Tim Tracker #70 She Has Risen (After Noon) 🧟‍♀️

[xmasbdaygirl]

Just because you can sample all the flavors, doesn't mean you should inconvenience the staff and paying guests behind you to sample all the flavors.

I hope they gave those poor people who had to deal with them a very large tip. That was absolutely ridiculous. You can see the line outside the window. Tim comments after they eat the donut "Look how long the line is" Um--it's because you and your dumbass wife got 34 samples of ice cream. What kind of person does that? Oh, never mind...

We don't eat indoors but we sample 17 flavors of ice cream with our masks hanging off our ears in a crowded INDOOR shop. Quit with the theater. I support anyone who wants to wear a mask completely. With these two it's all for show.

As far as the lunatic stans...these are the people T&J need to be really afraid of. I secretly prayed that he'd be my best friend? What the hell? I wouldn't be able to sleep at night if people were writing crazy shit like that about me and knew where I lived and all about my family. It's mind blowing to me this shit doesn't freak them out.

 

[DaveKaysChestHair]

This is the face of someone who saw a comment that pissed her off. You see her lips close and her face get so pissed off and she points to have it removed. I wish I was watching the live during that time to see what the person said.

I’m very behind here, and I didn’t watch this last livestream, but this made me laugh out loud! A few months ago my wife and I actually caught one their lives and I commented with a shit ton of fireworks emojis and in all caps, “HEY JENN”…….., just to make it pop, so her eyes lit up as she started reading out loud “Hey Jenn,” then she stopped and made THAT face when she saw the rest of the comment was “Hey Jenn, when are you going to give Tim his channel back?” Any time my wife gets annoyed with Ginn, she always says, “Remember that time you verbally punched her in the gut? Good times!”

 

[linville822]

Closed the tab as soon as I heard "why can't Tim bike? well we're trying to have another baby...."
nope nope nope, that's not a journey my ears are going on today

 

[2020planner]

Awww shit... they've moved onto Vineyard Vines now. 20% off at the Grand Floridian! Purchased two sizes too small!

Sorry, Shore and Lilly Pulitzer! You're old news now.

Bitch, I was shopping at the very first Vineyard Vines in Edgartown, Martha's Vineyard - before it was "cool" to do so, and when you were still sandblasting fucking jukeboxes at the age of 14.

Not to be left out, Tim says "I'm wearing Vineyard Vines too! And I'm wearing Sperry's"

This is what "new money" looks and sounds like, folks!

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim actually said he doesn't think they eat bacon enough to have a "go to" bacon. No, you eat plenty of bacon, you just eat it in restaurants and takeout so you never have to think about what bacon to buy at the grocery store, you idiot.

 

[tpstyle]

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Their credit card bills must be exorbitant! They certainly don’t earn the type of money they would need to facilitate all of their stays and cruises.

Have you seen the state of their house? It’s filthy and the kitchen is horrid! Really outdated cabinets and floor tiles. If they had as much money as they pretend to, they would have completely renovated the house, and would definitely be keeping the outside and inside clean.

They also bought one of the cheapest Teslas, which, for some reason, people seem to be impressed by.

I always thought this. Their house is big enough but it’s tragic. It’s so dated. From the cabinets to the tile, appliances, and their awful taste for furnishing and housekeeping. Now if they made a series about building a new home, I might watch that. Hiring a builder, architect, and interior designer…then I would believe they are sitting on millions. But to buy endless amounts of shit and collect it in their hoarding nightmare home is not impressing me at all. Tim is the type to buy the $3,000 Toto toilet and put it in their ugly, outdated bathroom. Then he’ll brag about the toilet washing his ass all while the toilet paper holder is busted and the shower head dribbles and the grout is all moldy. New money.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

They shouldn’t do home vlogs at all.
They both make me sick

I think it's time for them to drop the home vlogs. J$ is 2 1/2 years old. 865,000+ viewers have heard all about his farts, poops, blow out diapers. We've watched him poop on the live stream. Now we have heard in detail about him vomiting. He's starting to understand what's going on and when he learns about all this info being out there, he's going to be embarrassed and humiliated.

 

[Southpaw33]

Her waddling is crazy. She is totally limping.

OMG - Can they not see that J doesn't want them to talk (to the camera) because they ignore him?! "He wants us only to talk to him."

