TheTimTracker

[It's Wednesday]

Genuinely haven't watched a Tim tracker vlog since peak lock down (in the UK anyway) but I've just seen his thumb nail from the food and wine video.

Does anyone else find that look he does into the camera as he takes a big bite with his squinty eye creepy as fuck.

 

[Jen237]

Reading through some of the Stan’s comments on yesterday’s staycation vlog makes me angry! These two twits are not only the best parents ever, but so deserve a vacation, because they work soooo hard and really need a break! From what??. Time out from watching Netflix and cooking subscription meals! These people are just deluded. Tiffany Anne and the like are just creepy. Yes Jackson is very cute, but one baby and no real job, I mean there are people who have lost jobs and work so hard to make ends meet. Oh yes, trackers are now working hard to get on Disney’s good side.....$$$$$

 

[Pop!91]

Just watched the latest vlog at Universal, there is progress - Tim was clearly going into shops and actually purchased some food!

...Then quickly lets it all down by saying that he’s taking the food home because he refuses to take his mask off when he’s in the Park...

THIS IS CRAZY BEHAVIOUR... it is not safe to be in those parks in that heat and not take breaks and remove your mask (in the designated areas obviously) and you are advocating this to your thousands of viewers.

it’s simple - if you’re not comfortable taking off your mask, you shouldn’t be in the parks!

 

[JLXRD]

Tim has been the ONLY real negative vlogger so far. I watch just about all of them, Molly, Resort TV1, Cory Meets World, Adam the Woo, even Michael Kay. All of them have expressed that it is different but they are all still fairly positive and make you want to return to the parks. Resort TV1 has made no secret on their live streams that they still aren't super comfortable eating inside the restaurants or even going on Carousal of Progress when there were a lot of people waiting but other than that, have been positive. Even that they don't really harp on, they say it and move on. Tim is taking it to the absolute extreme.

Going on rides and not touching the controls (like Dumbi etc) then doing it with his umbrella just seemed cray to me.

Just sanitize your hands afterwards?! If you're that concerned yoy just shouldn't be going in my opinion.

 

[peteykirch]

Yeah. A few of the Dis people aren't completely paranoid. Dani is one of them. Although Pete's mom is elderly and already in poor health so he does have to be careful.

The only over the top paranoid person at the Dis is Ryno who brings a fannypack of wipes, spray, and sanitizer to go get his mail.

Salvo! Tim finally made it to Universal because the Crepe Stand opened.

Plus he wants to see the crowd levels because he claims he saw reports of huge enormous lines over the weekends.

Tim tries to show up at different times during the day to avoid storms, but oh no it looks like a storm is a brewing.

Tim bought some Halloween Horror Nights Facemasks.

They are going to be doing giveaways so we can look forward to maybe getting one of these masks. Odds are they'll ship out the prize as fast as they open the packages they get from their stans.

Tim doesn't feel like Universal is having reduced capacity, he thinks it's a normal attendance day.

We get a merch update...apparently Tim never saw the Retro Attraction Tumbler Glasses that have been being sold for months.

Tim is looking for a place to hunker down for the impending rainstorm...he's acting as if it's the twister that sent Dorothy to Oz.

Tim's first choice to hide out has been taken over by other guests....HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know Tim Bojo can melt if he gets wet.

Tim complains he cannot get all the crepes because they don't give you a tray to carry them away. He has to use his own hands to carry the crepes.

Tim got the Chicken Goat Cheese and the BBQ Brisket Crepe. He is very excited to try both.

Tim pronounces arugula very oddly. Tim is very happy with his first crepe, and has high expectations for the Smoked Brisket Crepe.

He calls the Smoked Brisket Crepe a "Barbequey flavored meal"

Tim lied about eating all the crepes in one day, he went back for the Strawberry Hazelnut and Lemon Blueberry, he'll come back to get the 2 remaining crepes at a later date.

Tim tells us to prepare to make a mess on ourselves eating these, no Timmy it's just that you are a clutz and always make a mess no matter the meal.

Tim seems shocked that the crepe was layered properly and the fillings aren't all in one spot.

