The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

[Loueylouay]

Have they done anything lately for their stupid Patreon stans?
Also did Universal comp room too? And flight? Because thats really weird.

 

[cavamom]

He went in. He even said something about enjoying going inside churches in other countries because you can feel the community. I’m guessing he was talking about the church in Jamaica he went to on the tour?

Maybe it’s my Catholic upbringing but—and there are many, many things I disagree with in the Catholic Church, but I would never, ever openly mock Jesus or make Jesus death jokes. Especially inside a church…on video…and publish it.

Mom Bojo was very involved at her church according to her obituary. I suppose she could have come to faith later in life, but it seems like Tim was maybe raised with church. You would think he’d have even a morsel of respect.
Guess I forgot who I was talking about for a minute.

 

[Forest]

What happened to Michael Kay? I only ever heard of him/kept up through FRE, he took the crown of cringe Disney/Orlando influencers for me but seems to have gone radio silent.

He’s totally gone silent after he got married. I don’t think he’s even been seen anywhere

 

[Mopsy75]

We are seeing Whataburgers pop up here in North GA and we have tried them. Personally I prefer Five Guys if I'm going for a good burger but we do get a kick out of seeing the Whataburger logo, reminds us of the Wonder Woman logo. Yes, I'm that old. Lol.
I would definitely not be eating like this if I'm about to board a plane.
Oh Jenn, coffee tunes today, Whataburgers tomorrow. You are so hip sweetie.

 

[cavamom]

There’s a part in the zip line video where Tim goes into a church and sees—I was watching on my phone, so I can’t really tell what it actually is, but he says there’s Jesus in a coffin over here, wow, when did that happen, Geez.

Dude, you need to just never mention Jesus again. Like ever. Will they ever learn?

The whole thing was ridiculous, he wasn’t going to go inside because he was eating ice cream so just stood in the doorway filing. Then he saw parrots inside (we have these same parrots where I live so they aren’t that unique) and finished his ice cream and went inside to film. He just needs to stay away from church and anything religious.

This is why these bozos can’t ever go to Europe. It’s one church after another. Tourism is centered around them.

 

[Quasimodo]

Tim starts to talk about his burger at Universal and of course Jen jumps in and talks over him describing it. Yes, Tim, you can have that look on your face but you have to realize by now that she has completely taken over your channel. And nobody is to blame but yourself. If only you weren’t horny during some hurricane.

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The Tim Tracker #252: If only you weren’t horny during some hurricane.

 

[LMH0906]

Nobody wants to hear an unattractive middle aged couple talk about how Whataburger might give them the shits. Jenn says they are at the airport and are going to get Whataburger. Tim asks if it’s a good idea to eat that before they get on a plane to which Jenn replies, “we have an hour and a half so if we need to go to the bathroom [laughs] I think we’re good, we’re good.” While she says this last part Tim leans into her and says “I’ve got Tums in the bag.”

I cannot believe they are well off and “famous.” They are ugly and look tacky as fuck walking through the airport in the universal studios shirts.

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I don't watch their videos and haven't for several years. So when I see a picture of them, it's shocking to see how much they've aged in a short period of time. Tim looks old and frail. Is this a side effect of a GLP-1?

 

[Littlemuv1]

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FINALLY a photo without a filter

W T ever lovin’ F is this? I know I’m old and couldn’t care less about ‘trends’ but would someone do an old bird a favour and explain it to me ‍

 

[GodsWarrior]

He went in. He even said something about enjoying going inside churches in other countries because you can feel the community. I’m guessing he was talking about the church in Jamaica he went to on the tour?

Maybe it’s my Catholic upbringing but—and there are many, many things I disagree with in the Catholic Church, but I would never, ever openly mock Jesus or make Jesus death jokes. Especially inside a church…on video…and publish it.

I don’t remember that one. I’ll have to go back and look. I agree with you. I’m a believer and would never crack jokes or mock Jesus either. It’s disrespectful no matter what religion you are.

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

I have been baffled for years as to why Tim has not faced harsher consequences. I have seen lots of other influencers and content creators “cancelled” or called out for much less but no matter what Tim and Jenn do, their Stan’s are there to defend their every move. It’s infuriating.

I've been thinking about this, and whose radar would they need to get on to be called out to a wide enough audience for it to be meaningful?

