I feel like my partner is the opposite end of this scale... maybe you two would be a perfect match?!
He's allllllllllllllllways glued to his phone. I struggle to get a serious conversation out of him without having to say "will you just put the
bleeping phone down for 5 minutes to talk to me!". Or when he does want to talk to me he'll have a video loudly playing on his phone which I've got to try and talk over. It's infuriating!!
Whilst I'm at it I might as well moan about him some more...
He never puts his underwear in the laundry basket, rather he leaves it NEXT to it on the floor.
He eats a bag of crisps or drinks a can of fizzy and the empty can or packet will stay where ever he consumed it. He's not worked out how to put things in the bin. I think he thinks a fairy comes at the end of the day to collect them all.
He never makes the bed if he's last out!! He reckons it's nicer getting into an unmade bed. Weirdo.
He never puts any clothes in the wash, he leaves them on a pile on the floor NEXT to the wardrobe. I'm supposed to know which ones need washing and which need hanging back up.