The Tim Tracker #55 Yeah

[Southpaw33]

Is this a drinking game?

If so, I would be plastered.

 

[Galorious]

You know one night just ONE NIGHT I'd love to be able to cook with just lifting things out a box an throwing them in the oven or in a pan, she makes it seem like it's a lot of work to do somthing so easy an simple, tonight I made orange chicken with fried rice an prawn toast, all from scratch, no ingredients all ready measured out for me, chicken had to be cut an prepped etc, plus the kitchen looked like a torandao swept through it, but I can say the kitchen now is back to pristine condition an the meal was good

Bet it was good though!

Hold everything!! Here own cooking channel? LOL LOL

Goodie... I need the recipe for pizza eggs!

We did EveryPlate for about a year and I loved it, but that was when it was just my husband and myself. My husband has always been a great cook (I can cook too, I just hate it) and making the box meals reinvigorated his love of cooking and since then he pretty much makes every single dinner from scratch. The box meals were just easy for me, someone who hates cooking (I seriously take no joy out of it, but I LOVE to bake) but wanted to help my husband out and make a few meals a week.

There is absolutely no reason why Jenn can't seem to branch out from the box meal recipes and start figuring out her own recipes other than she's lazy and this is an easy option. Which is fine, but does not make you a gourmet fucking chef, stans.

Sooo many recipe sites online. She's just lazy. They seem to think money is the answer to everything. It's nice to have, but unless you have an awful lot of it, you still have to do some of your own work. I honestly don't know how they're not bored and unfulfilled.

 

[Firefly03-K64]

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WTH, are they trying to attract pedos to their kid?!?

I laughed at "food critic" but they do criticize the shit out of food.

 

[MissFitness]

How does Dim hold on to Ginn with all that grease.

Flour. Lots of it...

 

[quietcandy]

Yeah, it's one thing I learned a lot about when I started in my career and when I wrote my own personal book review blog. You need to be strategic about tags and keywords, not just throw a ton out there and see what sticks. Just because you're allowed to put a hundred tags on your content doesn't mean it actually does anything. I would bet that Youtube's search engine is smart enough to be able to pull 'thetimtracker' and match it with 'TheTimTracker' and filer the results appropriately, so there's no real need for like half their tags.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Wait, so they are looking at spending another however many grand on a new car because it has to accommodate the nanny? Why do 3 adults need to be with 1 or possibly 2 kids?

 

[mjm9]

I love that you called his fucking bluff. He’s all “they are with their kid 95% of the time” yet he claims to only have ever watched 10 vlogs total…sureeee ya fucking dick fart


Comment section on the slacker FRE video! It’s loads of fun!

(for those curious what is being discussed)
FRE 1/15/22 video
Replies to Dg all425 post about T&J’s new year’s resolutions to be more upbeat and kind to each other when vlogging.
Dont Worry is really getting hot under the collar defending the Trackcashian Bojanowskis!

I was thinking the same thing with J being too noisy - who takes a book that plays loud music to an upscale restaurant to amuse their child? Might be just me, but unless my child had a reasonable attention span, I wouldn't have taken her as it wouldn't have been fair to the other patrons. Not J's fault as he has been trained to eat by himself staring at a screen - and when he's done, he's free.

Seriously . They did this!
They have NEVER taken any kind of toy with them to any restaurant. Unless one counts the tablet or one of their phones.
And on this occasion they bring a book that plays music/loud noises??!!

 

[JssLG317]

We are fairly lax with screen time but one of our number one rules is absolutely none at the table.

Same. We weren’t too controlling about it. My 5 yr old went through a phase where he wanted the iPad ALL the time…he was in between 3 and 4. Now, he almost never watches it. He’d rather talk and do things. Lol, he talks so much that sometimes on weekends I have to beg him to do 30 mins of iPad time just so I can have a mental moment.

 

[LillyinHou]

"Guuyyyssss I'm so busy not watching my son during the day that I can't get detailed videos out before 11pm." - Jen probably

 

[HiJenn]

So they mentioned their doctor appt.. what about baby j?

I will say I'm happy baby J doesnt use s chair for a box.

And while it might be performative (based on our chats here) glad they are going to the doctor. Well tim only. Gin didn't say anything about doctors. Gins most excited for glasses and contacts. the superficial stuff... per usual

Its laughable Dim said he doesn't have long sleeve shirts... yet he's got gucci sweater somewhere. Gin called him out preemptively because she knew it would be mentioned.

