TheTimTracker

[Pop!91]

If he went into a restaurant you would all complain that he has gone into such environment then gone home to where Jen and the baby is

I think the point has been made several times on this thread that it is understood (and possibly agreed with) that Tim and Jenn are being careful, especially as the cases are spiking in Florida at the moment.

The issues come down to the fact that despite this highly careful behaviour Tim is still visiting the Parks and is visibly uncomfortable being there, if the Trackers are that concerned about safety in the parks (again a completely acceptable position) they should step away from the parks for the time being (which they have confirmed in a vlog over the weekend) and not feel they should put themselves in danger just for views

 

[peteykirch]

It's a home vlog, and it look as if Jenn actually bathed and washed her hair.

She misses Timbo, despite the fact he only spends like a couple hours out at the parks....

They apparently visited Tim's parents with Jackson off camera, they totally read the board so they are most likely bs'ing us.

Their car is too small...so they need a new car....and an electric one to boot.

Tim is claiming that he is getting 2000 to 3000 miles a tank in their Chevy Volt. I guess if he's only using the electric motor that could make sense.

Tim mansplains the difference between a Hybrid and a Plug In Electric Car.

If they end up buying a goddamn Tesla Model X, it will be another brick in the wall that these 2 are so far beyond being "Average Joes"

What makes no sense is they had all this time before Jackson was born to come to the realization their car isn't big enough for 3.

First stop is the Tesla Dealership and they test driving the Model Y. Tim immediately complains he doesn't like the air conditioner...Jenn then complains about the panoramic glass roof making the car too hot. Then Tim complains the rear window is way too small....They state they are only looking at cars and don't want to jump into buying a new car.

Tim is wearing a mask during the test drive, but Jenn isn't.

Jack$on looks absolutely done with the two of them.

Tim didn't know how to work the AC, but figured it out on their way back to the dealership.

They are also test driving a Model 3. Tim's knees hit the touchcontrol panel in the Model 3, so it's already not off to a good start.

Then Jenn complains that the Model 3 panoramic roof is broke up into two different panels, and she prefers the roof of the Model Y but 10 minutes earlier she complained about the roof because she thinks it makes the car "hotter"

Jenn is perplexed as to why there are so many people out car shopping....well Jenn it's Florida you have no restrictions because your Government isn't taking the virus seriously.

Jenn hates the white interior of the Model 3.

Jenn also said if they have another baby they will need more space car-wise......oof imagine another Bojanowski coming into the world.

Thanks Jenn, I'd sure hope that people aren't watching Netflix in the car while driving.

Tim wants to go meta and make the Tesla play a TimTracker video on Youtube.

Remember how they said they weren't going to buy a car today? Well, they bought a Model Y.

The Slackers once again fail at keeping their plans in motion, they end up just getting PDQ on the way home.

Jenn explaining how a Tesla has 2 trunks like she is unveiling a huge secret.

The Model Y starts at like 40K but can go up to as much as 70K. I wonder if they went budget or all the bells and whistles.

They are going on another Staycation because they are way too stressed and need a vacation from their vacation of a life.

Jenn apologizes that the videos are going up so late....She blames the baby for why the videos are going up so late....

I'm curious as to where they will be staying at Disney, since Jenn previously stated she will not stay in a hotel with people around her....So that limits it to the FW Cabins, Boardwalk Inn Cottages, Poly Bungalows, or the Copper Creek Cabins.

Jenn also wants to clean the house before they go on their vacation.....and Tim is like "the entire house". I don't understand how they struggle to do basic things that most adults with full time jobs can do.

Tim also requested an early check in, let's see if he gets his request, or if he doesn't if he'll complain and pull the DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM card.

Tim who never does research with the parks, did research about the hidden Easter Eggs on the Tesla....

Tim is shocked that Tesla owners really love their Teslas....

Jenn wants to know if they camp at Fort Wilderness in their Tesla.

 

[Pop!91]

So Timbo went to Epcot....

There are no outdoor rides, so he's not able to ride anything.

He's refusing to take his mask off so he won't be eating F&W unless he can take it home.

With how little people there are, he can get something and find a corner to himself but that's "too dangerous"

Pooh nearly pulled a Tim but luckily didn't trip over a light he backed into.

Tim seriously thought the F&W food would be prepackaged so he can take it home.

Tim made Jenn work overtime splicing in old clips of them eating F&W food from previous years.

Tim shocked there is so much F&G merch available.....does he not realize F&G only ran for a super short period so it's not like they could have sold out.

Tim also amazed that the line for Frozen is so long but only 30 minutes long...does he not realize the gaps between each party? Couple that with the fact 100% of the ride occupancy is now standby and FP+ returnees aren't inflating the wait time.

Tim really drumming up sympathy for his "bum" ankle. He had to hoof it to see the Anna and Elsa Processional. Luckily Epcot is super flat and has no curbs.

Jenn didn't edit out Adam the Woo this time....

Tim seems shocked that "splash pads" and misting stations aren't on.

