Tim Tracker #70 She Has Risen (After Noon) 🧟‍♀️

[Galorious]

Just no. She has no idea what she speaks of. I do data analysis as a part of my job, and “metadata” is the data that provides input on the data. Before starting research, I look up metadata’s such as description, file type, etc. It provides content about the data, not the content itself. Inputting metadata on YouTube wouldn’t be that complex, considering YouTube does the workon metadata. Unless she is talking about writing the video description. Which of that is the case, she is a lost cause.

Metadata is data about data. I suspect she's tagging and describing. I also suspect she's an idiot.

 

[2020planner]

I've got a simpler explanation for the presence of Lynn.

She's. a. Stan.

That's why - at the end of the day - it really doesn't matter what she's "technically" called, what they pay her, how she files taxes, what they claim on taxes, blah blah blah.

It's a total fucked up parasitic relationship between two individuals who don't want to be parents (save for throwing money at their miracle child) and one obsessed stan who feels she hit the jackpot in "educating" said miracle child while concurrently riding AquaDuck, going to umpteen trips, and being a bestie to her idol.

 

[2020planner]

 

[CoolWhip]

EGGIES VLOG TIME!

Tim has been puking or crapping, and hasn't felt well. Gee, I wonder why. Maybe because you have been eating endless garbage day after day?

Every day when J is asleep, Lynn builds him a new design with the Nugget for him to play with. WTF does Jenn or Tim do? This is bizarre.

And Tim is calling him a star athlete and touting his baseball throwing skills.

Oh and they got him a new bike AND scooter.

Their "friends" came over for Easter gifts for J - seems like it was the British guys.

so in her 3 hours of napping down time Stanny Lynn builds different shapes with the what 4 pieces of nugget? How about she cut up some fruits and veggies, make a sensory tub, set up some fine mirror skill activities. Great educator they have there

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

As if Jenn didn’t piss me off enough already…

3 WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING APPOINTMENTS?!?? And one of them is a telehealth visit… How EVER will you make it through you lazy piece of shit?!?

omfg


I just can’t understand how they function being this absolutely useless??

loose/unwrapped fucking crackers in J$‘s eggs? No Easter basket? Can’t hard boil eggs? Can’t broil without burning??? Holy fucking shit to be so fucking inept

 

[CoolWhip]

That was like a weird, shitty, tattle response video. Oh Jackprop can do so many new things, look how well he rides a scooter, look how he can brush his teeth, well not really but we got him an expensive toothbrush, look how much j loves us “say I love you”, look t me organizing the spices, well only 6 things, but yay me!

 

[fookTat]

That ankle legit still scares me!
Why does it go inward like that, and is so so fucking thin in comparison to everything else?!?

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The ankle and the camel toe

 

[lucyricardo]

Gee Ginn, you might be able to go eat inside if you would get your ass into the driver's seat of the car and had friends of your own besides Stanny to go eat with (or you know, just go eat alone). Heck, at least get an uber. Independence, it's amazing!

Also, she was actually out of breath after she came back up upstairs from leaving to go put J$ downstairs. Hey Ginn, I don't think the doctor said anything about you staying away from biking....

We've seen them eat inside multiple times. Give it up already.
And if Jenn doesn't want to hug the characters, then don't.
I have no time for their mask garbage when they have no consistency. And let's get real- if they were really worried about Covid they wouldn't have gone on a plane or a cruise with their unvaccinated toddler (who I'm betting already had Covid).
They can stop pretending now and just go about their lives. There is always going to be Covid out there. Or if they are really worried, then they need to stop running to crowded theme parks and hotels every ten minutes.

 

[Cold&Bitter]

I personally don’t care about her ring, but I am loving watching all the detective work here to identify it.

 

[potatogirl741]

Someone asked about which is a better reservation: Be Our Guest or Space 220 and Tim says Space 220 because Be Our Guest is prie fixe. SO IS SPACE 220 YOU DUMBASS.

ETA: YOU UTTERLY USELESS HUMAN

 

[Superficial Slacker]

The Tim Tracker #71 Balls compressed, food obsessed, the house is a mess!

 

[peteykirch]

Just because you can sample all the flavors, doesn't mean you should inconvenience the staff and paying guests behind you to sample all the flavors.

 

[GUCCI TRACKER]

Tim read a comment where someone said they met a celebrity and had a conversation with them for an hour. Tim said that he wonders if the celebrity was actually into the conversation with this stranger, or if he just felt compelled to continue the conversation but didn’t actually really want to talk to this random plebeian. So if you’re a fan of Tim and want to say hi to your virtual best Buddy next time you see him in the parks, now you know where his mind is at when you try to talk to the guy.

 

[Boobzmagee]

J$ telling them both to stop talking is brilliant. Does he read here?

 

[Katnip78]

It’s in the live video they did yesterday. They said the doctor told Tim no more biking because it compresses things down in that area and could make it more difficult to have a baby.

I think it's his shorts 2 sizes too small compressing things.

 

[Quasimodo]

They said they "went HAM" on the upcoming mother's day cruise. Which most definitely means for sure another $20K+ concierge suite stay. To celebrate a human who contributes absolutely nothing to society and breaks out in a sweat when she lifts a finger.

The same person who acts astonished that Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift don't write ALL of their own songs.

 

[Southpaw33]

Gee Ginn, you might be able to go eat inside if you would get your ass into the driver's seat of the car and had friends of your own besides Stanny to go eat with (or you know, just go eat alone).

I think about this from time to time. It is so strange to me that someone could live an adult life having no independence. I would go crazy not being able to leave on my own and do whatever I want. Meet friends. Go to Target alone. Just drive around to do whatever. I can't imagine having to ask someone to drive me anywhere.

 

[shaunnaj86]

What was sad about that? Perfect Dad Tim then began talking at the two year old as if he was 72 years old about how some commercial used to be a brand name that doesn’t exist anymore. The fuck were you telling your child about this shit when he was just fucking begging to play golf with his father

Sad that the child has to beg his parents to play with him, follow him, pay attention to him more than the damn bullshit camera in his hand.

 

[GUCCI TRACKER]

Jackson is vomiting at the end of the day and they genuinely don’t know why and assume that he caught whatever Tim had days ago. Hey brainwaves maybe it was the fucking crackers you had your kid eating out of BPA plastic containers out of the dirt that had all been baking in direct sunlight for god knows how long

 

[shaunnaj86]

Hey GuYzZzZzZz I'm like so afraid of catching Covid that I won't eat indoors at a table (today) but tomorrow I'm going to go stand maskless inside a very busy ice cream place and eat an abundance of ice cream samples for free off of re-usable spoons, that for sure have been thoroughly cleaned between guests because you can't catch covid while eating ice cream in the Disney Bubble, don't know you?!