Vicky Pattison

[BettyCrocker]

What on Earth has happened to her mouth?!
In all seriousness, she looks like she’s got bells palsy or like she’s had a stroke or something.

 

[GoldSilver]

Will he propose on valentine's though? That's the question and she's obv desperate for it! Prob give Aircan the money to get it for her #ad

She’ll have to give him the money for an engagement ring and then an allowance each month to stay. The allowance will have to increase yearly as he gets more and more irritated by her

 

[AlmondButter123]

Cant stand the woman. So fake - her pictures are fake. Her opinions are fake. Her 'quotes of the day' are fake (as in she steals them from other people). She claims she is all about being real .. any picture where she looks half decent are the edited ones. Fine if you want to FacePro a picture but surely it goes against the grain on what she constantly bleats on about, which is realism?

 

[noseynopinions]

100 percent and she knows it

It's like she can't be without a man. Broke up with her Fiance.. Breaking down on TV... Few weeks later she's with this Ercan wannabe. He won't marry her and she knows that. Another Charlotte crosby. Can't be alone.

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Absolutely no sympathy for her and that idiot fella, they deserve all they get and more! My sympathies lie with the people she has probably infected!

 

[RedHotMoon]

It was pure jealousy from the get go when Rebecca joined. She showed her true colours even more!

It's hard to have the moral high ground when you have sex on TV for a living

 

[G_J]

Dead badgers? What was he doing with them?!

Badger-baiting.
Gaz got pulled over for receiving oral sex from a woman while driving on a motorway.

I know this sounds made-up, but it’s the truth.

 

[Yerma]

That was so cringe when Vicky was blatantly copying Charlotte's personality. Vicky was so jealous of Charlotte all the way through because C was probably the most popular GS member. Must have annoyed the hell out of VIP Vicky that she wasn't Queen Bee of Geordie Shore.

In the later series you can see Vicky mimic Charlotte's style of humour and delivery. Yet she couldn't dare be mean to Charlotte because of her popularity.

Then Chloe came in and, again, tried to be another Charlotte. It was so obvious.

I was watching the first series that Chloe comes in yesterday and even her voice is different to what it is now. I can’t stand her. I think I’ve said on this thread that as much as I dislike Vicky, she would have not put up with Chloe. You can see she tolerated Marnie cos she was Sophie’s cousin other wise she’d have repeated what she done to Becca. It annoys me how she got away with bullying becca they way she did.

 

[Sunflower91]

It probably doesn’t help that she gets a shedload of free food every other day. If it’s not cakeaways it’s pick n mix or platters.
Thing is she’s a naturally curvy girl, absolutely nothing wrong with that- so what’s with all the photoshop and lies about her dress size, especially when she preaches about body confidence.
Also can’t deal with the amount of face tuning going on.
Does she think people aren’t going to notice when they see her on TV?

 

[Heyholetsgo]

I do feel a bit sorry for her in that way if he is just tagging along for the ride, surely she must know that? I think she's one of those people who'd have been better off without fame, working in a call centre and she probably would have been manager by now with a nice BMW

I have to watch her stories with the sound off as I've no desire to hear what she's saying!

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Arghh the fake laughing and upbeat-ness about the shit wave wand is sooooooo annoying. I’m waiting for the fake giggle laugh in every story, it’s awful, I can feel myself wincing as soon as she does it

Oh god I hear you. The endless cringey ads ‘the lovely people at <insert company no one has ever heard of> blah blah blah’ I feel embarrassed for her

 

[Redbreast]

Anyone remember the episodes where the cast announce they’re leaving? For everyone else the whole cast are in floods of tears but when Vicky did hers only a few tried really hard to squeeze tears out and look gutted she’s a bully and they were all relieved!

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Full time grifter.

and Air Can belittler

 

[AllSeeingEye123]

Does anyone remember 'Judge Geordie' ? Absolute cringe

With her gurning face looking like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

 

[Blondie123]

I just watched the Quiz video (on mute) and I can't get over 1) how uncomfortable she looks throughout and 2) how far from her normal style her 'edit' is.

She'll literally advertise anything, even if it makes her feel (and look) shite.

 

[Sozhun]

Watching her on coach trip. She clearly has a bad case of coke jaw going on. What I don't get is how no one else seems to comment on it where does she find the time during filming. She's so animated also and plays up to the camera constantly. She's literally on a whole different vibe to everyone else

 

[Sunflower91]

There’s definitely two cakes there- what does the one on the right say? Looks to be Chris. She doesn’t even try to hide breaking lockdown rules

 

[Rahrah]

I stopped following her a while ago after re watching GS and her doing yet another ‘relatable’ post about how she is only showing the good bits and is dead inside etc etc. She does these posts all the time and if she was a
normal nice person she would not need to as her insta would be obviously genuine. The boyfriend is not into her, but he likes the free food and nice flat. He would be living with his parents otherwise. I have come into contact with women like Vicky over the years and the one thing that has always astounded me is that they always land on their feet, nice boyfriends and homes-however the friends tend to change every year or so as they have less incentive to be treated badly.

 

[TinaBelcher]

Friend of mine used to film the ads for Geordie shore, I used to love grilling him about all their antics. He’s said charlotte was awful would literally get her fanny out at a drop of a hat. Gaz was dead thick, couldn’t join in jokes with the crew as he just didn’t understand. And Vicky was the most switched on. Made a point of finding out who everyone was and their job. Remembered people names. He said she was so focused and clear of what she wanted. Always smiling and being nice to important people but totally totally fake.

 

[DariaMorgendorffer]

She is always going on these surely they are gifted which she never declares! She seems to be in a very unhealthy cycle of excessive drinking and eating then juice cleansing her metabolism will be shot to bits!

her life is endless cycle of binging and starving. What she has got is an eating disorder and she broadcasts it proudly as if it is normal. WW, as a weight loss business, should be able to identify eating disorders. Instead they pay her to glorify hers.