Tim also said that they aren't putting solar panels on top of Cosmic Rewind, yes they are Tim.

Is it wrong that part of me wishes that Ratatouille had opened with the park and watch the internal dilemma in Tims head when he’s wittered on so much about not doing indoor rides, but also knows the views and money that comes from the opening day of an attraction!

In terms of this, it will be interesting if his stance on not riding indoor rides remains for a couple months, and let’s see if it miraculously changes if Ratatouille does start soft opening later this year


P.S I have to watch this Epcot vlog now, purely for the car crash that is Tim’s vlogging at the mo

 

[2020planner]

I think that's where many of our criticisms lie. Sure, it's in people's right to send $ and stuff to people that they don't know who wouldn't give them the time of day. But is it right?

Is it right - like someone referenced above - for T&J to have taken that money to eat out at V&As rather than, say, donating to charity and / or humbly (without major gushing fanfare) showing the simple act of donating on camera to charity as proof? (An example - since the pet community was referenced - buying lots of stuff for an animal rescue or animal shelter and taking it there to feature them and get a good word out whether in Central Florida here or beyond for places like Cat Depot in Sarasota. I did that once for Cat Depot - bought tons of stuff on their wish list and took it to them only I didn't have a camera attached to me to document it and monetize it... haha)

It's also not right of them to plunk down $ to live in a $450K house which is (for whatever housing prices are in different parts of the country and I've lived in other states so I'm aware), Lake Nona is a new(ish) developed area and the place is in Eagle Creek and it's gated and really nice) only to then do super chats while 6-9 months into the new home and feign as if you don't know how to turn them off (please...) then shortly after that particular super chat where I think the folks on guru estimated they raked in about $1000+ for 1-2 hours tops of chatting, Tim goes out and gets two ugly massive tattoos on his feet of Moana characters of all things.

Hmmm...wonder what that super chat money funded?

Again, I don't think anyone is saying people cannot send what they want when given the opportunity to... I think it's more the act of TAKING when ethically, morally, optically, etc. it does not look good is what leaves a sour taste in peoples' mouths - no matter WHO the vlogger in question is.

 

[YouKnowSoFlo]

For anyone who wants to hate watch without giving them views/ad revenue. A friend told me about a site called Invidio.us

You can watch YouTube channels without giving the channel traffic. I am too old to know how any of it works, etc. Maybe someone more knowledgeable can explain if there are any risks to using it. But I went on there & searched for Timothy so I could see all of this shenanigans without giving him views.

 

[MooMooSharoo]

Calling everyone a racist is the trendy thing lately. I highly doubt they are actually racist.

 

[Chandler Bing]

Jenn albeit lighter here still had the shoulders of a NFL Middle Linebacker

Hey some of us are just built like that. Nothing we can do about that.

 

[2020planner]

Tim has 2 brothers and 1 sister. His oldest brother, Jaime is good looking and looks NOTHING like Tim. He's a pretty accomplished builder in the area. Including his pic below. If you know their last name, you can Google him and his LinkedIn, website, etc.

Then Adam is the other brother and used to be in lots of vlogs (including hosting the urban party).
Here was a pic I could cut / paste from his FB page of his wedding years ago -

Their mom and dad used to be in vlogs too - more their dad than mom but nevertheless, Tim would vlog about his dad getting his hand cut, them going out to eat, etc. Adam and his wife and kid (or kids, but I know he has at least one bc Jenn and Tim did a clickbait-y title years ago with a newborn baby in the thumbnail and it was Adam's) live in Seminole County, as does Tim's parents (pretty sure Lake Mary for the parents).

No mention ever of the sister. Not sure what happened w/ her. I think her name is Susie?

I'm 99% sure the reason for no mention of family is that Jenn had Tim essentially pick between them and her.

Also regarding the nanny. The people on Guru seem obsessed with the nanny idea. In reality, I think it's just the girl from Disney Double Dose that hangs out with them sometimes to "help" with Jackson (because I guess it's so hard to vlog and take care of your only miracle child at the same time )

You can see the girl from DDD in one of the last vlogs they filmed at EPCOT before COVID-19 closing. You can see Jenn stuffing her face and talk with her mouth full (sorry, but that's what she legit does) and, in the background, the DDD girl is holding Jackson and Jackson is looking toward his parents. Broke my heart.

I really don't think Jenn would allow a live-in nanny or even a part-time nanny (by the basic definition of the word) to come into their house on a regular basis. You know, because they're superstars and need their privacy.

So that's why I think it's just a friend (or two) they're using for free help who also has an AP.

 

[peteykirch]

Does Dim think COVID is less likely to spread at Universal? He was even happy to rummage through things in the shop (even entering the store, instead of pressing his camera up against the window like a weirdo) while at Disney he can’t be within a square mile of another person without having some kind of breakdown. I do not know how his mind works.

He really is inconsistent with how he is handling the Pandemic.

