Tier 3 Instamums

[bumblebees19]

I adore SusieJVerril, I think she is brilliant.

 

[Tattyanna]

Tell more, what did she say and do? She seems an angry one on Instagram.

Just impatient and irritable. Acted like she was doing everyone a massive favour by being there. The way she behaved, I was initially mortified, I thought she must be some huge star I hadn’t recognised- asked someone who she was and googled her and was like WTF?

 

[Babyjane87]

Oh god I'd never heard of luxefamily5 so I checked her out and she's possibly the most irritating person I've ever scrolled across.

 

[Tattyanna]

She's got four children, did you think she was celibate? There are things she does that are questionable but referencing an orgasm isn't one of them and if the thought of someone else having one makes you feel sick, I suggest that the internet probably isn't the place for you.

More the thought of MOD and FOD (esp FOD) getting jiggy, I imagine. Just think of the ‘quirky’ face he’d pull

 

[Wetmyplants]

Would rather shit in my hands and clap than endure any of that.

 

[Slatternly]

Well of integrity and likeability makes for tier one then I’ll nominate candice braithwaite.

I think she’s brilliant.

 

[Carobee]

I totally don’t think we should be praising her for her “honest” review. She’s not doing it to be honest to us. She either wants the attention or money back and if they didn’t give her money back then she’s writing that review. There’s always an angle. I’m sure she wouldn’t have written bad review if fully gifted. Also she’s just loving all the fuss over her over this. Again so desperate and attention seeking

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Clemmie T’s oversharing has really bitten her on her own arse, she is the worst one for revealing all in order to be ‘relatable’ then gets upset when followers bite back .

Silly silly woman.

 

[U Wot]

a salary of £30k does not buy their lifestyle,

It’s utter bullocks. You’re telling me people can buy a flat in tooting, do a loft conversion, then buy a house in zone 3 and spend £40k on renovating it (according to this article ?https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....renovating-on-a-tight-budget-a126431.html?amp)

All on a salary of £30k plus what your husband (not the main breadwinner) brings in?

By making your own sandwiches and coffee instead of buying them out?

I hope she’s going to be transparent about the parental leg up the property ladder, the freebies and the gifts she sells that pad out her salary of £30k because it’s completely misleading otherwise.

 

[Carobee]

Do you notice how lots of instamums go out two to three nights a week but the time they are alone parenting and their partner is having a night out or away they make a big song and dance about it like woe is me I’ve got to do everything by myself. Need wine!

 

[Spilttea]

Has Style Me Sunday been mentioned yet?

Was asking for an outfit to borrow for the NTAs earlier. All that fake body positivity shit and free skiing holidays.

I think she used to be a midwife but now just wallows in her own self importance and instamum is a full time gig.

I don’t like CB- when all the Mumsnet stuff blew up, she behaved like an utter arse and band wagon jumper. I want to support WOC however she can go forth, just as disingenuous as the rest of them.

 

[U Wot]

Follow/unfollow is a shady tactic used to increase follower numbers without buying them. You can get bots that do it automatically. They are indeed trying to trick you into following them.

 

[Ohflogoff]

Yeah the post she just wrote today on insta I was like “seriously what??!!” Is it me or does in not make any sense? It’s dangerous that her fans are fawning over this behaviour.

Makes no sense whatsoever. Trying to be eloquent and articulate and failing miserably.

The fans are loving it - yaaaaaas queen ?

 

[Serenbach]

Her exhibition will be a performance of how poverty stricken she is, with laments about her near 1mil home not selling and children teething and keeping her awake. Also about coping alone now that her husband's 3year paternity is nearly up....shock horror gasp.....she will be doing the school run ALONE!!!! The exhibits will include a drawbridge, a poster of that place in Cornwall (so affordable dahling!) and a bottle of gin. ?

On a serious note what did her and her husband work as before it all got too much?

Brilliant! Who knows she might actually find some time to turn her front face camera off and just, you know, get on with the day to day life of being a mum?

 

[Mochalatte]

I hope on this holiday they have cocopops and hand soap she likes (please remember she’s not posh or privileged)

 

[Palm23]

I wonder if CT pays her writers?

, Clemmie is an intelligent woman ( I don’t know her but I’m minded not to be a total twat towards her ) but fuck me, she’s a shit writer and the less she speaks on IG stories the better!

So many of these Insta mums are bad writers. Then they get a book deal....

I'd love to know if any pay their guest writers on their blogs

 

[Ohflogoff]

Fishing for freebies as usual last night....poor love hasn’t been able to get her hands on the 1996 Nupste jacket....hopefully North Face PR will jump onto that one quick and get one sent to her ASAP #prayforClemmie #firstworldproblems

This made me ?

 

[FrannyGallops]

I don’t like CB. The post on her grid after being called out is manipulative bullshit. And muminthemadhouse was correct. If you spend £300 on a pair of, frankly, hideous shoes when you’re in debt, you’re either a liar a fuckwit.

 

[GreyWolf]

So I find Clemmie Telford less annoying than a lot, but she looked ok with the fringe and Bob. The new grey highlights and scrapped back look are so bad. She looks in her 50’s. I don’t understand how a woman who I thought looked quite young and attractive can look so aged.

Not particularly keen on Susie. Can take or leave her.

 

[Herewego]

I see MP as the PhD level, she isn't aspiring to be anyone or sell/flog stuff. It is her job, she is using insta as a platform and has always made that clear. She is also highly aware of her privilege, which is where MOD et al. fail miserably. MP is also very open to criticism and dialogue, she isn't a 'block the haterz' type. She's also keen to maintain her daughters' privacy.

I agree. I've had some lengthy conversations cia DM with her regarding differing views and she does seem to want to listen to others.