Tim dropped all the whipped cream off of the Strawberry Hazelnut crepe onto the table....Ooops

Tim changes his mind about 20 times as to what the crepe itself tastes like, first it's a pancake, then a thin chewy pita, now it's a soft ice cream cone.

Tim also must have super soft teeth because he cannot bite these crepes at all....he's really struggling.

Tim who still won't go into any Disney store, is going into the HHN Tribute Store with no qualms. He wants one of those Frankenstein Mold Figures, they will be giving this away as well at a later date.

Tim instead of saying glow in the dark, he keeps saying "black light reactive".

 

[2020planner]

Does Jenn self diagnose her ailments? What ailments does/might she have? And isn't that a waste of money for them both to have annual passes when Tim is the only one who goes consistently to make it worth the money?

She left her retail a long time ago and doesn't drive. She states anxiety is the reason. She used to drive all over and work and be "normal."

She has stated repeatedly that she gets anxiety attacks and has a problem with crowds (yet vlogs at Disney?)

She has stated she gets anxiety attacks in Target, yet those seem to come and go as they often used to film vlogs in Target. After one anxiety attack in particular, she decided to sit in the car afterwards and vlog about it. I have a history of panic / anxiety attacks myself dating back to 1998. The last thing in the world I could think of doing after a true panic attack is to immediately vlog about it.

They're exhausting, terrifying, and then utterly depressing (if anyone knows what it's like). Not vlog worthy unless you want sympathy, I guess.

She self-diagnosed herself as infertile in her late 20s (and apparently fought Tim's mom about it when his mom inquired about them seeking help, her seeing an actual physician, etc. and thus hurting their relationship; she also previously made fun of Tim's mom's weight on Twitter back in the day).

In reality, it just didn't happen for them yet (she's mid-30s). However, it makes for great viewing when all the fans state they're literally crying their eyes out over this baby that they never thought they'd have.

I also recall a few months' prior to getting pregnant, she started complaining that she believed she had carpal tunnel syndrome too.

I've been at a job that requires me to type 8 hours a day for 20 years now. I must really have carpal tunnel if she thinks she does after merely editing home vlogs on any given day. LOL

She also frequently would complain - pre-baby - about back pain.

 

[flyingfish93]

Does Dim think COVID is less likely to spread at Universal? He was even happy to rummage through things in the shop (even entering the store, instead of pressing his camera up against the window like a weirdo) while at Disney he can’t be within a square mile of another person without having some kind of breakdown. I do not know how his mind works.

 

[RubyRu]

OMG, this guy is so full of self importance!! Too full of himself that he can only ride the front row of big thunder in case people in front of him yell or scream! Seriously germophobia taken to a whole new level . Why is even there? Oh yes...$$$

I was so annoyed when I saw him saying he only wanted the front seat on big thunder. So it's ok for his spit to hit others in the face but not the other way around. Talk about self importance.

I noticed he didn't focus on Adam either. I love Adam. He's a bid doofus but so likeable.

 

[peteykirch]

Tiffany Ann going to attempt to kidnap baby Jack$on whenever the entire Slacker Household goes to the parks again.

 

[2020planner]

I think for those of us who watched Trackers back in the early days and know of their behavior, are probably the ones who have the bigger issue with it, as I described above.

If you've only been watching them for 2-3 years...you'd not be aware that at one point, they tried to get people to give them money to pay for getting bats out of their attic (Tim also contacted the local TV station(s) and I think it might have been WKMG that came out to interview them / feature them - all something to do for clicks, views, promos, etc.).

Tim also once tried to get people to give him money to go to some convention or something akin to that (can't recall if it was gaming or what... I wish I could find the vlog but it was from a long while back).

So... giving money to a vlogger as a "tip" for content (on top of their ad revenue), I suppose is one thing.

Openly asking for $$ of viewers to do things around the house, create new content, and / or simply take from unsuspecting viewers who are unaware that-you-just-dropped-lots of-$$-for a-$450K-house-in-a-really-nice-gated-golf-community-in-Lake-Nona-while-still-acting-like-you're just ol'-every-day-Tim-and-Jenn... is another thing.

