The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

[ETsMomma]

I mean- It's not Universal Orlando- but it will go over wonderful with the target audience of 3-10.

 

[bumpire]

I was going up the thread page rather than down when I came across what I thought might be Tim Tracker Universe tits.

 

[EthelMay]

My dad is having to have surgery on his head due to skin cancer later this year My grandad's skin cancer is so advance he is just in hospice care now. Jenn is oblivious.

Sending you hugs & prayers

 

[PistachioNut]

Dim was disappointed there were no coogies at the ice cream shop. Also he complained there was a really long line (cry about it dude) because someone in front of him was ordering a bunch of ice cream and asking a lot of questions. Can't be more annoying than the people stuck behind you and Ginn in line at Salt & Straw where you go to test every flavor and film it and talk about each sample endlessly.
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Boo hoo, Dim! Didn’t you explain to your host that you don’t do lines?

 

[mjm9]

The Costa Rica vlogs are not doing well.

Day 1 travel day uploaded 7 days ago currently at 75k views

Costa Rica white water rafting uploaded 5 days ago currently at 50k views

Costa Rica jungle cruise uploaded 2 days ago currently at 40k views

Costa Rica zip lining uploaded 19 hours ago currently at 19k views.

Tim left his useless wife at home with two kids she can’t look after on her own for a week for these views. He could have stayed home and spent a couple of hours every day for a week at Disney and got better views.

Are they going to stretch out the CR slogs?
That means there are 3 more to go

Related to these CR slogs I keep hearing Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire” chorus melody in my head

I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire

Instead:
And my views went down down down
With each new slog. With each new slog.

 

[bumpire]

Spoiler alert sadly no jaguars eat Dim.

And the ziplock doesn’t snap either

 

[hcslacs]

to @And Now It's Time to Splu. You’re in my thoughts.

 

[GodsWarrior]

He went in. He even said something about enjoying going inside churches in other countries because you can feel the community. I’m guessing he was talking about the church in Jamaica he went to on the tour?

Maybe it’s my Catholic upbringing but—and there are many, many things I disagree with in the Catholic Church, but I would never, ever openly mock Jesus or make Jesus death jokes. Especially inside a church…on video…and publish it.

I don’t remember that one. I’ll have to go back and look. I agree with you. I’m a believer and would never crack jokes or mock Jesus either. It’s disrespectful no matter what religion you are.

 

[mjm9]

She posted a reel about a toilet. What's strange though is the thumbnail for the reel is the picture of them with the SpongeBob characters.

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First Tim (CR). Now Gin.
What is their obsession with bathrooms and toilets?
And why do they think this is appropriate material/content to include in TTT slogs?

 

[WhiskeyBusiness]

This reminds me of when Michael Kay went to Peppa Pig Land

What happened to Michael Kay? I only ever heard of him/kept up through FRE, he took the crown of cringe Disney/Orlando influencers for me but seems to have gone radio silent.

 

[eatcherheartout]

But all the times they go to California, they never go to In N Out. It’s always my first stop.

We are getting a lot of Whataburgers in Florida. We are getting two in Manatee county so she can get her Whataburger fix on her way to AMI. I think she’s trying to be a Whataburger girlie so they can get an invite to the new one opening in Orlando.

I’ve had Whataburger once, when we went to Tallahassee to tour FSU. It wasn’t very memorable other than everything was gigantic and we should have just split what we ordered. I can’t say I’d rush to eat at the ones opening here.

I live in Florida but I was born and raised in New Mexico. No In n Out there (although they are allegedly planning to open 3 locations in Albuquerque but they’ve been saying this for 10 years now). Any time I was in a city that had one, I would stop. Phoenix, Kingman, Az (on the way to Anaheim or Las Vegas), or California. I love it. I also like to customize my cheeseburger depending on how I’m feeling that day. Whataburger doesn’t look appealing to me. There salads are okay but expensive.

 

[Mopsy75]

Even with my 12 years of Catholic schooling back in the day, my faith has tested me, but I would never ever go into a church and mock Jesus. What a complete ahole.
Wake up stans, this is who you give your $$ to?
I usually save my bashings for Jenn, but this one goes out to Tim, you are an utter idiot.
What a great role model you are for what your sons shouldn't be.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I am not religious at all. But when I visit churches I am respectful because I know that there are people who find comfort In religion.

It's one think to talk like that and mock the church with your wife / friend at home or do it on camera. He cannot read the room...

They are so tone death on so many things. It amazes me they don't realize how many of their stans are religious.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I was curious about the calories in a Whataburger burger. Obviously the calories vary depending on what extra items you want on it. ie. cheese, bacon, extra spread, extra meat patties, etc.


Core Whataburger Favorites

• Whataburger (Single): 590 Calories
• Double Meat Whataburger: 835 Calories
• Triple Meat Whataburger: 1,075 Calories

Bacon & Specialty Burgers

• Bacon & Cheese Whataburger: 750 Calories
• • Whataburger Patty Melt: 950 Calories
  • Sweet & Spicy Bacon Burger: 1,095 Calories
  • Mushroom Swiss Burger: 1,110 Calories

It's pretty easy to split one of those burgers.

 

[GodsWarrior]

There’s a part in the zip line video where Tim goes into a church and sees—I was watching on my phone, so I can’t really tell what it actually is, but he says there’s Jesus in a coffin over here, wow, when did that happen, Geez.

Dude, you need to just never mention Jesus again. Like ever. Will they ever learn?

The whole thing was ridiculous, he wasn’t going to go inside because he was eating ice cream so just stood in the doorway filing. Then he saw parrots inside (we have these same parrots where I live so they aren’t that unique) and finished his ice cream and went inside to film. He just needs to stay away from church and anything religious.

I’m surprised he went in. He usually avoids churches or cracks jokes about Jesus or Christianity. Jenn has too in the past.

 

[cavamom]

There’s a part in the zip line video where Tim goes into a church and sees—I was watching on my phone, so I can’t really tell what it actually is, but he says there’s Jesus in a coffin over here, wow, when did that happen, Geez.

Dude, you need to just never mention Jesus again. Like ever. Will they ever learn?

The whole thing was ridiculous, he wasn’t going to go inside because he was eating ice cream so just stood in the doorway filing. Then he saw parrots inside (we have these same parrots where I live so they aren’t that unique) and finished his ice cream and went inside to film. He just needs to stay away from church and anything religious.

This is why these bozos can’t ever go to Europe. It’s one church after another. Tourism is centered around them.

 

[Mopsy75]

Sending prayers your way @And Now It's Time to Splu .

 

[mjm9]

Junk alert
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Where are their 4 matching shirts that Jin said they were getting in her IG post?

 

[mjm9]

I also noticed that when Tim’s hair was wet from the water his scalp is clearly visible

 

[Iwantallthetea]

@And Now It's Time to Splu sending prayers