TheTimTracker

[Charm]

I'm convinced that he's single handedly trying to keep people out of Florida with all of the rain footage. Him getting stuck in the rain has become the main focus of the vlogs. Everything else is nonsense. Seriously, who cares about hotdogs? The strange part is that the entire Eastern United States gets hot, humid, rainy, summers. I understand that Florida is surrounded by water, but he's acting as if this climate is uninhabitable. Calm the fuck down, Tim.

 

[Southpaw33]

The Slackers are going to a pop up version of Bull & Bear to celebrate Mothers and Fathers Day because doing home vlogs isn't good enough.

They are bringing Jack$on out to this event as well....smart thinking Bojos.

Jenn must've washed her hair for the first time in a month for this special occassion.

Jenn feels fine because they are outside and no one is around them yet...however she is keeping her mask on for the entire beginning of the vlog at the table sitting down, and the fact no one is near them.

The Waldorf gave them a free gift, which is a plush peacock.

Jenn got the tuna appetizer, because she never gets to have any seafood y'all.

They are the only people out on the patio, it wouldn't shock me if Tim demanded no one be sat out there near them.

Bull & Bear made this awesome contraption to do table side caesar salad.

Jenn got the seabass entree because she never gets to have seafood again....

They got fries and mashed taters because carbs.

They also made Jack$on a special baby food tasting meal.

Tim got a filet mignon because he's afraid of trying new things.

They got dessert to go because the Slackers melt if they spend more than a hour out somewhere.

Tim tries to show us the cross section of the dessert, but doesn't do a good job, Jenn calls him out on it.

The end of the vlog is 10 minutes of them talking on the couch. Tim looks like a haggard mess. They recap their meal, it's delicious x 100 and then followed up by a few refreshing comments. Tim really liked the Wedge Salad because it was like a Chopped Cobb Salad, but a Wedge Salad, but in the style of a Chopped Salad. He also liked it because it's easy to eat because they chopped everything up for him.

Doing a rough estimate they dropped at least $200 on the meal not including tax/tip, you know something all their fans can afford to do.

Anyone else like the tone deafness of doing a plug for an org that provides meals for hungry children after they ate like snobs at the Waldorf? I know it was comped, but seems stupid to talk about escargot and filet and then ask their viewers to donate $40 to provide over 100 meals to needy kids.

 

[SheDaisy]

Wonderful summary, as always! Jenn always looks like hot garbage, and I’m still perplexed as to why she feels that she has some sort of authority to have a beauty channel. I know she’s too lazy to keep up with it, but its mere existence is just plain ridiculous. Those stupid “I haven’t washed my hair in 10 days” bows she puts on really tend to accentuate that doofy open mouth smile she puts on for the camera. I think if Tim finally gives her the boot, I could probably tolerate watching a solo video series where he documents every Florida rain storm.

Tiffany Ann had an extra dash of crazy powder in her protein shake today in honor of Jackpot’s 8 month birthday.

Wow...just wow.... That's all I can say about that tweet. That's extra crazy even for her. To say that about a baby you barely even know is just crazy....

 

[Viewer1901]

Pretty sure he went because it was a press event so there were even fewer people and was guided by a cast member. If he was that bothered about the content he'd have gone when World Of Disney opened this week. I wonder if they will do the same for park opening.

 

[Oohthedrama]

Where there’s a ying there’s a yang

so moving here from the rave thread.
I find them so creepy, I don’t even know why and I’m pretty sure Jen freaks me out more than Tim.

but I can’t see a rave thread when there is so much wrong with this pair

they’re also incredibly lazy.
will they really be able to continue getting views on uploads of them opening “fan mail” that’s 8 months out of date.

 

[Wendilyn22]

Yes. There are a ton of old videos that include them bragging about how they scam the system. Or them bragging about how they go full-on Karen mode & just complain until they would get free parking, etc.

If I was trying to build a brand, I would have scrubbed all that junk. But Timothy is too lazy. If you can't take the time to scrub your racist videos, you certainly aren't going to scrub the ones of you breaking the rules.

But at least it makes for good Florida Resident Edits vlogs .

I LOVE Florida Resident Edits. They are my new favorite channel. The video today of Michael Kay swimming and combining with Dim.....so great!

 

[2020planner]

Yeah. Heaven forbid you point out that they are liars. Yes, Jackpot is cute, but it's disgusting how they exploit them....

lol. So I,commented on the video and the stans are not happy with it. I pointed out that regardless of the quarantine they still said that they wouldn’t turn the channel into a family channel. The stans didn’t like me point out the hypocrisy. I s8mplynsaid other bloggers I watch have kids and they didn’t turn it into a family channel,and exploit their kids for $$$

After reading these people's responses to yours...

