Vignettes and Pets

[Milking Keynes]

Just popped in again to plump up all the cushions and open all the windows to let the nice fresh air in. I have put a few bottles of good white in the wine fridge and topped up the gin supplies. In addition, there is a chocolate cake from hell in the pantry. It’s under a glass dome so it looks even yummier. I have sprayed bergamot everywhere and oh…before I forget, there are lovely white dressing gowns hanging up, one has your name on it. So make yourself at home, I’m sure we’ll all be passing in and out as the weekend progresses…Here…use this footstool. There that’s better xxx

Dang. I really wanted a Jack ‘n Coke....AHA!! I’ve set it up for you, @Oops - I know we went overboard last Saturday but it was a hella party!

 

[Oops...]

Dang. I really wanted a Jack ‘n Coke....AHA!! I’ve set it up for you, @Oops - I know we went overboard last Saturday but it was a hella party!

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Jack means only one thing! I start singing VERY loudly (as you know from last week at the disco)...

So I’ve got me dressing gown on, spilled half me Jack and Coke down the front of it in my eagerness to join you all!

(Watch this space)...

 

[Milking Keynes]

Jack means only one thing! I start singing VERY loudly (as you know from last week at the disco)...

So I’ve got me dressing gown on, spilled half me Jack and Coke down the front of it in my eagerness to join you all!

(Watch this space)...

I’m at your front door. I’ve been ringing the bell forever.. you must be out back with your David Austen’s. Hurry up! I’m weighed down with my hamper - dunno how long I can carry this lot..

 

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I’m at your front door. I’ve been ringing the bell forever.. you must be out back with your David Austen’s. Hurry up! I’m weighed down with my hamper - dunno how long I can carry this lot..

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Come in! Come in! Welcome! What a wonderful hamper, how amazing is that? Thank you! I was singing Cum Bai Yar so loudly I didn’t hear the ruddy bell! Here’s your nice warm fluffy white dressing gown, I’m on my second Jack…

The Whole of the Moon!!…

…BRIGADOON,…

Oh I do love a bit of dad dancing…pointy left…toe tap…pointy right…toe tap…flail arms…I WILL SURVIVE…I WILL…


GEROFF!! Ai a..laik singin‘ I dooo…That’s my luxury toffee…

Blooooooooooooo Moooooooooooooooooon…

Don‘t mind if I do have a Guiness actually…why not…? Frank koo…

Oh Peggy Gordon - you are my daaaaaaaaazaaaaaaarlin…
Come sit ye down upon my kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…

hic..hic…THUD

 

[Milking Keynes]

Come in! Come in! Welcome! What a wonderful hamper, how amazing is that? Thank you! I was singing Cum Bai Yar so loudly I didn’t hear the ruddy bell! Here’s your nice warm fluffy white dressing gown, I’m on my second Jack…

The Whole of the Moon!!…

…BRIGADOON,…

Oh I do love a bit of dad dancing…pointy left…toe tap…pointy right…toe tap…flail arms…I WILL SURVIVE…I WILL…


GEROFF!! Ai a..laik singin‘ I dooo…That’s my luxury toffee…

Blooooooooooooo Moooooooooooooooooon…

Don‘t mind if I do have a Guiness actually…why not…? Frank koo…

Oh Peggy Gordon - you are my daaaaaaaaazaaaaaaarlin…
Come sit ye down upon my kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…

hic..hic…THUD

@Oops you besher soburr up quikkkk - it’s starting to kick off on the Disco Thread - we need our Disco Quueeeennn! @Oops where are you?? Where, Teddy Bear, she’s where?? Oh, nooooooo she’s dancing with a potted plant and singing Babs Streisand... eeek!

 

[Oops...]

Memmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm,m reeeeeeeeeeees
Are so byoooooooooteeeeeeeeeeeeefulllllllll andyet
Dadadadadadadadadadadadadada we simpleeeeeeeeee chooooooooooose to for gettttttttttttt
La la la la la
Lala la la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaa
Of the waaaaaaaaaaay we weeeeerrrrrreee…

Teddy, pash me mah microphone…microphone,,,micro…micro fond.microphone

Ladeeesh an genlumen, I give you - Gladys Knight…

He’s Leavin’
On the midnight train to…

On the midnight train to…

Wheres he leaving to go to Teddy?

THUD!

 

[Oops...]

Wakey wakey! Rise and shine! I had a wonderful sleep next to the bins - well my head was actually in one of them. Good to see all the cake has gone. I must wash my dressing gown. Yes, Teddy, let’s open the windows and get a tiny bit of fresh air…No Teddy, Guiness isn‘t good for you. No, that is a vicious rumour put about by the gutter press. Water. Anyone seen the water..?

 

[Milking Keynes]

Good Morning, @Oops - lil gift for you to sing along to while cleaning up the glasses, sequins, microphones and Guinness toffee wrappers Xx

 

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Good Morning, @Oops - lil gift for you to sing along to while cleaning up the glasses, sequins, microphones and Guinness toffee wrappers Xx

I absolutely LOVED this! Thank you

 

[Milking Keynes]

I absolutely LOVED this! Thank you

Well, my dear friend - at least you could never say I’d turn up at your door with a head of lettuce...!