Otherwise same ish, different day.

They also seemed concerned/stressed that their doctors' appointments are in the middle of the day. So what, it's not like they have jobs, and the nanny takes care of J$. Oh, what's that? It would get in the way of their going to theme parks and stuffing their faces? Oh no, how do the rest of us juggle having jobs and responsibilities while still taking care of doctors appointments?

Also, lol:
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Tiffany Ann, Sid, rest of the lunatics won

 

[Hangininthere]

It's part of his quirky, ever changing persona. He hasn't discovered his real identity yet. He's been everything from redneck hillbilly, retro hipster moustache guy, emo tattoo guy, embracing full on hipster, high end fashionista, and then mailman dad bod guy. Wonder who the real Dimmy is?

He's a wannabe Gucci model.. gosh...

My nephew is a picky eater- like none of his food must touch & he can take forever to eat. But he still gets as many food groups at meals as possible- even if it’s just one of those fruit pouches. Kids can survive on limited diets for a while, but I don’t think J$ is allowed enough liquid & quiet frankly they are f…ing him up with food in so many ways - the screen, the feeding & the food choices. He gets NO FIBER.

We know J$ loves fruit- then give it to him at every meal! Give him sweet potatoes or butternut squash - they’re sweet. They just don’t care.

I keep thinking they think it's just too much trouble and don't want to be bothered- hell might take away from their precious videos, which they just make me sick..

 

[Cold&Bitter]

It makes sense, if you have the means, to get help handling surgery recovery.

But then why didn't they give that as a reason, instead of underscoring how hapless they are as parents? Would have avoided some criticism.

Of course, these two are idiots, so who knows?

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

6:24 “look at the way this bread is glistening in the sun”

JennyNoShowers must have dropped some of her hair or forehead grease onto it

 

[Southpaw33]

I don't know, but Tim acted like he didn't even need recovery time in the video. To me, it sounded like he was blowing it off like it wasn't anything. Jenn was the one who was acting all weird about it, because you know she is worried how long he'll be out of commission. She said they would take it "one day at a time" and Tim laughed at her and said how dramatic that sounded.

I also don't think he is getting a completely different surgery only, but wouldn't be surprised if he was combining something like an abdominal cosmetic surgery AND the hernia one.

 

[DoreenP]

So, I didn’t watch the first video when Tim went to the hotel/restaurant. Did he say where the hotel was? Did he give its location in terms of the theme parks? The seafood stew looked good to me, but I have no idea where the venue is. I know I can Google, but you’d think a travel channel would include this info.

 

[dingdangdong]

They may get excited by view numbers, but a huge portion of those views are stans obsessed with the Trackers' child and T&J, and will never book this place. I would bet Dev would be more likely to actually have some viewers stay there because of his video.

Honestly, now that I’ve looked the place up, I’d be surprised if anyone gets them many if any more stays booked. I think the house is really overpriced, and it’s honestly super niche. It’s fun, yeah, but it’s overkill unless you’re super obsessed with Disney villains.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

This is the same guy that put out this.
And he has a Patreon account.
Which in my eyes = lazy beggars

Yeah I had to roll my eyes HARD…gotta love a Disney vlogger talking shit about Disney vloggers

 

[DimGrifter]

I love you

Don’t adopt him unless you get a tax credit for dealing with someone who is clearly a few tools short of a chest

Straight out of the Tracker financial plan

 

[Quasimodo]

This keeps showing up as an ad on this page and I keep thinking I’m seeing a screenshot of Ginn.

 

[Love_the_kitz]

They actually have used Patreon and Superchats in the past. It was at the Sanford house and before - he begged for money so he could go to Playlist Live, another time they begged for money for this expensive blow up chair for the pool, then the infamous termite infestation. The last superchat was after they had moved to the McMansion if I remember correctly - they got called out for saying "they didn't know how to turn it off". #lyingsackofcraptrackers

Right there. That speaks volumes about the type of people Tim and Jenn are.
Not savers, not planners, no idea how to use money wisely, and wasteful.
Seriously though, to beg for other people's money so you can fart it away on an inflatable chair that will eventually pop anyway?