TheTimTracker #96 Run, Nanny Lean, Run!

[Forest]

I think the only hurricane “coverage” that is ok is just to post on social media that you are alright (hopefully) after the storm passes.

Meanwhile, take a few days off and STFU. Stop driving around in it and stuffing your face and staying at resorts and making bad commentary. None of these people have anything to add.

But if they are all getting views from it, they won’t stop.

 

[Quasimodo]

Downvoted by the 3 unwell, and 1497 stans who wanted her to have a girl.

 

[HaroldTheWalrus]

I like how, at the start of the new video, the elevators are fitted out with those comedy mirrors that make people look fat.


Edit : oh, wait…

 

[erry]

...and for another flashback of a lengthy, overexplained stan prediction gone wrong!

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So shes admitting Jenn looks AWFUL, and it must be a girl bc she’s stealing Jenns beauty.

plot twist: it’s a BOY

now what’s the excuse for her looking so awful?

(I don’t have the heart to call anyone ugly lol, but her more attractive days are loooooong behind her.)

 

[CoolWhip]

Wow he looks like shit warmed over.
The guy he’s talking to has some kind of walkie. Makes me wonder if Dim is trying to flex his way out of something, or into something, he believes he’s entitled to.

Snazzy, if you search for the original pic on IG and zoom in, it does look like he’s wearing a very thin band. Unless he got a tattoo of a ring. But it’s def not the 2 normal wide bands he alternates wearing. (He has tungsten carbide ones, one is more silver looking and the other is a gunmetal color. I know bc my husband has the same.)

Button up shirt means #hosted doesn’t it?

 

[Imbris]

J$ is maskless during the indoor dance party. The public is still trying to figure out what their rules are.

"It's time for lunch, so we're eating at Carthay Circle. We're going to eat in the al fresco dining area out here" *cut* "Alright, we're sitting inside Carthay Circle" (and yes they end up eating indoors, no explanation)

 

[Blessyourheart]

Why the Fuck is the kid napping at 4 fucking 30? He goes to bed in 3 fucking hours?

 

[WTFislife]

If only there were someone with a backyard pool and with, say, water polo experience, who could have taught Buddy how to swim by now so he would be able to go on the Big Buddy water slide.

Tim bragged in the past that Buddy would be the best swimmer ever early on because Tim was a life guard or swim teacher or something. Unfortunately, eating countless hot dogs and doing the same dumb things at the parks every day have gotten in the way of that.

 

[Mkgsrm03]

‘All in all it was a good day’ yer ok tim

Sending so much love to everyone in Florida from the Uk can’t imagine what you are all going through, the fear and distress, you all in our thoughts stay strong

 

[2020planner]

I can't say I'm 100% on board (yet LOL ) with any sort of fake pregnancy, desire to lose the pregnancy, or surrogate scenario.

That'd be some MAJOR karma issues to deal with in the future if they've not only lied to stans (and family members who may watch a vlog here or there about the pregnancy) but lied to JACKSON about it - on camera. They're absolute fuckers but I'm not wholly believing they're THAT low (again, yet LOL).

I will say, however, that she's really not doing anything different from what she did while pregnant the first time. Didn't she do water slides at Dollywood while pregnant with J.? Or am I thinking of something else? And we know she did the bumpy swamp buggy thing at Citrus World when she was much further along than now. Plus flew back and forth from Calif. when she was a bit further along too, I believe. And her eating habits were pretty much the same (e.g., caesar salads, lunch meat, etc.).

I just honestly think she (and he) feels invincible at this point.

Like nothing could ever REALLY go wrong, or they do anything to REALLY harm their lives.

I mean, they keep coming out smelling like a fucking rose no matter what seems to happen to them, so they just really feel like their actions don't have consequences these days.

It WILL catch up to them, eventually, as I always say. It always does.

I also wonder how the rate of vlogs is going to go moving forward into the Christmas season. If she's THIS slow NOW - and lackadaisical about uploads, how is she going to be when she's further along? Will we have Christmas vlogs in January?

We know she can fast-track clickbait vlogs capitalizing on a tragedy in their own state so she can edit vlogs at that pace. She just chooses not to, and at a point where Tim should be going out solo and doing random, non-holiday-specific things around town to create a bank of vlogs for when they have the baby.

(BTW, no offense to anyone associated with the flooding in Texas in the past, but I find it very interesting that they do matching donations and / or pseudo-telethons for the flood victims in Texas and PP but stated they aren't going to do anything with the stans for hurricane victims that ravaged their own state??? Absolutely floors me )

 

[scoker]

I think the delusional stans that leave these weird overly ass kissing comments are hoping that their Slacker overlords notice them and they become the best friends everrrrrrr. A psych major could do a thesis on the Slackers' fan community, it would be an insane read!

This reminded me of this stan’s post on Instagram. The parasocial relationship is strong with the one. They all just want to be friends with them for some reason. I can’t relate. I understand the general reason why people get this way but it just boggles my mind and they have no self awareness to know that posting thieir creepy thoughts might not be in the realm of normal or okay.

 

[quietcandy]

Checking in from Seminole county - it is still VERY windy but we haven't lost power or internet in our neighborhood, thankfully. Our poor dogs probably suffered the most because they didn't get their normal nighttime walk and had to potty in the pouring rain.

 

[cavamom]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the fun of a gender reveal that the parents also don’t know? They have a friend or family member trusted with the info and setting it up? How does a reveal with no one in the video getting surprised even make a good video?
This is a tracker thread…I guess that’s the answer.

 

[CoolWhip]

Jackson tells Jennbo to shut up near the end & puts his hand on her mouth. Then tells her to get another chair (he’s sitting on her lap). While I applaud him, they need to start disciplining him for that kind of shit.

And where is he learning that behavior? He is only around 3 people…

 

[Rat a tat tat]

There's something seriously off with this pregnancy.... With J$ we were subjected to every fricken detail, the nursery decor, the blinds, the chair that was needed for nursing, the soft toys, the million outfits from target, every disney outfit to grow into for the next 2 years, the books he needed while wasnt even born and the 10 tonne of other shite that wasn't needed. Along with lunch in the Waldorf where she couldn't eat so much of it due to her pregnancy while now she horses down anything that's not nailed to the table!!


This kid gets.... Nothing

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

This child is going to be 3 years old in a few weeks. Why are they still feeding him? Give him a plate, give him some silverware, let him eat.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

Well they managed to force the kid on the webslingers ride

 

[Quasimodo]

Ginn says she can never say "Arnold Palmer" because it's "such a hard thing to say".



Ginn: "i think we ordered too much food *fake laugh* but I thought the portions would be smaller"

No you didn't, you would have complained if the portions were smaller.

 

[nevinsmommy]

We interrupt our mundane yet infuriating Disneyland vlog series to bring you what NOT to do in a hurricane. Also breaking news! Buddy is in a big boy bed and Stanny Lean may or may not be planning her Great escape.

Next up, several days of blackness for the bobo family as electricity has gone out. Is hurricane Ian to blame, or did Dim forget to pay the bill? Story developing.

 

[Quasimodo]

The Tim Tracker #97: We talk about all kinds of stuff and nothing in particular

Also, Dim still sounds sick. But yeah, he's totally not sick at all...... Ginn is always soooooooooo thirsty you guyzzzzzz. That's just gestational diabetes knocking on your door and your fetus saying "bitch, stop eating so much sodium-filled crap and only drinking spicy water".