 

[2020planner]

Exactly. If they were truly in quarantine they wouldn't be going anywhere. They would be staying home. 27/7. The only reason they had their "friend" over today was because he's a cast member and they gotta stay in their good graces.The stand are really pissing me off. I call them out and get told, oh what else are they supposed to do? Oh I don't know, maybe what every other vlogger that has a channel does. Put out good content.

Adam the Woo and Paging Mr. Morrow are the two best ones that come to mind. I just can't with Tim and Jen anymore....

Since i'm a little upset at a few things today. I figured that I'd go all in on it....LOL!!
Michelle1 second ago
@Cindy Coleman Excuse me, but they are not, I repeat not, in quarntine. You do know that if they were Tim wouldn't go to the parks. AT ALL. He wouldn't have went to the re-openings of all the parks. Something they both said you wouldn't find on their channel. They wouldn't go to a local park. And they certainly wouldn't be having friends over. Quarantine is when you are with just you and your immediate family. My sister in NJ had to do that. She had to have her food delivered and couldn't leave the house for almost a month. That is true quarantine. So miss me with the fake outrage at me....
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The stans are absolutely ridiculous. The Trackers are too. And you know what? They deserve each other at this point. Jenn better watch what she encourages with the likes of these fruitloop stans - especially ones like Tiffany Ann. Jenn may end up getting more than she bargained for. "The boy who cried wolf" comes to mind here.

The one I feel the most bad in all of this is innocent Jackson.

 

[peteykirch]

Their channel is 11 years old. That video was more like 7 years ago, they were in their 30's. Not only were they Ok with the theme of the party (and a group of friends with the same idea of "fun"), but they saw nothing wrong with vlogging and uploading it online. Furthermore, he has apologized for that video in the past but still kept it up, until now. Their only change at this point is to be more discreet with their racism.

I'm tired of their dopey, moronic, personalities. They seem to go through life confused.

If you want pure entertainment, watch Timbo trying to figure out the color coded pay scale at most Disney stores. He's so confused because he doesn't look for the scale, he's just like OH DING DANG HOW MUCH IS TEAL!"

Also, Timbo complaining about $30 t shirt, fails to mention that if you're an AP it's 20% off...yet Timbo was like "It's only $115 for the Villains Event" except that's the AP price, not the regular guest price.

 

[2020planner]

So this gem of a video appeared on a suggested watch list from Youtube for me....



Tim complained more about eating a condiment-less hotdog than eating a raw onion.

OK, I know the whole "people change" bullcrap. But this was only like 7 years ago. Yeah, she looks younger, as expected. BUT he looks like a completely different person.

He really is like a chameleon. He adopts whatever look he thinks is going to get him attention - from his country mullet look to his grunge look to his homeless-man long-bearded look to this scrawny tattooed look to his handlebar mustache look to the present-day gosh darn ding dang Disney dad look. I've literally never seen a grown man change his look so often in a 10-year timeframe as I have Timmy B.

 

[Pop!91]

But, why did they lie and say it’s closed

It looked to me like he just didn't remember the curb was there and misjudged, slipped, and tweaked his ankle, maybe slightly losing balance too but not a full-on fall. I've done the exact same thing.

Yet they appear to be milking it. They said in the live vlog yesterday that today's home vlog will feature the ankle. (that the stans will ask about forever now)

I'm betting they're upset Molly actually got it on film and they cannot - for once (maybe?!) - lie and make up like he fell dramatically, was laid out all over the ground, and twisting and writhing in pain over it.

I just get this image of Tim sprawled on the floor, freaking out because the park medics are getting too close!

 

[peteykirch]

peteykirch - you are correct on all accounts. They're quick to purchase - and flaunt - a $2,000 Gucci sweater, high-end thermostats (with digital photos), expensive dinners and brunches, pricey babyware (that they post with affiliate links), etc. but then are cheapskates when it comes to atoning for their "sins."

I don't care what people have, really - I don't. However, when you put your entire life on the internet - and are showy in that respect - expect objective criticisms.

