TheTimTracker #96 Run, Nanny Lean, Run!

[Quasimodo]

The Slackers and their stans represent everything that's wrong with humanity. What idiocy, incompetence and mediocrity.

Which president will Buddy #2 be named after? Cleveland? Van Buren? Jefferson? Eisenhower? I hope prop #2 is all the karma they deserve in the form of a boy who gives them the hell they deserve. Fuck these fuckers. I have no respect for such insensitive self-centered tone-deaf over-privileged ignorant shitheads who do the bare minimum and are seriously absolute wastes of life.

 

[Quasimodo]

So Ginn says the CA vlogs are delayed because they had to be interrupted by the "hurricane content" (if you make enough vlogs about your useless lives and a deadly hurricane to call it "hurricane content", you're morally corrupt assholes, you pieces of shit) and then "we were stuck at home and had no power so I couldn't edit."

Bitch, you EDITED your "hurricane content" vlogs and got them out faster than the windspeed of a category 5 hurricane. You had been back for many days before the hurricane even came remotely close to you. JFC, how do the stans fall for this shit and how does Dim's other eye not fall straight out of its socket with her bullshit?

Omg - J$ hair looks like it was cut with hedge clippers!

Right??? I'd love to know the story behind why he looks like a blonde Lloyd Christmas.

 

[Forest]

Potty training is a huge boundary violation to me. Anything about it. Talking about it, showing diapers or pull-ups. All of it. I can’t imagine growing up and having that documented for the internet and how angry you would be.

 

[2020planner]

I’ll give the award for the worst Disney person to Tom Corless. Tweeting about stuffing his fat face at Boma while people are being rescued wins it. Ok I’ll throw Woo in there too. Glad he was all cozy at the Contemporary while people were losing everything.

In case anyone missed it... as said by Woo in his "STUCK" at the Contemporary vlog (while he lives 10 mins. away in Celebration), as he's walking toward Magic Kingdom (which was closed).

Yes, Woo. Sure is "awesome," you fucker.

 

[peteykirch]

 

[2020planner]

If he flew back out to California by himself for no other reason but to attend one event (or maybe even two events) to vlog a couple hours' worth of content (if that), then I really have no words at this point to describe my disgust with them.

 

[Commobore]

My only fear is that they'll jump on the narrative that Prop 2 is trans as soon as they can. I can totally see them encouraging the prop to identify as either trans or gender neutral just to get the content they want. I really wouldn't put it past them.

I don't really know where everyone's getting this idea. Beyond the occasional rainbow strap to make up for catching the gay, they've never shown any interest really in progressive values. And it veers into 'trans is trendy' territory which...yeah.

 

[Commobore]

No matter how you spin it, it's just plaid weird leaving your pregnant wife and toddler to travel across the country for a one night theme park event you basically were already at last week.

 

[Snippysnips]

This child is going to be 3 years old in a few weeks. Why are they still feeding him? Give him a plate, give him some silverware, let him eat.
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You just know that they are gonna be the type that as soon as prop 2 arrives an it needs the attention that they are gonna lose it at J for not knowing how to do this himself even though they have never taught him or allowed him to do it all

All this control over J is going to end up in frustrated anger at him because they won't have the same time to deal with him when they have the new baby an as we have seen in past they seem to think kids miraculous learn out the blue with things without having been taught, poor J is really gonna get it from Dim especially for not knowing anything

Slackers NOW is the time to fking let the child LEARN what he SHOULD have already known, get him feeding himself, knowing how to entertain himself, potty trained, work on his speech etc because when prop 2 comes trust me J isn't going to magically know how the fk to do everything, stop with the damn Chinese an work on his ENGLISH so that when prop 2 arrives he can actually communicate with you an say what he needs since all your attention will be on prop 2

 

[2020planner]

‘All in all it was a good day’ yer ok tim

And Adam the Woo walking toward Magic Kingdom in his stupid clickbait vlog -

"got this whole place to ourselves... awesome"

Fuck these vloggers.

 

[Mopsy75]

Title of the video is “so many rides” yet Buddy only got to ride two and see a show before he was forced to go nap. Dim then stayed and rode so many rides including Monsters Inc that I am sure Buddy would have loved. If Buddy didn’t get to go to Oogie Boogie that night then that really sucks.

this whole 'nap time' crap drives me nuts - he is almost 3 years old - rent or bring one of the 8 million you have already in the garage with you and he can 'nap' in there if it's really that important. Geezzzz - this child will never really be able to enjoy himself. not with 2 selfish asshats as parents. when my children were small and we visited amusement parks, there was always a stroller available for them in case they got tired. but we always made the most out of our trips - stayed all day and had such a good time. Great memories. what memories is J$$ going to have. A ride and then nap time. A show and then nap time. such loser parents. instead of run stanny lean run it should be : Run J$$$, Run and have a life.

