth of heart!!
@Geranium I do hope you are okay - sending you all my love, and hope that your day improved. Happy birthday to your beautiful daughter also! I have two May babies, they are simply the best.
@Milking Keynes I shall wait for 6 minutes to wish you your UK birthday wishes!
We have woken up in Canterbury to flooding, to replace our drought. (I'm not sure which one is better!)
I'm not really into star signs, but I can inform you that I'm a goat. (Surprising really).
counting down to @Milking Keynes 's BIRTHDAY!!! T-1MIN
edited: HAPPY HAPPPY BIRTHDAYYYY!!! WISHING YOU THE BEST!!!
edited: HAPPY HAPPPY BIRTHDAYYYY!!! WISHING YOU THE BEST!!!
@Milking Keynes Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Milking Keynes --- happy birthday to you!! 
Have a day as beautiful and wonderful as you are!
Have a day as beautiful and wonderful as you are!
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