Excuse my language...but the Trackers are NOT in f$%king quarantine.

People have been throwing that word around way too freely. These two are just oddball backwards idiots. Whether for real or acting as such at this point. I repeat - they are NOT in a f$%king quarantine period. They are not locked down. They are not required to stay home. They are choosing to do all that on their own. Other people are going about their lives here in Orlando (and elsewhere!) safely - wearing a mask and social distancing. With and without children. Life is going on.

I just can't anymore with these stans.

 

[TacoMom]

Love how Jenn mentioned they were eating some special pasta sent by a fan, that it was expired. Yeah because you didn’t open all that mail. Did you really have to mention that it was expired? You just seem gross.

 

[GrittyFacedBoo]

Tim is going out on a Floridian Adventure...

Considering the theme, weather makes its way into the title of the vlog....

Tim is going to ride on some JetSkis

It's like they read this board and others for ideas of vlogs that don't involve the themeparks where Tim is legitimately afraid for his wellbeing.

So it sounds like he was comped for this adventure....but really didn't make it clear outside of a vague "Invited out....."

Around the 5 minute mark, Tim nearly falls off the JetSki when it hits a wake.

The grill left on "Catfish Island" is in better shape than the one Tim has in his backyard.

Tim is completely perplexed seeing some fallen palm trees.

They found some horseshoe crabs and the Animal Sanctuary guy drops some knowledge.

Tim for once isn't exaggerating about a storm, it looked pretty wicked.

Tim locked his keys in his car, and lost his sunglasses, and then thought he lost his GoPro.

I'm convinced that Tim just doesn't have any practical clothing. So for JetSkiing and "exploring" the Wilderness he wore painted on shorts and a tight button down.

Did he really ride around on the jet ski with his mask/gaiter on?? If so, he really taking this fear of his way too far.

 

[Bangarang0522]

These people are pathetic. Crying because they’re happy that the $lacker$ went out for a free meal? I would love to sit down one-on-one with some of these people and psychoanalyze them.

Oh yea I posted a screenshot from the stupid fan page on Facebook. This girl said she was literally crying when she met Tim at Disney. How sad does your life have to be to get emotional meeting a YouTube vlogger?

 

[peteykirch]

Tim is 100% downplaying the mask discomfort just to get in the good graces of Disney/Universal.

I'm sorry, but 90 degree weather with high humidity, any mask regardless of it's material is going to make you warmer than not wearing a mask.

Also Tim is very confused as he's trying to remember where the things were at Universal.

 

[2020planner]

did they though? could it have been compared? a free gift isnt usual is it?

If it was comp'd in exchange for promoting the pop up on their channel per whatever relationship Trackers have with the Waldorf, it would be in good practice to inform the viewers forthright on camera that the meal was comp'd rather than simply offer a generalized (and possibly overlooked and / or possibly ambiguous, to those who may not know) "thanks for the invitation" in the description.

They've been known to do this in the past. Including, as an example, filming an entire handful of vlogs of a vacation in the Keys - *never* disclosing that it was actually paid for by the Keys CVB. (Someone on guru discovered that they were named - by their real name - in meeting minutes of a Keys' public meeting as having been comp'd.)

I do find it interesting that the two of them (with baby) drop everything - including their feelings about going out in public right now, eating in public, etc. - when the Waldorf calls with a free meal (similar to "You won't find that kind of opening content on our channel" which turned into "Disney called; I'm here for a preview of DS opening").

Seems like when certain entities (i.e. Disney, Waldorf) tell Tim to jump, he asks how high.

 

[peteykirch]

I would be fine with never seeing, or hearing, Pete and Sean again.

I remember their first trips to Disney vlogging, and they were making fun of it. The prices, the people, trying to get free things... It was obvious that they were locals who felt a little superior to the tourist trap. Which is fine. But, yeah, now they've done a complete 180*. I always wondered how Tim explains those stupid foot tattoos that he has. And, I actually liked Moana, but what kind of connection could he have possibly had with the pig and the chicken? One isn't very memorable, and the other was only there for comic relief.

My biggest problem with Sean is that he is doing a job that he isn't remotely qualified for....Every single food review, or discussion he adds nothing. He always states "I never did that before, etc". He was a travel agent who was helping people book trips and give them tips on stuff he never experienced. I also can't tate his monotone vocal fry overload voice it's super grating. Pete is just an Old Queen who remembers what WDW was like at the beginning, couple that with his wealth he cannot realistically give people his point of view on things.

Tim is at Epcot!

He calls the lucite spires acrylic....technically he is right but he isn't at the same time. Not all acrylic is lucite, but lucite is a type of acrylic.