 

[AmaliaLana]

Hey guys, I'm just flying by to say I am ok.
Since I have to stay at the office until 16:30h I am so tired all the time and have not enough hours of the day to keep up with tattle. Also, the J. Depp and Amber thing took a toll on me mentally. And I just wanted it to be over, so I don't have to see any comment regarding it.
I am trying to come back soon, I miss you all and our banter. I am just.so.tired.
I hope you are all as well as you can be.

 

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Hey guys, I'm just flying by to say I am ok.
Since I have to stay at the office until 16:30h I am so tired all the time and have not enough hours of the day to keep up with tattle. Also, the J. Depp and Amber thing took a toll on me mentally. And I just wanted it to be over, so I don't have to see any comment regarding it.
I am trying to come back soon, I miss you all and our banter. I am just.so.tired.
I hope you are all as well as you can be.
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Oh how lovely to hear from you!!. So sorry to hear you are so tired! Be kind to yourself and rest and just give us a little peep from time to time! I know you have been fretted over. Sending much love and sleeeeeeeeeeeppppppp….See you very soon…

We are in the throes of becoming a grandmother…🦦🦦🦦

 

[Milking Keynes]

Hey guys, I'm just flying by to say I am ok.
Since I have to stay at the office until 16:30h I am so tired all the time and have not enough hours of the day to keep up with tattle. Also, the J. Depp and Amber thing took a toll on me mentally. And I just wanted it to be over, so I don't have to see any comment regarding it.
I am trying to come back soon, I miss you all and our banter. I am just.so.tired.
I hope you are all as well as you can be.
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Lovely to hear from you. I am guessing that Amber reminded you of your mother and triggered you dreadfully. It was a shocking and sickening case. Take good care. Come back when you’re feeling well.

 

[Milking Keynes]

Oh how lovely to hear from you!!. So sorry to hear you are so tired! Be kind to yourself and rest and just give us a little peep from time to time! I know you have been fretted over. Sending much love and sleeeeeeeeeeeppppppp….See you very soon…

We are in the throes of becoming a grandmother…🦦🦦🦦

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Are you really, @Oops - thrilling news - Congratulations! What a blessing! Xxxx

 

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Are you really, @Oops - thrilling news - Congratulations! What a blessing! Xxxx

Nooooo darling. I meant Elsie is!! So we are all having to suffer it and endure the arduous journey of ridiculousness! Which reminded me when Thatcher said ‘We are becoming a grandmother!!!’So I was just letting our dear girl know what we are going through elsewhere if you get my drift xxx

 

[Milking Keynes]

Nooooo darling. I meant Elsie is!! So we are all having to suffer it and endure the arduous journey of ridiculousness! Which reminded me when Thatcher said ‘We are becoming a grandmother!!!’So I was just letting our dear girl know what we are going through elsewhere if you get my drift xxx

Oh, how could you do that to me? Inconsolable now I was going to come over and help you - oh, dear! I do love a newborn. - I literally inhale them! Aggh - so disappointed. Can you maybe arrange to be one? I don’t like to be disappointed.. no pressure but I will await your response ..

 

[Oops...]

I love new borns too! I have 2 granddaughters and thinking of them as new borns makes my legs buckle…I was surgically attached to my first one. I moved into the London hospital and only handed her back for over-supervised feeding purposes…Brings tears to my eyes remembering…

Doooo come over though because I have 457 heeeeeuuuggge photograph albums we could go through together! You won’t be bored at all I promise ‍

 

[Milking Keynes]

I love new borns too! I have 2 granddaughters and thinking of them as new borns makes my legs buckle…I was surgically attached to my first one. I moved into the London hospital and only handed her back for over-supervised feeding purposes…Brings tears to my eyes remembering…

Doooo come over though because I have 457 heeeeeuuuggge photograph albums we could go through together! You won’t be bored at all I promise ‍

Oh, I’ll bring my albums too! I’d love to see your photos! What an amazing grandmother you were - moving into the hospital. Treasured times, for sure.

Everyone said I was in self-imposed exile because I couldn’t be separated from my babies - hubby worked abroad all week and they were my every moment. Now, I get to be an aunt and I know we’re not supposed to have favourites but there’s a particular six year old - turning seven on Saturday - that has stolen my heart. I got him a Lego Ninjago yesterday for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face! He is the sweetest, kindest treasure. His little brother is very bossy. His elder sister is at that stage where she thinks she knows everything. She’s eleven. My sister had the conversation re sex, babies, etc recently with her and I said ‘how did it go?’ and she said ‘really well, actually, but then she asked me - did you ever have to do that?’ Alrighty, she might have to just buy a book.

 

[Oops...]

Happy birthday to the seven year old heart-stealer from his Auntie Oops from across the water

 

[Milking Keynes]

Happy birthday to the seven year old heart-stealer from his Auntie Oops from across the water

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Ha Ha, He will be thrilled! . I think this makes you an honorary aunt, too, for sure @Oops - can you make the party at 3pm? Cupcakes, lemonade and seven candles - what could be finer? Xx