No shit, idiots. This is so sad. How can they be so clueless? This is his new thing that he does, she says.

 

[potatogirl741]

Do you think they just Googled 'what do rich people wear' and are making their way down the list? That's what it feels like.

 

[Quasimodo]

She said she's been eating ramen for lunch everyday for the last few days, and well, her face looks like it's retaining all that sodium.

"But it's fAnCy microwaveable ramen so it's healthy!" -Ginn's reasoning, probably

 

[Quasimodo]

That of course begs the question -- who is the poop bag for?

It really is quite hard to tell with a family like this one! Unless the poop bags have been sitting there since their last dog was still alive, which also wouldn't be surprising.

 

[Devilchild-03]

Just no. She has no idea what she speaks of. I do data analysis as a part of my job, and “metadata” is the data that provides input on the data. Before starting research, I look up metadata’s such as description, file type, etc. It provides content about the data, not the content itself. Inputting metadata on YouTube wouldn’t be that complex, considering YouTube does the workon metadata. Unless she is talking about writing the video description. Which of that is the case, she is a lost cause.

Can I just say I am so here for this?! I get a small thrill when they act like experts and then an actual expert comes here or on their comments and corrects them? Kind of makes up for all the times they tried to correct my coworkers and me on how to serve food. Karma is a bitch you two!

 

[Southpaw33]

She complains about editing so much, maybe she should get a new job...

Oh wait, no one smart enough will hire her.

For her (fake) resume-

Experience:
-Coding and inputting metadata (setting lame keywords, inserting 20 links to old videos of J eating eggies or their tenth time at Wine Bar George)
-Video and audio editing skills (inserting the same narration multiple times in the same vlog, zoomed in closeups of people chewing food)
-Graphic design and creative writing (thumbnails & "vid" titles)
-HR skills (paying Stanny Lynn to be a third wheel, micromanaging her time, having her ride water slides with her during work time)
-Excellent (spice rack) organization skills
-Skilled with financial management and personal shopping ()
-Sandblasting expertise
-Gourmet ("nice") food critic

 

[Moonpie_Mickey]

Who the hell gives their kids crackers in eggs for the first Easter that they are somewhat aware of it? I mean he doesn’t need more stuff but geez at least one chocolate bunny. They have all this money and buy themselves everything they can, but here’s some crappy crackers.

 

[esc2476]

Wait, so once Jackson threw up, Tim could not go to Hollywood Studios because Jenn couldn’t care for her child alone?

 

[Southpaw33]

They "NEED to get a bigger car" if they get pregnant again. Actually, no, you don't. You just don't have a freaking nanny in your car when you drive. Problem solved.

 

[Blessyourheart]

Just because you can sample all the flavors, doesn't mean you should inconvenience the staff and paying guests behind you to sample all the flavors.

That went for nearly 10 mins! They should have been told no more than 5 samples! How self centered do you have to be to stand there for 10 mins holding up the line on opening day to try every flavor!?

 

[BadM0therF0cker]

Florida man caught jacking off inside Connections Cafe at Epcot after finding USB ports among seating area

 

[Southpaw33]

EGGIES VLOG TIME!

Tim has been puking or crapping, and hasn't felt well. Gee, I wonder why. Maybe because you have been eating endless garbage day after day?

Every day when J is asleep, Lynn builds him a new design with the Nugget for him to play with. WTF does Jenn or Tim do? This is bizarre.

And Tim is calling him a star athlete and touting his baseball throwing skills.

Oh and they got him a new bike AND scooter.

Their "friends" came over for Easter gifts for J - seems like it was the British guys.

 

[SirHiss]

That was like a weird, shitty, tattle response video. Oh Jackprop can do so many new things, look how well he rides a scooter, look how he can brush his teeth, well not really but we got him an expensive toothbrush, look how much j loves us “say I love you”, look t me organizing the spices, well only 6 things, but yay me!

Completely agree this was a tattle response video.

-them pointing out the raspberries they bought for J$
-them mentioning their British friends
-them talking about what Stanny has been doing with/for J$
-them actually showing the office to show its not completely trashed again yet...with bonus staged Ginn cuddling with J$

Also, I watched the IG story first before the vlog, at the end Ginn says how they were making food to bring for Easter. My first thought, I wonder if they are making the broccoli salad AGAIN....sure enough they are