 

[SirHiss]

She posted a reel about a toilet. What's strange though is the thumbnail for the reel is the picture of them with the SpongeBob characters.

 

[mjm9]

Did Tim take any button down shirts like he wore on his datecation?

We mostly see him in worn out t-shirts, which is understandable for the activities he did in CR (wearing t-shirts, not the worn out part)

Even Tim (in his words) “dressing up for dinner” was him in a t-shirt.

The nicest piece of clothing I saw him wear was the Columbia jacket when he was zip lining.

 

[eatcherheartout]

But all the times they go to California, they never go to In N Out. It’s always my first stop.

We are getting a lot of Whataburgers in Florida. We are getting two in Manatee county so she can get her Whataburger fix on her way to AMI. I think she’s trying to be a Whataburger girlie so they can get an invite to the new one opening in Orlando.

I’ve had Whataburger once, when we went to Tallahassee to tour FSU. It wasn’t very memorable other than everything was gigantic and we should have just split what we ordered. I can’t say I’d rush to eat at the ones opening here.

I live in Florida but I was born and raised in New Mexico. No In n Out there (although they are allegedly planning to open 3 locations in Albuquerque but they’ve been saying this for 10 years now). Any time I was in a city that had one, I would stop. Phoenix, Kingman, Az (on the way to Anaheim or Las Vegas), or California. I love it. I also like to customize my cheeseburger depending on how I’m feeling that day. Whataburger doesn’t look appealing to me. There salads are okay but expensive.

 

[Mopsy75]

Even with my 12 years of Catholic schooling back in the day, my faith has tested me, but I would never ever go into a church and mock Jesus. What a complete ahole.
Wake up stans, this is who you give your $$ to?
I usually save my bashings for Jenn, but this one goes out to Tim, you are an utter idiot.
What a great role model you are for what your sons shouldn't be.

 

[ETsMomma]

Yeah I think it will do fine in the interim. Except I imagine five or ten years down the line major renovations will have to be done. I hate to sound snotty but the hotel in particular looked cheap.

especially with the extreme heat, snow, rain, etc.

 

[mjm9]

I was curious about the calories in a Whataburger burger. Obviously the calories vary depending on what extra items you want on it. ie. cheese, bacon, extra spread, extra meat patties, etc.


Core Whataburger Favorites

• Whataburger (Single): 590 Calories
• Double Meat Whataburger: 835 Calories
• Triple Meat Whataburger: 1,075 Calories

Bacon & Specialty Burgers

• Bacon & Cheese Whataburger: 750 Calories
• • Whataburger Patty Melt: 950 Calories
  • Sweet & Spicy Bacon Burger: 1,095 Calories
  • Mushroom Swiss Burger: 1,110 Calories

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I am not religious at all. But when I visit churches I am respectful because I know that there are people who find comfort In religion.

It's one think to talk like that and mock the church with your wife / friend at home or do it on camera. He cannot read the room...

They are so tone death on so many things. It amazes me they don't realize how many of their stans are religious.

 

[GreenIsNotACreativeColor]

Oh the sunburn...but no I don't see a lot of locals paying those sort of prices for maybe more than one visit especially when there's Six Flags in the area. And if they want something kid friendly there's a Peppa pig park not that far either with better prices and similar rides.

I did read that the Annual Passes for Universal Texas were "currently sold out" already, so they at least have those people locked in.

 

[GodsWarrior]

There’s a part in the zip line video where Tim goes into a church and sees—I was watching on my phone, so I can’t really tell what it actually is, but he says there’s Jesus in a coffin over here, wow, when did that happen, Geez.

Dude, you need to just never mention Jesus again. Like ever. Will they ever learn?

The whole thing was ridiculous, he wasn’t going to go inside because he was eating ice cream so just stood in the doorway filing. Then he saw parrots inside (we have these same parrots where I live so they aren’t that unique) and finished his ice cream and went inside to film. He just needs to stay away from church and anything religious.

I’m surprised he went in. He usually avoids churches or cracks jokes about Jesus or Christianity. Jenn has too in the past.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I don’t understand the reasoning behind the lack of trees. Like did they not even consult a landscape architect? Anyone who understands the basic needs and psychology of humans?

Of course they wouldn’t welcome anyone international, cause no one feels like getting detained and kidnapped by some microdicked ICE gestapo losers in TX anyway.

Especially in Frisco it is fairly red there last I checked.