Thesocialmama.xo #8 Willy Wonka and the fizz stick factory

[DrinkGinSaveWater]

Never mind Aimee and Kyle not being able to handle another baby, I don’t think I can handle watching that situation unfold. Can you imagine watching the stress of 4 kids, a man child, 2 dogs and Aimee trying to complete Netflix all under one roof, I get heart palpitations just thinking about it!!!

 

[Gieyourselfashake]

Social Mama is SUSPICIOUSLY quiet for someone who loves to have 50 dots up and makes an announcement/apology every-time they are MIA for more than 5 mins.

Wonder if she’s manifested another pregnancy .

 

[Justhereforthetales]

Absolutely fuming at the post from DD. I’ve stopped being angry at people for breaking the rules because it’s exhausting being angry all the time. But you’re fucking self employed Angelina, the people who stick to the rules are the reason you’ll be able to go back to work. If everyone was acting like you three we’d still be in lockdown with no end in sight

Absolutely fuming at the post from DD. I’ve stopped being angry at people for breaking the rules because it’s exhausting being angry all the time. But you’re fucking self employed Angelina, the people who stick to the rules are the reason you’ll be able to go back to work. If everyone was acting like you three we’d still be in lockdown with no end in

The best way to get back at these absolute morons is to hit them where it hurts their pockets ! Do not engage with them do not buy any services from them , give your business to people who actually appreciate it I’ve unfollowed all 3 and their business’s don’t deserve any engagement

 

[mackc]

Strange that AD is in silverrburn aswell and chooses not to drive an extra 5 mins to support her pals or meet her bfs ex

 

[Ek2209]

Of course because when someone doesn’t follow the narrative created then oh obviously they must be the person. The point I was making is I’m assuming if she has it in good authority then she apparently has someone who has confirmed this which then makes me laugh due to the fact I categorically know I am not, so it makes me question the good authority you all have on all the evidence of what these woman have done such as be nasty, be bullies, husbands cheating etc your authorities or sources are quite clearly rubbish. But yet again il be accused of being Angeline because I don’t follow the narrative.

Angelina physically assaulted my friend outside Downtown because she “looked at her funny”. This isn’t on good authority, I was there. I seen her attack Deano in the Village, my ex was friends with him and we were often on big nights out together. She’s not a nice person. This kind of stuff happened every single weekend, she was a wee ned who wanted a scrap esp when her nose was full of the g.

 

[Sparkles86]

DD just seems so lost and down. She’s asking what people want from her on stories. Here’s what I want hen - stop swearing in front of your kids, teach that devil some basic manners, have a shower and scrub some of that horrible tan off, stop shoving the camera right in your big moon face and keep your clothes on please. All the best x

 

[mackc]

Is it weird to hire a nanny for your kids on your wedding day? I feel like it is...

I find that odd that she said "you'd need to ask" I can't imagine not spending it with my kids, your kids are your family before anyone else in that room...

 

[Tricia Doll]

What the fuck is this?

 

[tippingpoint]

DD getting a cleaner. Wonder if she’ll patch them like Aimee when she has to pay

“I just prefer to do it myself, I like my dog shite on a particular part of the carpet and oh my goooness I don’t know guys...I just think be kind”

 

[Amanda90]

Is that Shaun the dad to the older kid? The kid that gives me actual nightmares? Lol. Ddog used to absolutely hammer the sunbeds. She was in there everyday. I used to work in the shop and she used to come in all the time acting like she was the queen of EK and we all used to laugh about her when she left. She talked about wild weekends and taking drugs like we all thought she was soooo cool. Sorry but look at you now. You’re a mess. The alcohol, drugs and sunbeds have aged her about 20 years. Plus the extra chub isn’t helping her. Her mum came in too. Her mum was nice enough. Bet she is mortified about ddog. She looks older than her mum now

 

[Instainsta]

DD is doing my head in. See this whole be kind crap they are spitting out. How about you be kind and stay at home, stop mixing and we can all get out this shit storm and see out family

she is constantly mixing with other people xx

 

[teagenie22]

Like actually imagine turning up for your eyelashes and g is sitting there

Wouldny be shuttin ma eyes thats for fuckin sure

 

[Realitycheck999]

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Aimee we know you read here. A list for you to copy and paste.

 

[teagenie22]

I'm pretty sure mindless shopping expeditions buying all the shite of the day isn't recommended by her mindfulness guru
Also, if G hadn't went with Aimee would big DDog have taken her to work? Fuck that. I go to my beautician to relax not listen to wee Chuckie acting the cunt.

I am DEAD. I’ve had the SHITTEST week but you belting out with ‘wee chuckie acting the cunt’ has made me sore in places I didny know existed from laughing

 

[Zantezoo]

Honestly I'm surprised it took her as long as 3 weeks to post a picture in underwear . Why does she feel the need to show this?!

I know and be like my female surgeon?! Like she went out and specifically chose her surgeon....pretty sure she gave birth in an nhs hospital and got who she was given.

 

[Ardnocklife]

Nahhhh scuzzy cow going for breakfast with the same makeup on

I can’t with this bird She thinks she’s stunning but Fucking bandana for breakfast

 

[Instainsta]

I think she is sending herself the wedding questions

 

[mackc]

I don't even understand why new look are opening with a bow it's bloody new look

 

[Georgethecat]

I actually totally agree with you but I think the writing on the post is the actual truth

Maybe if she didn't spent half her day with her phone shoved in her and her kids faces , planning her next posed photos whatever else she seems to waste time doing every day like hanging about at nursery and actually got on with stuff she wouldn't feel so overwhelmed. Step away from your phone, Jesus. I've just went from part time to full time hours, did 100% of the housework , washing, nursery runs etc as my partner was away for 3 months!! I managed it, it wasn't easy and guess what took a hit? My screen time. I haven't binge watched anything on Netflix, I haven't been on my phone anything like I was in jan lockdown when I was only working part time. She needs to decide what her priorities are and focus on that instead of bleating on Instagram for attention.

 

[just.here.for.the.tea]

Aimee saying the kids will be eating chocolate all day....like they do every day then! It’s always Easter in the Kilgour house!
Poor bairns look like they’ve never seen a vegetable or piece of fruit before