 

[rageblackouts]

I'm so glad to see the updates from all of you about yourselves and family members in the storm's path, and hoping for more good updates as the hours/days go on. The photos and videos that have been coming out are just so devastating.

I did watch the hurricane vlog out of boredom last night (did not help my boredom), and it really bugged me when Jen got all haughty about not wanting to drink the water from the cistern. It's not like Tim was telling her she had to drink unfiltered outhouse water or something, or even unfiltered CISTERN water. She didn't have to make a point about how she would NOT be drinking it. Just be thankful that you have it in case you DO need it, or just cut it out of the vlog.

I also agree so much with everyone's comments about the vloggers who took up space on Disney property the last few days - I know Disney hotels are supposed to be very safe during hurricanes, but it seems very obvious to me that the choice to stay on Disney property was for content alone and not for any sort of evacuation or safety concerns. I guess we can give the Trackers a bit of credit for staying home and NOT following this crowd for once, but I'm sure it was due to lack of planning versus actually wanting to stay home.

 

[peteykirch]

When you realize how incompetent your life partner truly is;

 

[LobCheapek]

Looks like Jenn was at Epcot for the 40th. And she took a buggy....View attachment 1624409

Then there is this cheap, knock off brand Tracker bitching Dim won't support the little man. Dude, with that logo, name, and ripping off their content by starting in the car park, shouting 'Monorail', fondling merch and wheeeeeing on Test Track you are lucky Jennbo didn't rip you a new arsehole and fist it sideways.

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I honestly want Disney to crack down on the merch minimums even more. It pisses me off to no end to see this crap from local leeches. You gotta have some balls and no regard for others there on vacation once every couple years. It should be no more than 2 per person, per item type. Want more? Gotta go outside and get back in line.

For some stupid reason the clothing rules are written in such a way that it allows each size to count as a “sku”/individual item type. So a person can get 2 shirts per size 8. When I went in January there was NOTHING left over for 50th merch. It was such a disappointment.

 

[Forest]

Yeah she definitely didn’t want to edit a gender reveal video. She knew it would look like shit or Tim would be annoying. He was already talking about filming from different angles with the pumpkin idea.

To throw a bet into the baby name guess…Harrison. Nickname Harry. After Harry Styles.

 

[2020planner]

I haven’t watched their content in a long time now, but I saw the reveal time stamp posted here and checked it out. She could have covered that up SO easily…like no one would have known.

Also, the “girls steal your beauty” thing is fucking vile. I was in and out of the hospital with hyperemesis when I was pregnant with my daughter. My mental health was beyond breaking. And people thought that shit was ok to say.

I know! I watched it yesterday (thanks to someone giving the timestamp bc I can't stomach any more than that snippet) and she TOTALLY could have covered it up.

If I'm remembering right, all she was saying re: the pumpkin reveal idea was akin to "what do we do on the pumpkin, put like 'it's a boy' "... then she made the oopsie face! ..... "or it's a girl"...

and then she bust out laughing and then Tim started laughing, then she talked about her red face and all that, then took a weird sip of water with her tongue sticking out, and then it was all out at that point because of how she reacted.

I think I have that recap about right.

I'm with those who think she did it on purpose.

She was acting way too stupid about the pumpkin idea, asking dumb questions. She was probably itching to "drop" the news that it was a boy because she didn't want to actually do a reveal video for [oh, darn] another miracle male child.

Plus the fact that she kept nonchalantly throwing out "he" all the time when describing the baby rather than "the baby" if she was REALLY trying to keep it a secret.

Plus she friggin even FORGOT she was pregnant at one point - which, again, keyed into the fact it's a boy.

 

[Rebelle]

I never realized how over priced Liquid Death is...no wonder why Dim loves it so much.View attachment 1618334

And that shit is gross, I’m sorry. All of those seltzers taste like when your leg falls asleep.

 

[bhg469]

If he flew back out to California by himself for no other reason but to attend one event (or maybe even two events) to vlog a couple hours' worth of content (if that), then I really have no words at this point to describe my disgust with them.

A potential 2 videos that none of their fanbase will give two shits about.. Im with @Galorious He is escaping the ogre

 

[hcslacs]

So no Buddy at Oogie Boogie. They are the absolute shittiest parents.

 

[Blessyourheart]

The bitch who can’t remember she’s pregnant, should be watching stories where a hospital just moved 48 NICU babies to other hospitals because they have no water.