He'll go into the cramped Tribute Store that has a lot of people in it with regards to the square footage available, but he refuses to go into any store at Disney.

 

[KNYE_19]

Newbie to this thread...(but not tattle)...no major issues myself with Tim & Jenn but I have to say I agree with the mail thing. To have taken literal years to open their fan mail and gifts is actually extremely rude and it cant be justified. No one is THAT busy to not take an hour or so out of your week to keep on top of mail and packages. Like I say I've no major issues with them and enjoy their vlogs...but this thread has certainly given me food for thought!

 

[saraaaah90]

It is truly sad to see two people in so much pain with their lifestyles. It explains their obsession with trying to control the narrative- it is only thing they can control as their lives spin out of control.It is clear he does not want to be at the theme parks, but probably sees no other way to make a living atm. I can only imagine downsizing a lifestyle like theirs. It would be hard.

 

[Charm]

Yeah, not everyone can have the front row, just take what you get. I'm sure that the cast members would love to stop having to encounter the douchey people who somehow think that they're different than the rest of the cattle getting shuffled through. The, "it can't hurt to ask", mother f'ers who think that the only reason they're not getting what they want, in a sea of people who are all there for the same thing, is because they're simply not asking for it.

It's annoying how paranoid he acts at the parks. Either you decide to go, and are comfortable with your ability to take all the proper precautions, or you don't.

 

[peteykirch]

It's a Sunday Home Vlog

Jenn's hair looks like trash.

Breakthrough, baby finally slept through the night. Jenn was excited because she got a full nights sleep despite the fact she has no real job, plus we've already seen that Timbo gets up early to take care of Jackson as Jenn sleeps until 11AM.

Jenn made herself eggs and an English muffin. The eggs looked like trash, so dry and just nasty.

Jenn doesn't understand how cooking vlogs work because she cannot cook and hold a camera at the same time. HINT JENN THEY HAVE MOUNTS AND TRIPODS.

There's a snake in the pool. Unfortunately it wasn't venomous and it didn't bite Tim.

Tim screams HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME VLOOOOOOOOOOOOOG for a solid 10 seconds, camera pans to Jackson he isn't amused, he is us.

Ankle update, all the bruising is nearly gone, but it still hurts from time to time.

Jenn did some cleaning blah blah, they all went to the Pool Supply Store to get chlorine for the pool.

They made sesame chicken from Marley and Spoon, Jenn somehow thought adding sauce to something would make it crispier.....

Tim shows off his umbrella from the vlog where he met up with Adam the Woo. They oddly enough didn't leave an affiliate link for their stans to buy one and put money in their pockets.

Jenn said they might take a day off each week, because vlogging from home and editing is just too demanding y'all.

They spent way too long talking about the "Witching Hour" and Tim kept correcting Jenn even after she read multiple definitions from Websters and Dictionary.com

This was just an absolute slog to get through.

 

[It's Wednesday]

Also, if people aren't watching/subscribed they should check out the Florida Residents Edits on YouTube. Some of the editing and sound effects are immature and cringey but it really shines a light on the worst of these Florida bloggers. Which means the trackers feature in every second video.

 

[Smallpotato]

Wasn't there that thing a while ago where Tim said park security don't like people stopping to meet him or something? I wondered if they could really stop that or whether he just wanted a break

park security are really strict on influencers. No meet and greets, no selfie sticks etc.

 

[snowfox]

I couldn't even imagine vlogging right after an anxiety attack, especially having one in public. If Jenn really had a proper anxiety attack, she would know it and she would NOT be vlogging right after it.

 

[PoorKid]

Someone should tell Tim that the rain washes the COVID away. Maybe he'd feel better about both then.

 

[Rippedjeanmaybe]

Timbo is the type to wear a mask getting into his car from his garage while driving to the parks.

He needs help, either that or he just needs to go back to a real job and start living in the real world!

 

[peteykirch]

Of course Tim had to make sure he got the Sony ZV-1 as soon as it came out.

That digital camera is being touted as Vlogging for Idiots with its one button push settings, and instant on/off bokeh effects, plus it's supposed to be pretty decent at focusing at the closest thing to the lens.

However, as with every camera Tim has owned, it's not the camera which doesn't have amazing capabilities, it's the fact that Tim never tried to learn to shoot in manual mode at all, and has no clue about aperture settings, white balance, etc.

 

[2020planner]

Thinking the same thing. You can't have a normal tradition for a day you didn't celebrate with each other before this year. I know they aren't talking about celebrating it with Tim's family...as Jenn has made it obvious how she feels about her MIL.

Your comment reminded me of something.

Under the vlog from maybe 1-2 days ago, I read where someone relayed to another commenter that "they" (Tim / Jenn) said that Tim's parents haven't met Jackson yet due to COVID. Someone else said his parents live out of state.

I rolled my eyes.

That baby was born LONG before COVID (if Tim / Jenn actually *did* utter that absolute lie of an excuse) and his parents live in Lake Mary. Only 30-40 miles from Trackers house in Lake Nona.