Theme Park Obsession

[UncleLester]

Just checking in to see if Dylan is still doing exciting things!

 

[Nickster71]

So this bitch really just doubled down in his support of the Best Life & Beyond grifters directly following Fresh Baked disclosing that Best Life had COVID and wanted other vloggers to lie about it after going on a war path saying not only was that a lie, but they were being bullied online. What is wrong with Dylan?!

I do not get Dylan. I've had different theories as to why he ties himself to the assholes that are BLAB. I've concluded he's just as manipulate and vindictive as they are. Like, who at this point would publically support those two?! Even friends like Pixar Charlie seem uncomfortable hanging out with them

 

[banshe]

We don't need Hitler's Wet Dream back in the park. He might snitch on guests having too good of a time.

 

[minimax]

The countdown for his “beg-a-thon” for his new annual Magic Key should be coming up soon.

It worked for him last year!

Our sweet Vanilla Duchess needs your help today. For the low low price of $10 per viewer, he too can obtain a Magic Key renewal. Pay no mind to the fact that he openly defends and celebrates the Grifters of the Century, BLAB. Give him money today for more bland quality content.

Also, if you act now, he will promise a giveaway "in a few months" and then never pay off the claim as he has done now multiple times via social media.

You have everything to lose and nothing to gain. Help our Duchess now.

 

[Mark81]

Considering his subscribers on youtube and followers on insta, his views are pretty shit

 

[NotGrift-licia]

109 now! WTF.

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

#TuesdayGossip

Michael took down all the photos on his IG Account that had Dylan in them.

Since Michael is a newly christened Flight Attendant, I wonder if that move was made to keep his Runway open for any Pilots that he may encounter at work.

#ToldHimTheyWouldGoToEuropeLastSummerButTookHimToIowa

 

[Pez D. Spencer]

So what was the deal in the Universal bathroom?

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

But seriously, why do we even need to know this? I feel like we look to vloggers to show us what’s in the parks. Getting a pass is a personal, financial issue and I would never look to vloggers to help me figure out if it was right for me. The bloggers don’t need to post this stuff, no one cares.

Duchess fancies himself an influencer.

 

[Pez D. Spencer]

I have never posted in this thread?

So Michael took a hike-ael? Bye bye-chael.
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Did Dylan and Mikey say "Aloha" in Hawaii? Does "Aloha" also mean "Maybe"?

I just realized (after watching that video) that Dylan and Spin-Sir have the same red-befreckled beer-belly physique. And Dylan is like 25 years younger. Maybe Flyin' Mike is imagining Dylan at Spin-Sir's age, and doesn't like what he sees.

And I think I heard Dylan whining about how much Magic Keys cost in his Kripke stream last night.

 

[NotGrift-licia]

Ok so Dylan’s newest video had Christian (who I love seeing) and they went and found healthy food and the entire time was different that his normal bitch fest.

He even gave a shoutout to MJ for their goodie blogs!

Foodie

 

[UncleLester]

Dylan is on an entirely different level thinking that thumbnails like below are going to get new viewers to stop scrolling and click play when the video pops up in their feed by way of an algorithm:

 

[Nicotheicon]

I don't know if he's ever said it directly, but KT would say it all the time when they hung out a lot. Especially when they were all in WDW together. It would be pretty on brand for her to out somebody who maybe didn't want to be outed.

That I know of he’s never directly said what his relationship is with Michael other than “Michael” and to my knowledge never anything direct about if he’s gay or not

 

[TexJones]

 

[NotGrift-licia]

I don’t know the ins and outs of purchasing followers but is it temporary? Because didn’t he go up like 7k followers that one weekend? And now he’s down 2k??? That’s MASSIVE.

 

[Tiki0730]

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Just in case you new kids were wondering where our little Dylan got the nickname “Duchess”. This pose is known as “The Duchess Slant”.

Can't forget the royal wave they kept doing the whole ride

 

[NotGrift-licia]

I’m as stumped as you guys. I wonder if he’s just tunnel visioned. BLAB hasn’t done anything that directly affects him (except for the dislikes when they’re in his video which he fixed by not showing them anymore lol) so he’s still friends w him. It’s very VERY shallow thinking but then again…

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

So Dylan didn’t bother showing up for the Epic Universe opening? Bold move for someone running a theme park channel. I guess covering one of the biggest openings in theme park history just wasn’t worth the effort. Shame.

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

His Epic universe content absolutely tanked. Just bland boring content, plain and simple.

 

[Pez D. Spencer]