Similar to your Goodwill example, I also recall humble brags when they would overtly show us they purchased a new enclosure for the capybaras at that animal sanctuary they visit, money they donated to Give Kids the World, etc. Don't show - just DO. I'd have more respect for them if they did.

I recall someone also gifted them $500 in a superchat (or something of that sort) for them to go to Victoria and Albert's for dinner. I simply couldn't. I'd do everything in my power to return that money, rather than flaunt it for a free meal, make a vlog out of it, and further monetize it to the hilt.

Also, yes. I am familiar with Tiffany Ann. She is a piece of work, indeed.

I loved how the Trackers pretended to be dumb about disabling Super Chat on YouTube until like 2 months ago. They kept begging people not to send money, but people kept sending money anyway. Every 2 minutes Tim would be like "HOLY MACARONI DING DANG" because someone gave them free money. Yet, they never gave money back to people. Once again Tiffany Ann came swooping to the Trackers rescue and said all super chat money went to charity. I didn't realize she was also their tax accountant.

I remember the one guy who gave Tim $500 so they could eat at V&A, what a waste of money and food for to spend on the Trackers, especially Tim who has a less refined palate than Steve Porter formally of the Dis Unplugged, and that's saying something.

 

[2020planner]

It just shows you how much he hates Disney. Despises anything and everything to do with them. It's really pathetic how he is lately. He used to have a genuine like for Disney, now though it's obvious that he would rather be anywhere else.

Except he really never was a fan of Disney. He and Jenn are / were die-hard Universal fans at heart. It wasn't until they got media creds at Disney that they realized that was where the $$$ and views are so they jumped on the Disney bandwagon.

That also explains how he seemingly *forgets* about his no touching / no inside shops rule while at Universal but adheres to it at Disney He feels more at home at Universal.

 

[peteykirch]

Today it's a home vlog where rain can't bother Tim!

Their new kitchen sink arrived, but there isn't enough time left in the day to start and finish it. Jenn wants Tim to finish the bathroom renovation before tackling the kitchen sink. Jenn cutting straight to the point "They start a lot of things but finish nothing"...just like her own YouTube channel.

The baby is crawling now so the Slackers are screwed since they could barely keep track of an immobile infant.

Jenn's hair is a mess again so it's time to slap an awful bow on it.

We learn that Jenn likes to have scalding hot showers.

They have audio issues, where the sound drops out, so Tim blames the camera not the user. Expect to see Tim going to Best Buy in a week to swap out this camera for a newer one.

Tim's cooking tip is to take the cutting board and slide the food off of it into whatever cooking vessel or bowl you need it in.

Dammit, it took until the 18 minute mark for Timbo to show us it's raining. Thanks Tim we get it...it tends to rain a lot in Florida.

Tim shoves the camera about 2 centimeters away from the food he's trying to show us and it's super shaky and jittery.

Tim and Jenn are deciding to watch Curb your Enthusiasm from the beginning after only seeing the most recent season. I'm shocked they get the humor.

I'm shocked the title of the vlog is "Jack$on is 8 months old....." they didn't throw him another dopey party for being a month older. I guess they got the memo that it's ridiculous.

 

[Tavi Huit]

I don't buy it really, the sad faces TT even more monotone voice (if that's even possible).

This was simply a PR exercise.

 

[peteykirch]

We're aware of this (at least I am, as a former CM), but this is Tim we're talking about.

Anyone who knows Tim (and the person he has become), knows these requests are different than the average guest.

Bingo there is a difference between requesting a certain spot and what Tim is doing. Tim straight up said he will not ride a coaster unless he gets the front row at the moment. If I request the back row on Big Thunder and the CM says they aren't honoring requests because of x,y,z I am still going to ride wherever they assign me. Tim will straight up walk out of the ride if he doesn't get the front row.

 

[Pop!91]

Yesterday’s vlog at Magic Kingdom already has 100k+ views in 9 hours. The home vlog the day before that hasn’t broken 70k yet and it’s been up for a good 36 hours.

This tells you all you need to as to why they are back filming at the Parks, despite saying they weren’t going to.