Today I Learned…

[Kim Mild]

Mr Minky's swim was cancelled today because 'some kid shat in the pool'

So today I learned it's not just a case of fishing the tit out and everyone goes on their merry, tit free, way. There are chemicals and lots of health and safety rules to follow never really thought about it before but there you are.

Apparently getting a pool cleaned and refilled is an expensive process. I learned that from an advice thread on here.

 

[HoGi]

Apparently getting a pool cleaned and refilled is an expensive process. I learned that from an advice thread on here.

So expensive you need to charge people to use it

 

[Cooksie]

So expensive you need to charge people to use it

I will literally think of her on Christmas Day and wonder what they are doing

 

[HoGi]

I will literally think of her on Christmas Day and wonder what they are doing

Me too

 

[MitziAdele]

It wasn't today it was yesterday, but I learned I like asparagus. I hadn't tried it before and was pleasantly surprised that I enjoyed it

 

[roarke]

I ate a lot of asparagus yesterday and my wee smelled so bad this morning.

 

[Pineapple glitter]

Courtesy of tattle threads (at the grand old age of 28) I learned the term 'pegging' and what it means

 

[WhatABore]

Courtesy of tattle threads (at the grand old age of 28) I learned the term 'pegging' and what it means

I'm 30 and I only learned the other day that 50 Cent - Candy shop. Isn't about an actual candy shop.
And I realise how naive I've been

 

[mcfeez]

I'm 30 and I only learned the other day that 50 Cent - Candy shop. Isn't about an actual candy shop.
And I realise how naive I've been

Aww when he sang "let you lick the lollipop" did you think he was taking her for a chupa chup?

 

[WhatABore]

Aww when he sang "let you lick the lollipop" did you think he was taking her for a chupa chup?

I have no idea why I didn't make the connection

 

[Notorious PIG]

Courtesy of tattle threads (at the grand old age of 28) I learned the term 'pegging' and what it means

I’m 40 and I don’t know what that means. I’m now curious and a bit scared at the same time. Should I turn images off (is that possible?) if I search it?

 

[Pineapple glitter]

I’m 40 and I don’t know what that means. I’m now curious and a bit scared at the same time. Should I turn images off (is that possible?) if I search it?

Just put 'pegging wikipedia' in the search engine.... I didn't click on images

 

[Notorious PIG]

I just risked it as soon as I posted that, and thankfully no photos came up, just a verbal explanation

 

[LaBlonde]

I'm 30 and I only learned the other day that 50 Cent - Candy shop. Isn't about an actual candy shop.
And I realise how naive I've been

i’m 36 and only very recently realised what watermelon sugar is actually about likewise cake by the ocean.

also i only found out from twitter that “the beatles” is actually a pun

 

[watermelon sugar]

i’m 36 and only very recently realised what watermelon sugar is actually about

 

[thetis]

I'm 30 and I only learned the other day that 50 Cent - Candy shop. Isn't about an actual candy shop.
And I realise how naive I've been

This is adorable

 

[Captainmouse]

That following her marriage, all grace kellys films were banned in Monaco

 

[MitziAdele]

Literally just found out that there are glasses for white wine and different glasses for red wine . Who knew that was a thing

 

[Captainmouse]

Literally just found out that there are glasses for white wine and different glasses for red wine . Who knew that was a thing

And champagne and sherry and liqueurs and whiskey and shots and beer

 

[Pineapple glitter]

Adam Levine from maroon five and his wife let Ellen de Generate choose the name for their first born child - dusty rose