The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

[Galaxyprincess]

As I said many times here prior, oh to be a fly on the wall in the Bojan Mansion. "Hey kids...um. Mommy & daddy are going away for a week on a "business trip." Sorry. You guys will be bored and will stay with Auntie."

Jackson isn't dumb. He's almost to that age (if not already) where he can find "his" channel on YT and see what's going on. "What? They went to Disney across the water without me!?!?" If that time didn't come, it's coming soon. He's going to catch on very quick that their job isn't a job. It's a vacation.

As others said, yes - the kids might have liked it, but it's for their own good they didn't come. They'd be pushed to the side and ignored.

Didn't Jenn mention that Jackson had trouble sleeping or something because Tim was in Costa Rica? So they turned around and took both parents out of the equation because she didn't have to deal with the fallout?

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

It seems like they spent the entire 2nd day with Molly and Alan as their stories pretty much match ride wise. I knew there was no way they could navigate an overseas park by themselves. What losers.

 

[Quasimodo]

Ginn, just a head's up to your delusional narcissistic vain ass - you can't filter cancer away.

 

[Quasimodo]

Now he got a bacon cheddar hot dog and fries.

he looks like a massive waddling dehydrated and pruny scrotum that’s been picked apart by vultures.

 

[Quasimodo]

Lies, Dim. No way you'd try only one coogie.

Okay now he's REALLY lying. Absolute bullshit. These two just regularly lie now and call it content.

I was only half joking a couple weeks ago about him struggling with 'pura vida', and he actually did prove me right.

Thought he had a strap-on on his chest for a second there.

 

[PistachioNut]

No one cares about yet another luxury vacation they got for free. It’s gross & out of touch.

THIS! Exactly. It’s sickening. And they’re sorely lacking in gratitude for their good fortune. Meanwhile, they use everyone they can for their selfish gluttony.
Lastly, dim & gin are truly lacking in the knowledge of others’ struggles. They’ve lost all memory of what it’s like to strI’ve to put food on the table or save for a long time to relish just one chance at fun at a theme park. Grrrrr!

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

The only thing that they seemed to have gained from this trip is sun damage. Oh and it's suppose to storm and hail tonight. Enjoy, Trackers.

 

[EthelMay]

Umm somewhere between arriving in Paris and arriving at the hotel Gin changed clothes

Black travel/yoga

Striped pajamas

Anyone else think that could get Ollie potty trained while the useless ones are abroad

 

[Quasimodo]

Tim probably held onto everyone’s tickets because it made him feel like a big man. I’m convinced he likes Jenn to be useless because it feeds his ego.

Dim's tombstone:

"Here lies Dim
He died early because his wife didn't do shit
But at least his ego was fed well"

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Wow, no kids it seems.

I’m very happy for the kids. They won’t have cameras shoved in their faces for three days.

If this is something Peach can do for them often, it is gonna unlock a whole new level of couple-only travel. Ginn is gonna be giddy. Away from her kids and with her security blanket.

Yep I'd this trip is a success I think it will be bye bye Budley and NAG on many trips to come especially during the school year. Honestly, In sort of okay with it. Those kids will likely thrive more when their parents are not around.

 

[Southpaw33]

Why the F do they always have to take bites of food like this?



It looked like crap too — imagine being a business like BOG seeing shit like this on IG and deciding this is who you want to feature on your hosted stays.

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim will be horrified with the amount of coffee and wine that is consumed in the city. Also, I can only imagine his disappointment in French cuisine.

oh god we’re going to get Ginn going on and on and on and on about the most stereotypical French shit she wants to shove down her throat, I bet. Bitch will be obsessed with hunting down escargot and fois gras and crepes (to squeeze to death with her nasty nails) in the airport on the way back. She’ll come home with a Chanel purse that costs twice as much as her LV purse. They’ll spend the next 6 months trying to pronounce “croissant” in a terrible French accent. Dim will dimsplain that only sparkling wine from Champagne can be called champagne. Ginn will tell us they were offered champagne but they don’t drink you guyzzzzzz.

Dim can’t even pronounce “haricot verts”, so this should be a complete butchering of the French language.

 

[bumpire]

Thank god agreed to accompany them to Texas (for O’s sake)

 

[BobbyC83]

I will never, ever understand these people. They have two kids. For this specific park, a huge advantage over any of their competitors/fellow vloggers, especially since they've become such a main focal point of the channel. They are shown going to doctor's appointments, at birthday parties, updates about their potty training. Surely The Universal Kids' Resort will heavily feature their children and their reactions right?

Plug and play room tore--same as every other one they've ever done. Burger and wrap review at the restaurant. They don't even have the kids with them, they've sent them off with the sister nanny to enjoy the pool while Jenn hunts for the instagrammable spots on property and the main entrance to the park. A few minutes of pool footage, then its time for dinnies, more food reviews, and an early bed time (because of the one hour time difference).

They could've made this such an interesting review and have tanked it from the outset.

Their channel is awful. The only reason why BOGV hires them is due to their sub count. They don't do anymore research than that. They don't look at views vs sub % or even the quality of their videos. Just "Welp, they have the most subs! Give 'em a trip again!"

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Another thing Tim mentioned that had me laughing was--he's ready to take a big National Park trip. Maybe next summer, maybe sooner because "the world is our palm tree". I think that meant--fuck school, fuck any sort of responsibilities with my dad.

He specifically mentions from Vegas and Zion, Bryce, Grand Canyon and Arches. I did this trip about 8 years ago--from Phoenix--Sedona, Grand Canyon, Zion, Bryce, Canyonlands, Capitol Reef, Arches and ended in Rocky Mountain. 15 days. A bunch of stops along the way, one of the best trips I've planned. There is absolutely no possible way Tim could handle that trip with Jenn and the kids. No possible way. Maybe he's thinking about going solo and we're watching him dream about a life of freedom, but there is no way in the world they would manage that trip in any sort of enjoyable way.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Her poor, poor shoulders. They've suffered so much. That's a dress to wear if you're a much, much smaller cup size. Those poor straps. Bitch if you can't just find some supportive bras, then go get a breast reduction. Maybe it'll help with the poor posture, too.

She seriously learned absolutely nothing from losing her mother to skin cancer. She seriously thinks she's just immune to actual health scares, aside from ramen diarrhea shits. She's going to have a miserable second half of her life with this "lifestyle" of hers.

Didn’t she have her own skin cancer scare not too long ago? Didn’t they biopsy a spot or two? It was negative but wouldn’t that put some sort of fear in you?

 

[banana.time]

Hey Tim, put down the camera and the smartwater and use both of your Goofy Goo covered hands to help your child.

He’s sabotaging O so he doesn’t beat J$ probably

 

[shaunnaj86]

"Welcome to MY room" - Jenn at the start of the tour. Tim, you've lost the channel. It's all about Jenn now. No one cares if you're in the videos and it almost seems like he finally realizes that and has given up based on his face anytime you've seen him in a shot in Paris.

Also posture ma'am. Losing weight isn't going to help your hunchback which is terribly visible when you use .5 and stand in front of a mirror.

 

[hcslacs]

Tim says he wishes Jen were there to join him in the hot spring pools, which . I guess at least he realizes she wouldn’t do any of the rest of the stuff he’s been doing, like zip lining. But it’s a bit glaring that he doesn’t mention wishing the boys were there. Not even The Golden One.

 

[Littlemuv1]

She’s posted a photo carousel on IG for Father’s Day and managed to not include herself. That must be a first!