He wants to eat some food, and see if there is any new Halloween merch at Mousegears.

Tim is amazing how few people are right outside Spaceship Earth...at 2:30PM

Tim is hopeful that he is able to go into Mousegear because there aren't many people around so the store shouldn't be too crowded.

Tim still doesn't know they are putting solar panels on top of what used to be Ellen's Energy Adventure....be easy on them y'all they aren't a news site.

Timbo late to the party showing the new Together Again facemasks.

Tim thought a vinyl sticker was an air freshener.

Tim confused why what appears to be the same styled socks are 12.99 or 16.99...he doesn't realize one is adult one is child.

Tim calls the Figment Buttondown one of the newer ones...nope it was released the same time as the Orange Bird, Grape Soda, and Pride Mickey button up.

Tim tells us the Mousegear he went into, isn't the same location as the old one...Thanks Tim people have known that for nearly a year.

First stop for F&W is Hawaii, Timbo is getting the Pork Slider and the SPAM Hash. He complains that he gets it everytime hoping it would be better than it is, but then he gets disappointed. He's hoping today is different. Tim is happy because the peppers aren't overwhelming....I never knew bell peppers to be an overwhelming flavor, but then again Timbo is the Supreme Gourmand.

Tim complains about the sky screwing up the lighting and focus of his camera because he doesn't know how to do anything manual with his camera.

Tim is getting the Canadian Filet which he complains about every year being garbage....this time it's pretty good because apparently he always gets a cremated filet, this year it was cooked roughly medium.

Tim's beard is a mess and is very distracting. He needs to comb it.

Tim ran into the World Showplace building to get a cake pop, he's afraid to eat in there so he's running outside to eat in privacy. The ntiro-cake pop already melted a bunch in the time it took him to get outside and find a spot.

Tim found a new secluded spot, the little landing by the lagoon near France and the UK.

Tim got incorrect information about the Skyliner which he took for Gospel...Someone told him the Skyliner was only allowing guests with resort reservations to ride. He was also very happy that he got an entire cabin to himself because of Covid and he doesn't have to share the cabin with a basic commoner.

Timbo got randomly stuck on the skyliner...it wasn't only for like 20 seconds....I was hoping he'd get stuck and have to use the defecation bags under the bench seating.

He rode it to the Riviera and then right back to Epcot.

Every bit of food he ate was delicious! Though the pork slider disappointed him after being so good for so long.

He calls today a "success" well no crap Tim. You walked around a themepark for a bit, ate some food, didn't get rained out, and you'll be making money off of the footage you uploaded. EVERY DAY IS A SUCCESS FOR YOU!

 

[Jen237]

In today’s vlog, dim actually takes his mask off and eats as if he is doing something illegal. Continually looking around to make sure nobody is within site or breathing the same air as him

 

[flyingfish93]

why on earth do they need a second ‘staycation’ in three weeks, they literally do nothing omg

 

[RebelUtd]

Victim card a comin'

 

[2020planner]

I co-sign all of this. To the bolded: I think Adam & Tim legitimately like each other. Adam is still the Tim from 10 years ago. Tim was just willing to sell out. Adam is still banned from Universal I think. Tim would never allow that to happen. Like two college buddies who still hang with each other, although one of them still acts like a frat boy in his 40s & the other has become suburban sellout dad. The get together, throw back a few beers, (ride a few rollercoasters), all while the wife is glaringly observing it all, wishing that her husband would just cut his "bad influence" buddy out of their lives.

ETA: Not that Adam would turn down being #hosted. Just that Tim & Jen aren't the type to buy an RV spontaneously, etc. You know what I mean.

There was a vlog awhile ago where Tim and Adam got together to go to some pop-up carnival or something in Waterford Lakes. I think it was Waterford Lakes. This was before baby and maybe even shortly before the move to the new house. Anyways, Tim actually acted NORMAL in the vlog. The two of them were having a great time riding rides and doing things and it was a legit fun vlog to watch. I even think I recall the two of them dropping some hilarious and / or sexual innuendo-type comments.

I really think Tim (love him or hate him) legit likes Adam and vice versa and Jenn is the problem here.

 

[Jen237]

My thoughts exactly!

 

[peteykirch]

Well, he apparently went into the Food & Wine building at Epcot yesterday. We should be seeing that footage today.

Did he wear a full body hazmat suit and respirator? Or did Disney give him a $50 giftcard to try the food inside the building so he put on his big boy pants?

 

[Lauurz]

I found their old channel through reading another gossip site a while back and it was very gun and drug heavy. Not long after it was put on that site, they deleted all videos. I think they worked out that Disney videos were going to make them more money than those videos!