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He needs to cut down on carbs to 🐽🐽, the whole family do except Laura as she is thin and not real family as he will probably never marry her anyway or reproduce with her
 
Did he say he got a discount ? he might not have and just did it for content and to annoy people and let them think he's getting stuff for cheaper when he's not
 
I just attempted to watch the Walmart borefest. How many times does he say he is cutting down on sugar. Yeh right OK. Also is her name Laura and is she gluten free. He never mentions it. What an entitled hole and what is that creepy laugh about.
Spot on, another fast forward button at the ready borefest.
Just because they buy sugar free drinks they think they can guzzle it, instead of water, without putting on weight. Stick to water and lay off those caramel lattes and cans of Monster.
The stuff they are allegedly going to live on for 3 weeks (as if) included lots of grated cheese, haribos, cake mixes, GLUTEN FREE tit and cheerios, but get this, no bleeping crisps, because the melt DOESN'T do crisps. The trolley was then topped off with a pile of microwave bacon. I can see Borestrider appearing on Masterchef any day now.
Also lots of moaning about the cost of stuff and tips for his devotees to bring your own coffee with you in your case to save the pennies, as there is a cost of living crisis.Yet this lot do the exact opposite and go and buy it anyway cos its only the little people who have to save money. 3 trips to Florida in the last year suggest the cost of living crisis has not reached Mr Entitled.
I also thought at one point he was going to ask Walmart to turn down the music in the store 'a smidge' because his excellency mentioned it.

Did he say he got a discount ? he might not have and just did it for content and to annoy people and let them think he's getting stuff fo kno know r cheaper when he's not
No, I don't think he did?
He tends to keep quiet about how much things cost when it suits, to play things down cos this Florida trip is gonna cost a shitload of money.
But he must surely have said to the villa owner, don't you know who I am?
 
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The Walmart video was just further clarification that these people have never had a healthy home cooked meal in their life. All they eat is frozen crap.
 
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Taking a rehydration drink on an 8 hour flight 🤦🏻‍♂️ Won't eat all of the small meal on the plane, just in case. There was little chance of that anyway, unless it was coated in sugar. That flight to Florida vlog really hit home how totally boring Andrew comes across, as well as being a bit of a know all. Fair play to the parents, eating and drinking away as normal, on the plane. This holiday must be costing Garvey a fortune, any wonder he's on the beer.
 
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Andrew Laura and the large red head sister and worral Thompson sponge the hell off “ Garvey “ always on holiday with them ! Feel sorry for that baby !! Won’t have grand parents soon with the way Lydia and “ Garvey “ drink all the time ! Kat and dean are the only barely normal ones out the big group
 
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Kat and Dean are spongers to they live with them at their age 😂🤣.., they won't fork out for their own place
 
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oh do they ? Not surprised in the big mansion Paul has
It's hardly a mansion .. it's a ok size house bigger than your bog standard semi but defo not as fancy and as big as moobs would love people to think it is
..it's quite basic looking with a old knackered kitchen and old 90's style sofas
 
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Can’t believe worral Thompson and Clifford the big red dog have dragged a 8 month old baby over there … how f*cking selfish !!!
 
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He must be getting that villa free of charge in return for advertising it on the channel and that's why the whole bloody clan are heading over. Shocking they're dragging an 8 month old baby over there.
 
Nice of Andrew to film Laaauurrra buying tampons in the Walmart slog. Hope they were gluten free.
 
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Anyone endured the latest snooze fest?
His parents being dragged around yet another kids park in the searing heat to see Micky mouse. Shitestrider getting overexcited about the ‘theming’ and the ‘smells’ and the ‘feels’ absolute predator of a guy think he needs his hardrive checked!!
 
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Anyone endured the latest snooze fest?
His parents being dragged around yet another kids park in the searing heat to see Micky mouse. Shitestrider getting overexcited about the ‘theming’ and the ‘smells’ and the ‘feels’ absolute predator of a guy think he needs his hardrive checked!!
And his mum vaping in Animal Kingdom. My husband smokes and goes outside to the smoking area.
 
I knew she was a smoker her face is like a old leather handbag painted up like a clown she is a old hag
 
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