TheAlexandersNest

[Harvey27]

wtf ok I'm going to sound really stuck up here, but how the fuck can she have spent half of 24.99 on a (king sized) bedding set? so her duvet cover costs 12.50? Imagine how SHIT it must be. Hope she doesn't have any candles anywhere near it.
Seriously I just got some new linen bedding online for £75 and I thought that was a bargain!

and those fucking angel wings.... I just can't deal...... her house looks like an explosion in a pound shop ffs

shes another chav who has a house thats kitted out with B&M's finest cheap tat

 

[DebbieF]

absolutely shameless! Linz, you could google it!

If she is gifted pjs, I can already hear her ad honest opinion - “super soft, my taste, absolutely lush and beautiful”

They can only to be white as they won’t fit in with the winter wonderland theme you forgot “DREAMY” purplepixie

 

[DebbieF]

The begging and tagging of companies works!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are you so surprised Linzi, you‘ve tagged the company fir the last couple of weeks; stating that Prinny luvs their treats. Voila and a big box of free treats has made its way to Tiverton Towers.

We have renovations starting in Poppy’s bedroom today, it will be interesting to see what Linzi has negotiated for said room. I very much doubt that she has spent money as it will be companies/collaborations/PR that she has worked with previously

 

[She Said What?]

Oh my days I have just spat my tea out looking at her stories. Giving a shout out to Lee Sherrington for all the advice and support she has had from her.
It just shows how the fake insta huns stick together.
Lee Sherrington apparently likes to scream trolls a awful lot.

 

[Ellejay81]

Holding off for Christmas tree but dressed like a giant Christmas tree folk must be ripping the mince out of her behind her back. Imagine rocking up to the school dressed like she's just come from Santa's workshop. I honestly despair

 

[Star15sh]

Those goth clothes aren't very spring like I thought she was all about dressing to match the seasons and was loving pastels but a pair of docs and she's gone all emo!

 

[Houseplantkiller]

Hmm yes I’ve got a dolly too

 

[DebbieF]

This guy is pure gold

New sink & probably taps as the ones she already has won’t fit into the theme of the Country kitchen

 

[Houseplantkiller]

have you ever seen such a fucking drama about taking a few days off social media 'I love you all xxx this is not the end, just a break xxx' literally nobody cares hun

 

[Littlelegs9013]

I’m really worried as she barely has any clothes on and that black bra again

She did say last week that she suffers with her circulation and that’s why she had a jumper on in August, lord only knows how she will get on this evening as she must be feeling the cold

Insta hun toilet selfie as the bogs are so glam if you say so

must be the best push up she has. I mean it’s not there for anything else is it?
Not in need of a jumper today is she? Glam- by who’s standards? The setting is that beautiful she’s put a filter on it!!
All the rhetorical questions here

 

[Houseplantkiller]

She does seem to have taken on board comments from here though. Deleted all the tit shots, less flogging exercise/ diet stuff which is good. She was probably trying to emulate her new BFF Caprice with the tit photos. I always wondered what her dad thought of those

 

[purplepixie_3]

Reposting about the H & M vases, says Linzi that used to sell all her free, not free as they are AD/PR/Sample/ I’m helping a company grow products on Facebook marketplace for loads of £’s. Jeez you couldn’t make it up

such a hypocrite

also, since when is she into scandi/mid-century modern decor?

 

[Louise2019]

The new colour scheme in Poppy’s bedroom... white it’s white Hun

 

[DebbieF]

I’ve not noticed the cat for a while. Does she still have it? Tbh I do whizz through her stories though

Yes she does, poor thing lives in a Febreeze haze

These instagrammers - they are literally just sales people. It's not even marketing, just plain old sales on commission

She's really not the sharpest tool is she - mentioning an upcoming collab with another brand in what was meant to be her Simplehuman advert ...

Also- renaissance style candle? wtf does that mean? they did not have candles in glass cases with illustrations printed on them during the renaissance era. It's most definitely a piece of modern tat, in a modern style.

Most definitely sales people, they are so switched on

I‘ve just looked at her last grid post and she’s removed the brand name, definitely not reading here Linz

Most important feature for the Renaissance candle in a cotton bag (very important) is, it’s WHITE there’s a surprise

They all remind me of sheep, Mrs Hinch has bought Ronnie fairy ornaments for his veg garden and a grey & white soup bowl yesterday.

Our Linz has been to Poundland today and has shown us her Alexanderhaul you’ll never guess what she purchased, you’ve guessed it fairy ornaments for the kids themed fairy garden.

She also purchased the same soup bowl as Mrs Hinch ready for the winter

Now we’re going to have fairy themed kids gardens all over the gram, hope Poundland have plenty of stock in

 

[Houseplantkiller]

lollllllll how desperate
Breathing in - check
sticking tits out - check
cropped belly top - check
fake eyes and lips filter - check

Seriously what is she teaching her young daughter? Apart to grow up with anorexia or body dysmorphia. I wouldn't even want my daughter looking at profiles like this online, let alone actually modelling it for her. Just awful.

 

[purplepixie_3]

OMG!! Is she serious. She sells on her freebies which is even worse!! Cheeky cow

She’s something else honestly

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if this was her eBay

 

[DebbieF]

Sharing a tagged story of the monkey hula hooping, clearly showing that the poor animal is wearing a collar and has probably been beaten into submission.

This is NOT funny, but in my mind is clearly animal abuse; they were not put on our planet to be ridiculed and made to do things that are so unnatural for them.

 

[bababababa]

She’s ever so boring now

 

[Houseplantkiller]

Do you think the's ever had fresh real flowers in her house instead of plastic ones.... just once... go on linz treat yourself!

 

[Houseplantkiller]

Oh here we go, selling off her old side tables on insta. It's funny she doesn't tag the companies in them when she sells them on them isn't it
So linz hun now you're all scandi boho natural ...... any chance of you getting rid of those god awful fake chavvy chanel signs? they hurt my eyyyyyyyyessss.